hey man the islands are great @SuperCoven

i miss being in Nova Scotia

ontario is fucked

true

fuckin ford may have reduced the price it takes to get drunk and develop lung cancer, but like, everything is fucked

@A Drunk Sailor i"ll give you that man. Southern ontario is full of refugees and folk

@A Drunk Sailor Lots of uber drivers in my city barely speak english. I'm impressed with how well they can keep a conversation, but 1 out of 100 rides are white people. I'm not a bigot, but my family have all been military so I have learned biases

leave cigs alnone

only thing that keeps me sane during kitchen shifts

also poor but like, im saddend haha

its not as if whitening tooth paste isnt a thing

there are things to make you look fine when you smoke man

i pay $17 a week for belmonts

same

i swore i wouldnt start, but breaks are nice

cheers to that Sailor

lool

i love smoking, its become a problem

just start a chemical worse than alcohol and tobacco

meth is the drug of choice aroound here

fetenal too

or however you spell that

pot is legal and no longer fun

no i havent

@wobdob1111 going to my estranged father's place for a few days, gonna see my little brother before he gets posted

lmao

kill yourself like a man

i prefer strangers who know nothing about me

@Crawfoot i'm actually a female, but i have balls of steel

19 crimes is what im polishing off

lol

obvi

i'll fuck anything, but im comfortable with what i was born with

oof'

@Tea you can be whatever you want doll, I'd still smash

@Tea i prefer being a bottom, so i'm so very down

having a world full of tops would suck

bottoms have a place

its under you lot

me please

@Blargleshporf you'll lose it one day

@Blargleshporf thats also fair, though not as easy to accomplish

if you're thirsty drink some water damn

you're a sailor

i dont expect you to like water

paint thinner

probably for the best, salt water is a bad idea

i can fit 1/2 a bottle of wine in my glasses

on glass 3

my liver will game end itself one day

not until i get a good use out of it on new years

5'7 1/2 here

oof

please try your moves on me and I'll tell you if the femoids you know are just being nice @T e x

@A Drunk Sailor was your mother a beaver? because DAMN

it is not

even a leaf knows that

english you fuck

@wobdob1111 are those space pants? beacause your ass is out of this world

english ya fuck

well than what are you fucker

i know english and the bastard french quebecois say is french

fuck sailor dont dig them like that

@Blargleshporf stop saying wall, unless you've contributed to the wall kickstarter

well wall as much as you want i guess

I'll also shoot refugees from burger land

im too close to detroit for my comfort

if anyone wants asyulum in canada, ask, but like, conform to our cuck pm

@A Drunk Sailor I will join you in shooting the illegals, i have been trained well by my military dad to get rid of those who dont belong

canada is great fuck you @T e x

We have maple syrup

@A Drunk Sailor have been trained to fight and shoot since i was 6 by military men, i should be okay hahaha

lol

@A Drunk Sailor I'd be able to take you down, these thighs were made for destroying people

thighs that could destroy melons

if i chose to do so

dont have a melon

have no money for fruit

i work in a kitchen, i just make rent every month after keeping up with my tobacco and alcohol addiciton

rape is a kink tho

rapeplay is a thing

lmfao

orcas are the scariest thing in the ocean

sounds like a dnd campaign @A Drunk Sailor

lol

being scared is okay\

no one can be called a bitch for being scared of the ocean

its a huge body of death water

orcas though guys

they are scary af

lmao

@Dino go to bed

sharks are great

precious sea babies

red pandas are my favorite bear

they are so good

https://gph.is/16KhSQK

depression naps are great

3x a dfay

day