“I am alive!” (Claptrap: whenever the fuck borderlands 2 came out)

MY EYE WHERE IS MY EYE?!

I know I sound pleased about this

BUT IM ACTUALLY QUITE DEPRESSED!!

COME ON!!! DICKS PUT FOR ME PEOPLE!!!

I demand dicks out for me.

Hey, remember when some guy shot me?

I did drag a kid tho

Elon

Musk

I can second that

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Life

Whomstdve

Probably not @Maggie

Bf fell asleep, finna sleep too. Idk why I announced that but oh well.

Night everyone, despite it being 7 AM.

I exist

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Can I share a deadly disease?

Sweet

What’s going on in here?!

Damnit, nobody said breakfast

Ouch

My feelings are critically injured...

I wanna talk about fries @Deleted User

Oh, yeah McDonald’s fries all the way m8

Damn...

I recently got a tooth extracted

It huuuuuurrrrtsss...the tooth hurts...or more to the lack of a tooth does...

I got a new kitten yesterday

I can’t really date women anymore, too many bad experiences...I’m officially dating guys now.

Why no homo..?

But...I *am* gay.

I’m not really a bro...kinda fucked that one up a looong time ago mate

**ANTS**

(*knee slapping intensifies*)

Not 100%

I’m just sayin...*ANTS*

...

Some people just find comfort with that community, mainly because they’ve been rejected everywhere else.

I found some pretty cool people who are furries, they’re not even into the whole sexual bit.

Bruh...I’d fuck spy

I like (gay) sex.

@S p l i n t e r...do you need a hug?

You seem to be troubled, do you need hugs from people?

@S p l i n t e r, maybe tell me in a DM or something as to why you so strongly hate furries?

@The ol' Merazzle Dazzle deadass a full smash

Can’t wait for doom guy in smash

Me..?

I kinda wanna see how long I can live without my insulin...

I’m a type 1.

@Mr. Colourblind you make a very fair point, but my family doesn’t even eat remotely healthy...

@Mr. Colourblind I am a stoopid boi.

@Mr. Colourblind ouch...I thought we were cool...

Time to go be depressed for hours, or days, or some unforeseen amount of time. Love ya everyone or something...