"Host a coup"
Man ever heard of the Bay of Pigs ?

No I just love them for their culture

Also ....

Russian girls are hot

Kennedy blocked the air support when the russians threatened to retaliate

But anyway back to China

I think there will be no other way than war against the PRC

Their army is huge but ill equipped and they havent been at war since Vietnam or some shit

Why not ? It ll be fun !!

Imagine rolling into the smouldering ruins of Bejing on a tank

That glorious feeling ...
Just like the glorious soldiers of the Red Army rolled into Berlin

*intense Soviet music*

Nuke Thailand

Just nuke it

Duuuuuuude
How are we going to arrange a coup in the first place ?

I mean we know what CIA coups end in every time

We get fascists or royalists and the common people rush back to the commies every time

It was so corrupt the Vietnamese started backing the VC from the inside 😂

I mean true you couldve won in Vietnam had you stayed there longer

Oh no Vietnam would have certainly been better off with the West

I m just saying that americans arent exactly very good at ... *bad leader removal*

Is this the guy that killed 800 000 chilians ?

Yeeeeah
I find "excellent" kind hyperbolic

Eeewkay

Thats my way of saying
"This niqqa dangerous"

And in anycase
That methode is antiquated
This isn t the cold war anymore

Africans won my country a world cup
So now I like immigration

OOOOOH KILIAN MBAPPÉ

What gun was that nibba carrying ?

Weird mix of a SCAR and M4

Except when they get exterminated

Then ... they die

But other than that yeah
Rhodesians never die

Fabrique Nationale, Fusil d Assaut Léger

Belgian

Same guys who gave us the beautiful SCAR series

Of course ! My guys built the Maginot Line

So does Brazil

The FAL was NATOs standard weapon from the 50s onwards

Except for americans

Because Murika

The M16 was arguably more practical

I mean imagine fighting in the jungle with a 5kg FAL

And with the South Africans in Angola I know

But its still ... cumbersome
Although it does give one a boner to look at

The G36 is a fking toy !!

I hate that gun
Literally looks like a Nerf gun

Whats the ridiculous plastic thing sticking out on top ????

What the fuck is going on on that weapon ????
It looks like it was supposed to be a car

Thats soooo German
" *Aber es ist zo praktisch und efficient and Rrreliable* "

Yeah I know !!
But it looks like a fucking Star Trek prop

Oh rly ? Cool !

HnK at least have a minimum of taste

Ever saw an MP5 😎

Hey everybody makes mistakes ok

Looks like a sci fi videogame prop

Yeah the mp7
But its not so bad
I mean I suppose some people can like it

I d prefer the UMP
But thats just taste

English translation : Kraut Kraut Kraut

Kraut

Kraut

Oh ok
French : Boche Boche

Thats also a good weapon

Makes people explode

The leopards got totalled by Kurdish school girls nigga

Like ...

Leopard + RPG = *Leopard Kaput*

Well it knocked out your tanks nigha <:Joy9:455695111838498818> <:Joy9:455695111838498818>

RPG7 busts an Abrams so I doesnt surprise me

It does in Yemen

The RPG 7 knocked out the early Bradley vehicles
I mean its not exactly shit

Srly its not a joke of a weapon

Unlike the G36 <:Joy9:455695111838498818> <:Joy9:455695111838498818> <:Joy9:455695111838498818>

Daaam nigga

That was radical

Somehow I m not so confident

I dunno why

Lets say I d rather have a FAMAS

or even that alien-machine the israelis invented

The old Galil was sexy
The SAR
It was basically meant to counter the Soviet AKs

But the new one ....

IWI Tavor according to Google

Looks like the Mayans went to space on LSD

The G36 is probably what ToysRus would have proposed lol😂

The standard is a actually quite nice
I mean legit it looks really cool

Who made those ?

I didnt even know they made rifles
I thought they only counterfeited Russian handguns
I have been educated

Oooh

Hey you know the XM8 ?

Yeah it does
In fact its literally a G36
Only it just looks better

Yeah but its smooooth

Yeah its ok
But i mean whats the point ? Might as well just get the FAL

But yes

The G3 is sexy

Famas was superior
Latter versions replaced metal with plastic and well ... it sucked

But the Britfags are worse still

If he gives you consent it isnt assault anymore

Actually I m interested to know

Why the fuck is my name on there lmaoooo

Its a bot it seems

Bulldozers are legal