LOL

Well, get ready for more of that.

Everyone wants their programming job done in half the time.

@VenomousHawk86 I don't have perms to post in that channel

Okay, do they pay you by the hour?

ah, I hate those jobs.

That's the way they milk you for more.

Well bro, there's plenty money to be made in programming...

@Revel yeah, there's details missing but c'est la vie.

Right, but part of the art of being a programmer is managing expectations.

Well, first, as a programmer, you're never ever allowed to say "I don't know how to do that."

Yeah, but there's google.

I've been a professional programmer for 16 years, 50% of my work is just using google for people too lazy.

And reading documentation...

Right, define "fullscale" CMS?

K, well as a programmer, you have to learn programming has very little to do with code, and a lot more to do with "finding out what the customer REALLY wants."

Right, but you could do somethin gin 3 weeks?

now you're just haggling over time.

Building a CMS is dead simple.

Look man.

I'm not attacking you or anything, it's just typing, so it's hard to communicate like with tone and stuff.

I'm just trying to share some wisdom.

When I took my first programming job, I lied my ass off

I said I could do shit I really couldn't

and I was up all night on google reading tutorials, and trying different things

and I basically probably maid like $2 and hour at the end of that project

But I learned a lot, and made like the worst auotmatic archiving system the world has ever seen.

But I got the money, and I got the experience

Dude, google that shit

write up a tutorial, make a screencast and send it to them

even at a senior dev position, all the secretaries are like How do you do X.

and it's always excell.

Literally I had my boss come in, ask me to go down to the welcome desk and help the secretary with a tech problem. She didn't know how to copy and paste.

You can literally lose an hour because of a comma or parenthesis...

or semi-colon

lol, true.

right, but if you do like PHP on a remote server, with output buffering, and errors suppressed, you just get a WSOD...

and you don't know where the offending code is because the customer paid some indian sweatshop to do it and you're trying to trace that shit down...

You're projecting rational thought onto them.

They're children, you can say the same about a child and their childhood.

It would be a more worthwhile pursuit...

She can still scrape that off in the bathroom.

The best place for your jizz is inside a condom that you dispose of far fucking away from her.

Or get a sex doll...

I suppose, if you feel the juice is worth the squeeze...

No judgment here...

Everyone has their own experience...

I recommend TFM and Sandman's videos, they helped me a lot.

HHH as well.

It's becoming easier these days.

If you pay attention, just walking outside will red pill you.

He has a nice big home, paid off.

You mean a nest?

There's a frog that does that ya know.

He has a big heart.

She has puppies...

Jesus this is already a trainwreck.

Homework. Be responsible man.

Kinda starting to feel sorry for all these monsters hermit is murdering in his videos.

It looks so sad...

Did you see the video he posted?

There's a game being played with this kid with a sword running around, killing these monsters.

The game always makes me depressed...

Or sad...

You gotta wonder about a man willing to risk it all for a 40 year old deli cashier...

with kids.

It's worse than deluded, he doesn't even have self respect.

It's like I knew a guy, from Bora Bora, well built, good looking, and an engineer. But he had this wife that looked like Andrea Dworkin...

I think it's because he thought: "Shes so far below me, she'd never leave."

My father actually made the same mistake...

Didn't work out so well for him.

@frugalcasper yup...

no, it's actually worse to date down.

Ugly women are more calculating, more practiced, and more prone to emotional disturbance of the nefarious kind.

If you're going to get your balls ripped out of your wallet, you might as well have fucked a looker.

I guess I just don't see women that way. They're like birds, you get the best looking one and put it in a nice cage if you get one at all.

I wouldn't gild a cage for a pigeon...

Women don't have utility, if you rely on a woman, you're in for hurt. So the only thing she can be for is breeding, or some kind of status/pleasure.

If you are like that simp, thinking she's gonna take care of him when he's old...yeah...

not-fucking-likely.

There's all these guys in their 60s 70s getting surprise-divorce-raped by their golden oldie wives...

Yeah, but if you are going to spread your genes, try to pick the healthiest specimen possible...honestly

why breed more crazy fat cat ladies?

Rollo is a bit of a fraud though...

no offense...

Catholic...

True.

Greece has no excuse.

but if you've ever met a Greek you'd understand, they did vote for Syriza

@Revel about how old are you bro?

Yes, and then a socialist...

Just read Varoufakis' book.

Every harem needs someone to organize the schedule...

@Happy Humble Hermit kind of an interested party though...

I sell snake oil. Snake oil is not useless...

what...the..fuck...

who jokes about raping a monkey...

Wait, sorry, forgot where I was...

cray cray

Maybe he found another monkey?