yo flatties

whats goin

anyone wanna conspirathize with me

aight cool

it honestly pisses me off when people say earth is round

they dont even have good evidence to back it up

yeah

stupid roundies

maybe because you aint flat enough homie

share your facts about flat earth

then maybe

so like

i spilled my water yesterday

and if earth was round

it wouldve just flew to the wall

hello

stranger things

but what about the demogorgon

what happened to eleven

mike is irrelevant

what if

we play game

but

actually

we are game be play

and person is control us

to be game play

what about satan

like minecraft

how you meet god

holy crap

what if god is actually satan

in the disguises

satan has hot looks

thats his power

charming

guys i came up with a conspiracy

what if god was a horny furry

nah bro

is a triceratops

nah bro

earth is a mother frikin walrus

will global warming warm the ice wall to make it into an evaporated warm wall

secrette are you smart

ok

so

this dumb 2 not 1 guy

things the earth is a triceratops

when

its actually a walrus

backm e up man

2 not 1

state ur evidence

why earth triceratops?

it clearly walrus

*sigh*

spam taste good

so is triceratops earth

from an altitude of 35000 feet on an airplane i can observe an area of 221 miles and there's not a single curve

bro

mars

is

thicc

nuh uh sis

u see that ring on saturn?

she my wife

she thicc af

yuh huh

walrus

i think its a

planetular shape

so

it has to be walrus

thats rocket

uno reverse

haha

ur it

kevinnnnnnnnnn

not me

the other 2

no

triceratops