When i think of 'Shifty Schiff' this song comes to mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkB_CFi9row 'Shifty Schiff' themesong

Twas’ a dark day in dallas, november '63
the day that would live on in infamy
President Kennedy was a-ridin' high
good day to be livin and a good day to die


being led to the slaughter like a sacrificial lamb
he say wait a minute boys you know who i am
of course we do, we know who you are
then they blew off his head while he was still in the car
shot down like a dog in broad daylight
was a matter of timing and the timing was right
you got unpaid debts we've come to collect
we gonna kill you with hatred, without any respect
we'll mock you and shock you and we'll put it in your face
we've already got someone here to take your place

the day they blew out the brains of the king
thousands were watching no one saw a thing

it happened so quick and so quick by surprise
right there in front of everyone's eyes
greatest magic trick ever under the sun
perfectly executed, skillfully done
wolf man oh wolf man oh wolf man howl
rub-a-dub-dub it's a murder most fowl

hush little children you'll understand
the Beatles are comin they're gonna hold your hand
slide down the banister, go get your coat
ferry cross the mercy and go for the throat
there's three bums comin all dressed in rags
pick up the pieces and lower the flags


i'm goin to woodstock, it's the aquarian age
then i'll go to altamont and sit near the stage
put your head out the window, let the good times roll
there's a party goin on behind the grassy knoll
stack up the bricks, pour the cement
don't say dallas don't love you, mr president
put your foot in the tank and step on the gas
try to make it to the triple underpass
blackface singer white face clown
better not show your faces after the sun goes down
up in the red light district like a cop on the beat
livin in a nightmare on elm street
when you're down in deep ellum put your money in your shoe
don't ask what your country can do for you
cash on the barrelhead, money to burn
at dealy plaza, make a left hand turn

i'm goin down the crossroads gonna flag a ride
the place where faith, hope, and charity died
shoot him while he runs boys, shoot him while you can
see if you can shoot the invisible man
goodbye charlie, goodbye uncle sam
frankly, miss scarlett, i don't give a damn

what is the truth? where did it go?
ask Oswald and Ruby, they oughta know
shut your mouth says the wise old owl
business is business, and it's murder most foul