What kind of tank is that Crab?

Like puttin extra soy sauce into pot noodles

Put some spring onions or peppers through it @TFBuffalo

Not chillis, bell peppers

Will pad it out a bit and gives it a bit of crunch, is noice

Naw I'm maybe 9 an a half stone?

Aye 5'10, always have bee

forget to eat a lot then eat hunners of shite, but I'm sick so tonight I had pancakes, bacon and syrup for dinner

Aw that's cute

Cos he's a ride?

commit sudoku

The French do this shit every few years

It's worse this time because Macron isn't backing down, so will be interesting to see where the populace goes

Macron forcing through shit nobody in his country, apart from the people he sees every day, wants is the problem

LOL

A girl I went to school with used to eat raw steak

Said it was good for ya,

I mean raw

Buy a box of diced steak from Tesco, eat it at lunchtime raw

@V3xxed_G1raff3 Blue steak goes in a warming cupboard for about 45 mins afaik, so it's heated through but isn't cooked, then you sear the outside

A pissed chef told me that in a pub years ago though so could be wrong

Too many cunts playin CS GO in france lol

@sweatercowsandsass that looks fuckin bangin

Hooft

How'd that happen @FenderBender

Tex's dinner doesn't look as appetizing as everyone elses

That definitely doesn't seem good lol, sounds like your boiler is fucked

That thing on it's own doesn't seem that safe, but I'm paranoid as fuck so hey ho

is it warm?

I think cos I grew up wi a coal fire and electric cooker gas just irrationally scares me

Mine's is all gas now, been here a year an the cooker still scares me

Looks like the guy in Shallow Hal that walks on his hands

o no he's ded

lmao some woman in Ireland has split up from her 300 year old pirate husband

https://tinyurl.com/ybz8ygfm

She's now warning people to be careful when dabbling in spirituality

She put the ring on a fucking candle I can't stop laughing

"I don't want to rank beg but here I am rank begging"

Just do it online

If it turns out the thing's a bit shite, then give it to someone you don't like that much

They are able, just not willing lol

Aw I've misread that haven't i

Don't worry, it doesn't

He's no the first lol

Domestic violence is one of those weird ones where the people involve for some fucked up reason stick with each other

Wouldn't be surprised if they got back together

Ahahaha

Admitting that you're wrong means you have to change

They probably do, but then they'll no longer be incels

They'll fuck off and actually do shit

Grass is always greener an all that

They're not exactly thinking about this long term

They've decided or been told they're worthless, accepted this, so the world is to blame, so fuck everything

There's no happy end game for them so there's no long term planning

They're like nihilists who never go outside

More proof the internet was a mistake

They don't even need culled, they're doing that themselves

^

Nothin worse than a soggy lasagne

Should go for something even more esoteric, like the weather

More weird weather phenom's mean more people studying weather, who'll need more computing power. Don't know if they'll need so much that the price of RAM for average consumers will rise though

Might be a weird spike, how big's the turn? Like over how long?

Magic, magnet, basically the same word so basically the same thing

If the gulf stream goes Scotland's fucked anyway

@BAMPOT fair point

That other life should've evolved quicker

Do it on the forehead

I hate that cunt

An wit?

Feel like I've been jumped in

Apply anyway

That's fuckin twice today I've watched that by accident

wp

Weird things happen when you punch someone in the butthole

I dare say the old days of being accused of being a gay was basically being accused of being a pedo

They've fought pretty hard to get rid of that shit, don't want it back

Evening shitehawks

Happy new year guys :D

Aye but I've had a belter so far :D just a bit steamin

@Tea oot ma wee bin hows you?

Aye n wit

@Tea same pal, still on it, shouted "fuck you 2018" as planned at the bells and engaged frosty jack

I'm on Stella now

Frosto is the only cider I like lol

Theyre liquid sugar

Frosto is just pure onion alcohol lmai

Nah I drink Guinness usual tbh

@PAS CANADIEN sorry to disturb ye, what's skol like?

@Tea stay up git meltit

Aw shite are you working today?

Gutted for you pal

Aye fair enough tbg

*tbh so you'll walk away with 300 after tax?

Threshold is 10800 I thought but if it's double time the PAYE will work it out

Happy new year!

Money can't buy happiness, but it's comfier crying in a Mercedes than on a bicycle

Can get s bus pass lol

Only place in the union with 6 silent letters

^^

Cheers!