@TaliiiOnBrazzers I grab the butt

Ass > Tits
This is real life guys, tits aren't the same as in anime

Tits go floppy, ***real fast***

@Cashmere a Rolex ok beta

It's ok bro u can still turn into an alpha

DD means her spine prob gonna have issues

@Cashmere a Rolex my man

Big tits are ugly irl

If its bigger than my hands

Then it's a nono

I mean not too much bro

Plus my hands would be too busy around her neck so no time for the tits

One hand on the neck, one on the waist, watch those tiddies bounce

I like those sporty asses with a nice proportionally small waist

I don't rly like chubby, it's not appealing to my eyes

Ehhh I like my Asians mixed with some European

Yes but mixed with european features I mean, pure Asians are usually not that pretty

U can disagree but there's a general idea of what's pretty and what's not that pretty, I'd have to say u only saw the pretty asians

Stuff like kpop groups, Korean TV shows etc. Show the cute and hot asians, albeit covered in a fuck ton of makeup and filters

Watching those women would make u say that asians are prob the hottest girls alive

From what I've seen slavic girls are generally the prettiest

Ur never alone

I'd prob fuck a futa ngl

"hey if u don't let me park here I will literally get out and rape u"

I'd say futas are like a gray area between gay and straight, it all depends on what u do with them

@phlorāsic omg I thought it was just a myth

Loop reeeekt

Wow, how does one summon this mythical creature?

@sukuk_ kellogs

U don't have kellogs?

Original K

Kellogs Original K

I think that's what they're called, they are plain cornflakes

I guess u never miss huh

Girls: "this man I never saw in my life raped me"
Employer of man: ***fires the man***

Career ruined

I kid you not, woah

@Deleted User no it's not

@Deleted User we talking online or irl?

True

I also live in Europe, and even tho in some places AoC is like 15, ur partner needs to be at most 19

There's a hentaicon?

Time to dress up like ur typical hentai harem master

Plain jeans and hair thar covers ur eyes

Helo

Don't listen to this guy he's called the Yiff Lord

Confirm

My brain has no power