Shirvo Uusik
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I'm drunk what's up
I just remembered I can install a discord app
it's slowly installing
Just got home
It's fucking early and I'm going to bed
10pm
it is
I got drunk, fucked, drank some more, got home, drank and here I am
I do at 6.10
but weekend tomorrow
I get up when I get up on weekends
Slovenia
You?
thaT's a stAtE
Exactly
That is a country
I just thought you said you don't love there
Fml
Yeah, got that
But I did drink a bit mich
Mich
Much
I๐spend๐5๐hours๐masturbating๐before๐my๐prostate๐exams.๐I๐edge,๐and๐edge,๐and๐edge,๐until๐a๐butterfly๐sneezing๐on๐my๐taint๐could๐bring๐me๐to๐orgasm.๐I๐tactfully๐shuffle๐my๐way๐down๐to๐the๐doctorโs๐office๐and๐when๐she๐lubes๐up๐I๐nearly๐cum๐every๐time.๐But๐Iโve๐trained๐my๐keggle๐muscles๐enough๐to๐the๐point๐where๐I๐can๐hold๐in๐Mount๐Vesuviusโs๐wrath.๐then๐as๐soon๐as๐she๐puts๐the๐smallest๐bit๐of๐pressure๐on๐my๐prostate๐I๐unleash๐with๐the๐fury๐of๐a๐lion๐hunting๐itโs๐prey.๐As๐the๐room๐gets๐covered๐in๐my๐hot๐sticky๐juices๐the๐doctor๐looks๐on๐disgusted๐and๐leaves๐the๐room.๐I๐always๐go๐to๐a๐hospital๐far๐away๐from๐where๐I๐live๐to๐get๐it๐so๐that๐I๐donโt๐have๐to๐go๐in๐for๐surgery๐under๐the๐doctor๐that๐I๐busted๐to.๐Best๐thing๐is๐we๐have๐free๐healthcare๐here,๐so๐the๐doctor๐gets๐me๐off๐and๐itโs๐covered๐by๐taxpayers.๐Thatโs๐my๐fetish.
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