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mfw cant read it <:just:684645144133500934>

"An LDR simply does not meet the criteria necessary for it to be considered a legitimate relationship. There is no reciprocity of anything more than words passing over a phone line or an instant message text." - Book 1 Rational Male

@Mura The Dealer

bayste <:restoredhecute:648680602727612416>

LDRs are so redundant

how imma smash if she across the globe

i'm not a paypiggy cashcow

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oh yeah, pepito's gonna become a coofer.

thats fuckin high for a virus you cant cure

and thats just from stats that zogs have given us

could be higher

my peepee isn't circumstanced.

u rite!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sittin in park. enjoyin piece an quite. havin ale an food. bunch of elrond shaggin elfs walk past laughin. sayin I havent ‘seasoned’ me lembas bred. told em dough is raw just how I like it. one of em snigger. get up an clobber him with me empty ale flaggen. savages the lot of em. sinple as

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1237100766311186432/pu/vid/960x540/KlpCd4-oSURF45jg.mp4?tag=10

didnt it crash again a few hours ago

https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1237809629180104704