I was able to walk to the end of the hall and back with a walker today, although I fucked up my back doing it

@Ruger I wish

I just want to be recovered and out of here

Mate I’ll take the gayest shit ever over having my guts sliced open and my stomach stapled

^

My father rides a Spyder and even he wears full protection

Lol

Mate, for real, don’t go raw in sex. You don’t need the medical bills

^

This

I don’t get why people don’t wear helmets and shit

At the very least, wear a helmet and a thick jacket. Canvas or leather will do it

Same

Tbh though the bicycle without a helmet isn’t much better

It’s still really bad to do

@Liam Look yo the CanAm Spyder. Handles like a quad, and is very pleasant. My father has one

@Liam

Mate if I have unlimited funds, I want 3 vehicles

A semi to mad max, a Plymouth roadrunner to mad max, and a military Humvee to armor up and use for utility and emergencies.

@BoxyBoyo I couldn’t live in an apocalypse anyway due to medical needs, so I’m not worried about that. I’m talking about tornados or riots. Protected windshield and armored doors

@Andrew_Lastname There is one, it’s alright. Not amazing, not bad

Yeah

Again, it’s alright

Once you beat everything, it’s pretty boring though

But you can “build” your own car

The only multiplayer is a leaderboard

But Aston Martin is Saudi now

Fucking goatfuckers

I like the old DB8

True

Now me, I prefer guns over cars

Guns, I got one hell of a list

If I can only have one dream car, but money isn’t an issue, I think I’ll take the Humvee. It’s just so practical for utility.

@BoxyBoyo “I’m not addicted, I can quit whenever I want!”

The hilux is the one Toyota I would consider

Even the new ones got some balls

@fuzzyplant If that’s the case, I’ve got a massive pp

@Bonk I’d put the money into house, a good truck, and guns

God my back is killing me

@Ruger I remember hearing that a Saudi company bought out Aston Martin

That’s old news though

I might’ve misheard then

Royce is overrated

Nah, old American muscle is the prime

Nothing beats a screaming V8

Best car to crash and die in?

That can’t be real

Actually

Ruger has a pretty good point there

That could be much worse

Didn’t the hurricane have all cannons?

@Ruger Personally, as long as they don’t have inbred offspring that I have to pay for, I really couldn’t care less what people do.

The mosquito wasn’t as good as a proper bomber though. But it beats nothing.

@Ruger Careful, you know one day some fucker is going to manage it

You mean 262?

The 262 wasn’t wood

The 262 is the first jet

I’ve never heard of the 162

Nah one of the best fighters of the war was the FockWulf 190 series

The jap planes are shit

Maneuverable and fast, everything else sucks

@coattailsandbowties It’s called acing history every year in high school and growing up watching the military channel with your Marine Sergeant father

However the UK is a laughing stock of what it once was.

^

Canada is UK part 2

You shouldn’t need any sort of license for a firearm. If you can’t be trusted to behave with the tools to defend yourself, you should be killed or imprisoned.

Lol

Why does Tex want to be demoted

Wait

Why’d I get DAF

@Ruger Why do I have disgusting animal fucker? ;/

@Ruger Could it be removed at least while I’m in the hospital? I don’t care if it’s back after, I just don’t want constant pings while I’m recovering.

I’ll prove I’m in the hospital if need be

Hell I can show you the incision from my surgery

@Ruger Thank you

I mean I’ve seen someone get promoted in other communities for being an excellent troll

Fuck

Why does morphine have to fuck up your ability to piss

The fucking muscle is numbed again.

I hate opiates

I’m only willing to take them atm because it beats pain.

Sounds like it’s time for a lynchin

Yeah don’t fuck around with cooking chicken

Tbh don’t fuck around with cooking anything

Vegetables and fruit are the only things you should eat raw, and make sure you thoroughly clean those

Jim that’s perfect

@Ruger Who needs tide pods

I don’t get the allure to drinking tbh

I’ve found ONE drink I like

“Not your father’s vanilla ale”

Who here is into guns in the states

I need information

Baaaaaah fine

Man this is bullshit

I can’t fucking piss

I don’t want them to put the catheter back in

Ayyyyyy

Morning ruger

Ok dad