Oh shit

Preemptive dead corn ghosts

I remember one time at my grandma’s I was looking at her Chinese checkers set, then it just moved by itself. Like had a corner lifted and dropped down

Spooked young Alamo

FUck AL. I was watching that shit and it said if you hear any noises outside don't investigate then some fucking bugs started bodyslamming my windows

I’ve been checking the ceiling a bit lol

Man fuck that

Uh

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Hating Israel = Hating Israel

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Ken Paxton making me a proud Texan lately. He suing against DACA and now this.

These memes are stupid but I enjoy them lol

Mfw I can’t do movie night until late tonight. Like in two hours

Wtf that’s me

Al: 6000000

amen

Mf spread like a Dorito

https://youtu.be/u0F984w4vLQ

Dude same

I’d tune in every once in a while to see if they’d read off numbers lol

What is that twitter account?

Ah

https://twitter.com/thesunvanished/status/997322492929769473?s=21

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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/enough-white-house-says-us-choking-on-10-7-million-legal-immigrants

Bye bye to a fucking bunch of immigrants

So apparently the farm bill didn’t pass, because the freedom caucus’ demands for wall money wasn’t met. They nuked it for border security.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/05/18/gop-leaders-face-internal-uprising-over-daca-border-wall-votes-with-farm-bill-at-risk.html

https://twitter.com/kylieatwood/status/997611794821734402?s=21

https://twitter.com/repgosar/status/997600658487463942?s=21

https://twitter.com/cnbcnow/status/997894429858934785?s=21

I’m going tomorrow 😃

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/998553122179084290?s=21

Yea. Good to see the panic of tariffs on our crops turn into this

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/may/21/sanctuary-officials-could-get-5-years-prison/

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/998525737593376768?s=21

Al’s people are having a good today

https://voiceofeurope.com/2018/05/new-italy-first-coalition-wants-to-deport-500000-migrants/

http://fashthenation.com/2018/05/trump-ends-program-giving-residence-to-over-300000-from-the-third-world/

http://polling.reuters.com/#!response/TM1212Y17/type/week/filters/PD1:1/dates/20170601-20180523/collapsed/true

Generic ballot shows GOP +6 over dems for 2018 midterms. In February dems had more than twice the lead GOP has now

https://twitter.com/wiredsources/status/998778128972570624?s=21

Y’ALL

https://twitter.com/wiredsources/status/998864061675732992?s=21

I just wanna grill

https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/999084411969826816?s=21

https://twitter.com/repmobrooks/status/998943725018599424?s=21

It’s chad to be gay

Yes, King!

Fuck outta here with that positive bullshit

We all know you got qt gf

Damn it’s sad nigga hours now

Shit Chad you gonna take that from him?

Probably is

Stupid fatties don’t know what they’re missing from this King Charleston

Nah it probably is the fat woman complex thing tbh

Yea how did you?

That needs to be a bigger fraction

Like 1 out of 4

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/05/23/ice-director-were-going-to-step-up-deportations-of-illegal-alien-families/

https://youtu.be/HaR2qc6V_s0

https://youtu.be/opDJJJ-kCgk

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/999599450770173952?s=21

Cold Semen

Cold Semen

https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/999781902163824640?s=21

Cum

Cum

Ruck

Buck

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/25/business/economy/trump-federal-workers.html

https://twitter.com/theroot/status/999812419160608773?s=21

https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1000544406137704448?s=21

https://twitter.com/wiredsources/status/1000583452822048768?s=21

Damn

https://twitter.com/wiredsources/status/1000760733293039617?s=21

!!!stop

https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1001328429344550912?s=21

Cold Semen

Don’t look up at the ceiling

https://www.chron.com/news/politics/texas/article/texas-border-mass-trial-immigration-illegal-photo-12952189.php

God I love my state

Ty

Saw this on twitter and a guy that commented called them “Taco Nogs” 😂

https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1001945450931458049?s=21

Although we shit on the guy sometimes I gotta give him credit for something. His H1B salary requirement hikes got me a job. My company had a hire US citizens initiative because of it

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/trump-kills-obama-loophole-for-illegal-immigrant-entrepreneurs

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1002199535236640770?s=21

https://twitter.com/skynewsbreak/status/1002239970122362881?s=21

Apparently Salvini will be the minister of the interior

!!!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGF4ibgcHQE

!!!resume

!!!skip

!!!pause