There have been some fudges I find are too sweet.

The fucking air causes cancer dude.

I thought that was Mountain Dew.

@Crawfoot Incel detected

Cancer cells are your cells. Their RNA gets fucked up and they stop working at what they should be working at.

This is fucking Dankchat dude you need to keep things simple.

The value of a man is determined sole based on how many vaginas he has put his penis into. It is known.

If your mother counts then yes.

Quite valuable indeed.

Bitches love blades.

In fact go out in public and hold a knife to the first woman's neck you find she will be so overcome with attraction to you the ground under her will be soaked with vagina fluid.

Go penis to ass, penis to ass, get a man train going.

Yeah a month ago was a magical time.

Conversation is dead, lets talk about chicks with dicks.

Still better than furries.

I honestly prefer extra skin for things to move around down there.

That video got ear rapey fast.

My wife and I use Facebook to send messages to each other.

She likes the little stickers you can send to each other.

There is some decent pages you can follow too. I wouldn't discuss politics on the fucking thing but it's not a bad place to see NHL updates and shit.

I'm 33.

I'm fucking old man.

Yeah the gif images you can send are pretty cool too.

My favorite is hatch.

The little round guy.

That meme is pretty deep fried.

Epic moment in gaming. He rose up.

We're well fed.

So yeah... France and Germany calling for EU military.

Trump made Europe great again.

Good for him.

Best president ever.

US vs EU vs RU / China would be interesting as fuck.

I mean we'd all be fucking dead.

But interesting.

Can I suck one?

Thanks for sharing friend. None of us have seen this before.

Nah it's all good brah the last horse across the line still crossed.

You don't say.

Good god man.

That's fucked.

Looks like something out of the Ukraine contaminated zone.

Hobbit feet.

Mutated feet?

No kink shame plz.

I don't believe so

Wine drinking aunt

You know the fat one that hasn’t seen cock in decades.

Men

I don't typically stack depressants.

I will do weed or drink but rarely both.

I just end up going to sleep.

My bro got me a nice 8 year old Scotch for my birthday.

A cellphone screenshot with the battery not totally dead. That's a rarity.

You should let it drain to dead and charge it back up at least once a week m8.

If you charge it randomly throughout the day it can lead to battery memory.

Yeah full understand that. Just at least once a week or so let it die.

Yeah you're gonna torch your battery doing that.

Okay man that's good. Just trying to be helpful and what not.

Run your route.

Cool, cool.

Mmmm fat

Working out while well fed is the first step to beast mode.

I prefer big man / fit fat to jock look.

I am heavy weapons man.

I lift things up and put them down again.

That's 98% what you're eating and drinking m8.

You see it all the time here big strong trade working dudes with huge fucking guts cause they're at the fucking Wendy's every day for lunch.

They're strong as fuck but are going to die of a heart attack anyways.

Sea fish aren't actually that good for you due to the mercury levels.

Tuna in particular is fucking bad for you.

Well there it is folks.

The dumbest fucking thing typed tonight.

Rice is heavy on carbs. Watch the rice.

Oh it's fucking outstanding. Some fish on rice with lemon.

Shut the fuck up you live in the desert you don't even know what a fish is.

Fuck your sun god

Yeah he does lol

Nice pussy

Mmmm mushroom.

I had pizza like a fatty.

Chicken == the most common dish of mankind.

It goes good with pretty much anything.

Not really sure how you could possibly fuck it up... under cook it I guess.

You enjoy vomiting?

Cause that's how you vomit

Good riddance you piece of actual human trash.

Right... my bad.

That and barbarians knocking at the literal walls.

The Holy Roman Empire never truly died it's influence is still all over every major country in the world.

If society actually collapsed the majority of us would starve to death within the first year.

Don't eat people it makes you really sick.

You get this disease from eating humans FYI.

The actual issue isn't so much food source the more I think about it but fresh water.

That link I posted was rather ill fated... not sure why discord picked the picture of the starving fucking nigger over the 50 other pictures that were on that Wiki

Just the tip

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Yup

Fixed it good

First time every time.