Yo am i able to get some love advice here

@Mom so there's this girl i like, and she likes me back but she also still likes her ex. Her ex, although, wants to stay as friends as she sees her as a sister (she's bi) but the girl i like still likes her and isnt wanting to go out with someone to then have her ex like her again

I'm looking for help to show her that i can be better than her ex

Yeah its that type of situation

I mean i'll go for it. 2 for the price of one init

I'm wanting to tell her that, Clown Ass, but i dont wanna come off as rude

Like i wanna tell her that her ex only sees her as a friend and that I can prove that i can do better

True

Fuck thats deep

But man tetsu youve got a point

And when i told her i wanna go out with her she wrote a paragraph, only 1 word in that paragraph answered my question. The rest was her explaining how she wasnt in the right mindset and that she still likes her ex

That word that answered my questionwas 'maybe'

Clown Ass, ive had people tell me speak to her when the time is right but i dont know when the time is right

Fuck im so fucking done rn its so stressful. Ive never been this stressed with liking someone in my life man

So what happened was

My friend popped up to her and told her, she was like "why me? I'm ugly" so i wrote her a whole paragraph telling her how she's not and that she's one of the closest and most trustworthy people i've met and that i do like her and want to get in a relationship with her

@𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎 its 1:30am for me too thats pussy time. Stay up tlill 4 you coward

@Mom yeah, she said maybe and went on to explain the reason why she said maybe was because firstly she still had feelings for her ex and secondly she has a lot going on this week which is stressing her out

@𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎 nah g ive got a drama exam soon

I did my english exam last week and understood fuck all, i forgot to memorise some quotes so i only done the RUAE and patched the critical essay and slept through it

Clown Ass, i'm pretty sure it was a while ago. Over 4 months ago for sure

Yeah thats what im thinking

Her ex sees her as sister, literally she doesnt want to go into another relationship. The girl i like doesnt wanna take chances just in case

But testu hit me with reality, " a girl that will drop you at the tip of a hat if someone else likes them isnt worth liking"

How come

I make the best quotes

Chiken wangs

@Mom true, she did mention i had balls for telling her how i feel in 2 weeks, she says others have taken them months and she says that lifes to short to just wait it out, just go for it

Wdym

I'm literally just aa member asking for advice

@Deleted User my g ive been here for months i just barely talk. I only use it for faps

School crush?

Are you calling me a nonce yuga

Yuga you just came in and i shat myself because i thought i was doing something wrong

Also its not a school crush g im not a nonce

And teah Clown Ass, i'll keep trying. Its gonna be stressful but i hope it works out in the end.

I can understand, with great power comes great responsibility

Clout

Yeah obviously

I can understand that. Im not a NiceGuy

Ive just got a chance to actually get a girl and im just REALLY not wanting to screw this one up because i genuinely like this girl from the bottom of my heart

@Coppertine yeah i thought that was r/niceguys

Thank you so much

Now,i came here for one thing. A nice good ol wank, if you'll excuse me, ive got a steady bit of meat i need to beat

@MinderJahrig i was born the alpha male. Also she likes me cause im confident and like dont give a fuck about what others really say. Which i can sort of agree with

Hey lads im back

I did my drama exam, it went well. I'm expecting a B

So an update from yesterday; The middle man asked my crush if there's any tea she'd spill and she says that since she hasnt seen me this week she hasnt really had the chance to speak to me. Which now is a score because i thought ever since telling her how i feel it broke our friendship

Anyway, i'm off for a wank so i'll catch yous when im done

Always use protection, unless you want a kid. Then don't

Thanks

*insert picture of punctured condoms*

I certainley am

Idk i dont feel ready for sex. Gotta give it some more time ya know

@Śàvágè🥴❤ i love noodles, used to eat 3 a day until i did this horrible thing called a diet

Nahh god only see's people naked and wanks off to them. I dont get the coochie, yous arent high enough for me

Nah its not marriage im waiting for, i'm just not ready. I dont feel comfortable shagging yet.

@Just Crisis wait so my dick has to always stay dry? Even in the shower

@Shitty_Gamer ironic of me, but i'm waiting for my crush to wanna shag me and then i'll feel comfortable, just when i loose this fat because my tits are bigger than hers atm and im a guy

@Just Crisis i am god i can change the bible. Like i once said to the Jews, you guys have to follow me, even if what i say doesnt make sense

Thanks Moon

You're going to heaven for that

It is when i'm around 😜 😜 😜

@Shitty_Gamer youve got a point

@RavioliWolf im confident but i feel like i can do better with looks too

And yeah my health. Im not fat fat, im just chubby and literally a diet can fix it

I do like 2 sports weekly its nothing that bad

Just wanna remove my titties a bit

@Śàvágè🥴❤ plz dm me a photo of them i can really use that

Thanks, Ravioli. I'll keep yous updated

Yo can yous tell me, why tf is Irn Bru banned in the US

No, i do not

My nips go inside

I do not have existing nipples

When i was younger

Like a couple of year ago

It was an old belter that spread again soo its my pfp until i get a better one

@Shitty_Gamer its 1:09am

Get ur facts right scfub

Right, all you mercuns tell me. Why the fuck is IRN BRU banned in america

Also, Shitty Gamer what part of the UK you from

Can you do a nice wee cockney accemt

Accent*

right im actually off to wank now

I heard the HH website's up again, is that true?

Okie thats where imma b, if yous need me @ me

My g thought i was banned from the server cause of the new server icon. I couldnt find it lmao

Heyo lads, just got booted out my house

Ive got nothing to do with it, see no message sent with that

Hey Clown Ass

Yeah we all are. We were... umm... hacked

Yup, hacker man

@X176good luck dont break aything

Up my ass

Tfw i dont have nitro

Ive gone full depresso cause of that girl btw, clown ass

I was gonna say some shit like who wants to end it all with me but luckily i read the rules so lets get wanking

@Mom was that aimed at me?

Thanks

That means a lot.