Bye

CBT

CBT is cock and ball torture @Śàvágè🥴❤

Ok

Just making sure you're 'hip' and 'with it', remember to dab on 'em and get this bread my dude

No

Fine

*makes sandwich*

🥪

There you go

It's a joke

Don't ban me in lonely af IRL and these people are my only escape from the actual world!

I don't feel so good...

I'm gonna get banned for making a sandwich

No

I got played

The oldest dad joke ever... And it was used on me

Do you mean a women?

Yoooooo

ẞåüçë?

It kinda is

I can spin myself like a beyblade when it gets hard

If I balance on it just right

ZA WARUDO **BASS BOOST** KONO DIO DAY!!!!!11!!!!!!1!

It's it bad that Dio Brando/DIO is my favorite anime character of all time?

🤠 🔫

😔 🔫

Didn't work

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I'm going to quill myself

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What are you all doing lmao

Dad is still here

Bruh

I'm your dad

No, dad

Yes my son?

I don't know

Can you?

Get fucked, soon

*son

You chose your words wrong

I've been in this server for a while now

No u

Two months I think

Because

I need to relax

And I can't sleep ony chair with my belt digging into my stomach

I just want to sleep

That is my child

You have no right to speak to them like that

@Mom, can you bend over for the stranger?

Is joke

I wouldn't do that to you

Oof

No

I'm good

Lmao

Lmao

I don't nut all too often

Y'all weaklings fuckin' NUT

That's some weak sauce right there

I take a long ass time to nut

Somewhere above 1+1/2 hours

Passed out because I was tired

Pathetic

I don't touch myself lol

I don't try to give myself hope that one day it won't be me doing it

Chill please, @Deleted User

Don't think I won't

Being Bi has it's perks

I don't like that kinda shit

I'm good with a cock ring or choking

But nothing that will actually inflict pain

At least not to me

(I'm a dom of you couldn't tell)

Lmao

@Note_kitten, it's dad, and yes

Ok, mbe some of that

But not during sex

It makes it weird in front of the rest of our family

I don't either

But it was a good joke opportunity

I'm a lot gay

But also a lot straight

I know

That's gay, @Deleted User

O

We chill then

LMAO, what even are you doing

Ok

Because being called sir is something that I would save for later

Smooth?

Thank you

*mosquito

Both are blood sucking parasites

I like them because they cause me pain, which I use to forget my traumatic childhood

Just a lil tho

@Note_kitten, kinky