I clicked back before typing in my credit card info, it opened up a bunch of orders that aren't paid. I didn't pay them (I didn't want the shit) and they won't stop messaging me.

Dear [Me]

We have got your order of [item].But it seems that the order is still unpaid. If theres anything I can help with the price, size, etc.please feel free to contact me. After the payment is confirmed, I will process the order and ship it

out as soon as possible. Thanks！

Best Regards

Tuskarr Aliexpress Shop

Hmm. I see room to haggle

I didn't realize it did that until I got the million messages

Idk, that guy sounded like he wants to give me a discount on that mousepad

Chinkshit is fun

Does anyone have a link to the fake rolex store on Ali?

I appreciate it.

Is there a specific brand?

Yes

Seriously?

I found the fake Diesels. THey're hilarious.

A friend of mine had a fake Hublot that looked amazing.

I've been wanting one similar to it. Or a tag or something

So why is everyone saying to buy stuff before the chinese new year?

Oh.

So you won't see your shit for 6 months.

Good to know.

But by buying beforehand, aren't we basically giving them liquior money?

That's the third time today I've heard someone say something about dot matrix printers from staples.

I thought reliability has always been a problem with dot matrix.

And the paper is more epensive

Desktops are actually stabilizing from what I understand.

The mainstream gaming PC marketing is growing.

But Laptops are still popular.

Paypal will freeze accounts for stupid reasons.

Like not being a liberal.

Most of their terms and conditions are vague as fuck.

lolk

Anyone found any sweet deals lately?

I found a house-burner-downer

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Breakfast-Sandwich-Maker-Hamburger-Muffin-Kitchenaid-Cooking-Tools-Home-Appliances/32575515399.html?spm=2114.13010608.cb0001.64.90bUz0&scm=1007.13441.64707.0&pvid=95ef68b7-b20c-48b0-8930-457620025697&tpp=1

And those 3 in one breakfast stations, I actually had one and it started an electrical fire.

https://itsgoingdown.org/greetings-orlando/

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/pepe-the-frog-tattoo-whoops

http://www.redbubble.com/people/anticom/works/25144633-anitcom-anti-communist?p=t-shirt&style=mhoodie&body_color=black&size=large&print_location=front

This channel is lacking.

Isn't Mitoma Umi a porn star?

I bought one. I like it. Ima build a better version myself though.

Will trap porn get me banned?

It feels the same

Though the bumpers on one of them are kinda snappy and that bothers me.

It's cool to play some of the games I had when I was a kid, but I'm a tad underwhelmed.

I kinda want to do a review of it, but idk if anyone will actually care and it's been done to death.

I'm moving back to Asia. I can't wait to get some of that sweet food in my belly.

I had some chinese usb ones a while back that felt fine. I think I got them on amazon.

Yeah, it's not like the originals were all that great to begin with. I think both of my original controllers have the wires pulled out of the conroller itself.

Isn't that exactly what kickstarter is?

It's shitty chinese companies that make all that crap.

Massdrop is indeed like scam-tier garbage, right?

It all seems too good to be true.

The stuff that isn't known name brand I mean.

There have been a lot more chink-resellers lately.

Like in general.

Fuck. The chinks are winning.

Be communist and by be communist I mean you pay your workers literally nothing and keep all the money?

Recommendations on over ear headphones that don't sound terrible but are comfortable for extended use?

I'll check em out

It was my understanding that the chink flash memory was a little dodgy

kek

Isn't it just kind of accepted that anything that plugs into your computer from china will have malware?

I found some cool temporary tattoos on gearbest, will they burn my skin off?

@Humbert there's your problem. The ZST meme is where it's at.

I wish I had a cute little computer centric apartment 😦

No.

Never do I ever go outside unless I have to.

Are there any stupid chinese holidays that will delay my package any time soon?

Why the frown?

THey don't get smashed and stumble around on regular nights?

I had a layover in Hong Kong and they sold this beef jerky shit that was amazing

Lots of people make guns out of nothing but hand tools

You can pull a wrap off. It’s easy.

Also, I want an anime car wrap

Yes. I already have weeb shit all over my car

You can just have one made

It’s printed vinyl. Most places do it for like $500-$600

Mcdonalds szechaun is kinda garbage too, from the sound of it.

Bite your tongue. McDonalds makes a god-tier cheeseburger.

I could eat Mc-gangbangs for the rest of my pitiful existence.

...yes

Honestly, the restaurant is indeed trash, but their cheeseburger isn't bad.

So that's the thing.

I've eaten "gourmet" burgers from around the world and have only been impressed like twice

There is a place called Five-Guys. It's another American chain, it's probably my favorite burger but it's a little expensive.

Asian cows make pretty shit burgers imo.

Kobe beef is a fucking meme

I've never head a Kobe beef burger, only steak and like a sushi thing.

It was different but not better than anything we get over here.

99% of the beef they eat over there is grown in Australia or New Zealand anyway.

I've lived in Asia for 4 years. Moved back to the US about a year ago.

I love the food over there, not so much Chinese.

I'm just saying the meat itself isn't as good.

McDonalds is indeed trash. I just think they have the whole cheeseburger game down.

I miss Korean fish the most. I found their sushi to be better than Japan's.