My girlfriend had them

For a while she worked at UPS, this package was left and never picked up, so after like 6 months she opened it

And its like a years worth of body builder level hgh

It's Christmas eve m8

Why be mad

@Firetechy dude, just one? I'm already a pot deep

Right?

Ahh okay. See I just go with the normal coffees

"how the rent stole christmas"

I am surprised how red my beard is. I have never grown one before

Anyone here go to music festivals? Not nigger music, edm and the like

I really feel that fests are like the last place white people can be around family

And like, be themselves

I'm 80% sure that's the whole point of Christmas morning

I just got here

😦

I mean I work in IT

I can very easily fuck off /all/ day

I'm managed services

So like.

Today I'm probably going to just do some deep digging on shit

Need to figure out how TF I ran through $100 of azure in like 3 days

Meow!

My cat is named Jello

Mainly because she has boneitis

She's a 19 year old retired barn cat who had probably close to 4 litters

Her tits drag on the ground

She is the only cat I am actually afraid of

When I first got her she did the taz out thing where everything is fine and groovy and you're petting her and she's purring and then **SNAP** it's claws and teeth

I was drunk one night, she was on my lap and she scratched the shit out of my face. I grabbed her by the scruff of her neck, threw her in the shower and gave her a bath right then and there

We have a working relationship now

I'm disgusting

Wait wait wait you fucking broken human being

Eggnog much like mulled wine and spiced cider is a seasonal nectar from the gods

If your only experience is out of a carton, that's your problem

You have to make egg nog

You can't buy it

You have to have heavy cream and half a litre of rum

Dark rum

A glass of egg nog should make you drunk

What\

Just thrust into the air and close your eyes?

@mclste you need to answer for yourself

That's tomorrow

What is a mint humbug

I am an americunt so please excuse my lack of biscuit knowledge

Like spiral mints?

Fuck yeah blackjacks

10-4

GET OUT

I eat that shit raw, I love bitter shit

I make a pomegranate, blood orange, basil and rhubarb smoothie that is fantastic.

The leaves you dolt

I mean fucking apples have cyanide in them

So do almonds

Almonds don't smell like almonds, they smell like cyanide

I have a bottle of cynide

Use it for gold restoration

IT"S THE LEAVES NOT THE STALK\FRUIT

@The Last MethBender apparantly does

@Tea Do you pronouce your name like the drink or phonetically "Tay Uh"

Morning fagggots

Swll

Drink Irish

There we go

I polished off a bottle of tully and a bottle of laphoraig this christmas

I didn't want to feel my face

So is laphoraig

Just not shit daniels

It's such a bathtub swill.

No, not to each their own. Demand standards for liqour

It's like someone showing up to a party with a bottle of aftershock or a 6 pack of four loco\Mikes Hard

Just trash

Aftershock should come with Bail money insurance

Same with Jaeger

The heat has been broken in my office for like 3 weeks

I'm ready to riot

I'ts ffxing 7c in here

I can see my breath

Yeah I'm about ready

I'm sick of working in a winter coat

I've got a space heater, It will be warming up soon

You mean daddy?

31st?

@Jim When are you going to stop playing with childrens toys?

Why is your dad coming home to fuck you @Dimorac

Make them eat the heart

I'd take a bite out of the raw heart and stare into the eyes of that soy boy faggot

And I'm primarily a vegetarian

So

I was alone on christmas

And drunk all day

What I did for entertainment however needs to be shared

I have a pretty powerful handheld UHF\VHF radio

20 watts, can hit pretty much everything in a range of like 10 miles

I found out that most baby monitors are well within the spectrum that my radio can hit

They're actually published in a lot of places

There is a certain place in hell for me