How about you send me the current lesson plans from your school so that I gain more wisdom.

Imagine cooking shrimp, with sprite

And it's actually good

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It is actually, the sauce is very sweet and tasty

I bought chicken today

Imagine cooking a chicken soup only for it to be too sour<:thinkingdie:304069382831734784>

Why is your name Kalimari in the first place

Imagine trying to find out the name of the hentai your friend posted you just to find out it's gay hentai

oof

Imagine naming your diamond sword [177013]

Imagine freezing cooked chicken

JUst because some gay asS ants finna eat it

I ate raw lettuce

I ate raw fish.

Lettuce is good

WtF

I eat lettuce with some spread

That shit Good

Imagine eating sushi for the first time, I cant swallow it<:why:584158660272324619>

BecauSe my body is gay

I wont eat that shit ever again

I forgot my fucking chocolates from my freezer before I went back to my hometown, fuck.

It literally made by teeth feel inferior

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I wanted to give my mom some Toblerones for mothers day, I forgot and when I remembered, I just ate it cause mothers day past already.

A girl is made by a man

+ - and - +

No, I'm a pan.

@KamikazeI think you missed the joke.

@Kamikazetoo literal you mean

Imagine falling from a 60km/h vehicle

That shit hurt

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You never know if it works until you try.

A car

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I take out the exhaust pipe and stick it up my A S S

I wanna penetrate my fuckin ribs so I die from internal blood loss

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👏

Boi

Imagine being an overachiever and you don't even study <:pepehype:585734745590333460>

Oh no.

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No, my pfp is my dad.

What are you talking about?

Thanks<:pepehype:585734745590333460>

No, he's dead. @『𝔼𝕩𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕔.𝕊𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕』

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Edgy.

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Engineers?

Where air can flow

Same thing

Airflow is gay, let's talk about Quantum Superpositions.

Imagine sleeping while water dropped on you constantly

Temperature is legit 15 Degrees Celcius

What about black norwegian privileges?

My grandma just shitted on the floor.

My grandma keeps on pissing and shitting on the floor it's getting annoying

Oh edgefest

@GRAND Y POSE ROME IS ETERNALdo you think I'm stupid? Of course I tried but my grandma doesn't like diapers

@Trolliburtonno wtf <:pepestare:587034653844701185>

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@Deleted UserI Will if she does it more, my grandpa learned that the hard way

@GRAND Y POSE ROME IS ETERNALare you mentally damaged perhaps?

@Trolliburton bitches are female dogs<:pepestare:587034653844701185>

Thought so

No it's called satire<:dafaq:264520931215409163>

A word that someone like a 12 year old can't comprehend

Highly doubt it.

@Joseph_I didn't even use periods<:extralemon:349587210036707338>

And I never said any words worth praising

That's the first time I did though<:thonk:277109333375057931>

You said "sentences" with an S

You stupid mate?

That's necrophilia, you're weird<:pepestare:587034653844701185>

I never said anyone is retarded<:dafaq:264520931215409163>

I didn't even say retard once in my stay here

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Dammit

Says the one who can't logically explain their point but rather talk shit about me

And then say baseless allegations.

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This guy literally can't explain, all he does is think of insults that doesn't even hurt the feelings of a kid<:dafaq:264520931215409163>

@🖤Swaggmuffin_210🖤You can't even understand a hyperbole<:dafaq:264520931215409163>

He can't even process what I just said, are you really someone who graduated highschool<:dafaq:264520931215409163>

When you don't even understand what hyperbole is

This guy is stupid beyond my own comprehension

He doesn't know something that you learn in elemtary

Tfw you are in college but you can't even understand an elementary grade topic

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Just tell honestly, how old are you?

This kid says he graduated from highschool but he can't even understand what hyperbole is

I sense bullshit

How are you 19 but not know what hyperbole is<:dafaq:264520931215409163>

If I were to use my intuition on how old are you are after said circumstances, you're most likely 12, lower with your brain capacity

Unless you're 19 that is uneducated.