@Gregory Able BIG IRON

The barrel would melt and if you try and shoot it again you would end up with pieces of bullet and plastic gun everywhere

Chips and gravy is a traditional uk thing

It tends to be thicker chips rather than fries in the uk and it's not in mcdonalds or anything. You could do it at KFC though

What actually is poutine

Poutine sounds like something I could get behind

I've never had cheese with gravy though

That's hot

I'd devour that

I can imagine it being amazing with either pulled pork or small pieces of bacon

Canadians have proper bacon like us brits don't they?