segatasam (Discord ID: 170628053293203456), page 1

i had a vision of this day

if you want any emoticons, etc. let me know - happy to lend some giraffics

if you think of something spam it to me in a PM

is that drake

@FaultyFloorboard EVEN DEMONS NOSE

woah im a baf-a baf-ba-baf-baf-baf-a baf-bafomDAD?

ah now theres 2 bafomdads and i dont feel special ):

cobras?

bats?

imam spam some random jontron things i have in <#248125784051548161> which can be used for an emote if any of them suit

*I GOTTAN AWFUL LOTTA THIS STUFF*

that hand is a lot bigger than i aspected

hes so happy

im lovin cloud city my heads in the sky

i juts finished season 5 of star wars: the clone wars ive only got half a season to go

its a rush man

maul be cray

ITS A

NUT SHACK

you mean... the chaos emeralds?

did i just do the servers first reaction

fool me onc

e

+t cance

YE BOY

can i have role of literally hitler like actual living hitler

i have romanian jew blood in my bloodstream do *not* let me not have this

anyone remember this background? TBT

is bafomdad gold flair

i find video games enjoyable

ur mom

i was going to say we'll get along fine but then you had to include the germans

ill have two number 9s

remember when jon uploaded frequently?

go to normalboots.com

it doesnt die, it just adds another knife into itself like a pop-up pirate board game

WE ARE NUMBER ONE

or are we dancer

pre cum

tanooki if u had to choose between me or literally everyone else who would u pick

insex

im blue dabba dee dabba die

dabba DAB **PFBBBBBRRRTTT**

licking door nobs is illegal on other planeta

kill myself

thanks rhats what i mesnt

HECKF

peabus

pedril

imagine if they made a water 2 like a new water

welcome to good burger home of the good burger

that feel wen a map is a mod and u r not

wonkle

imagine if they made a water 2 like a new water

next person called segatasam gets mod

oh

AHAHAAHDHFH

tanooki thats every tesco now

born and bread

theyre also both gay

es ecks

ur mom

is no u banned

patrice cocke

band

dixon

more energy tonight i like it

i want to be special tanook

or ill disown uou

baf

+t no

make me great again

imagine if they made a water 2 like a new water

ok ill try h2o2 2

brown skin

r u doin the joke backward

a bar walks into a man

every man walks into a bar joke i imagine moes tavern in my head

herro

an arabian man walks allahu ackbar

lol nice

wok

jackie chan is an inside

imagine if they made a water 2 like a new water

a man walks into a bar he said gimme 1 of everything so he is given 1 of everything and says thanks

a dick walks into a bar

its hard

a black man lynches into a farm

a nigel farage walks into a bus with a false claim on it

a plane flew into a tower

jimmy fallon slams into a deak

sk

an omsp walks into a chat

he draws the line

a muslim walked into kibah

penis walk penis talk

penis björk

penis torque

imagine if they made a water 2 like a new water

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tanooki "the gay"? I thought not. It's not a story the straight would tell you. It's a Nazi legend. Darth Tanooki was a Dark Lord of the Gays, so gay and so Nazi he could use the Discord to influence the moderating to create... drama... He had such a gayness that he could even keep the ones he cared about from being gay. The gay side of the Nazis is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... homosexual. He became so gay... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his gayness, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught segatasam everything he knew, then he killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from being gay, but not himself.

afomdad

let that sink in

the flint door

front* lol

tanooki its like 00:15 if u dont make me mod in 2 mins ill go to sleep on you and youll never truly know me and my power

hes busy making me mod

bc tanooki is busy making me one

anime isnt real

guys do u think we should make me a mod

well we shouldnt

im goif to go to slepe now good night

u should do too tanook

its kinda dark

did ya bring a light?

me too

ok guys imma leave with 1 thing

spoiler: mario dies

ok then

can this be stopped please

hey loook at me i can spam! LOL!

this is so sad

validate me!+!!

notice me senpai!

theyre spamming the other channels

chat is essentially dead rn so theyre just wasting their time

noice

no ice

imagine if they made a water 2 like a new water

i miss my blue name a lot

what

i just tabbed into this channel and the apocalypse was happening

hes **GOIN UP**

lets give a quick shout out to christina applegate

thats grim

mie

broomstick

chicken pie art for 6

that feel when you are told you cant post images

a jewish nazi

abra abra kadabra

im gonna reach out and grab ya (by the pussy)

actually, the avatar snaps in two

depends on your definition of 'best'

faith

im a pretty cool dude

and thats just the facts

whocat pin this whocat give me bafomdad whocat give me gold flair

mario dies

is ther any way we can get a lil welcome msg or summin

every time i see my name in green im like 'ooh im a mod' and then i realize thats red and i get depressling cripple

implying jontron will ever release a video

almost definitely

yea

yeah

i would like to order one episode of john tron please

my faith

JON WILL KILL JOHN F KENNEDY SOON @GrantVsZombies

straight white man

faith

steamed hams

**YOURE POIIISONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN**

**YOURE POISON RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS**

*is cool and is noticed*

lol funny

inb4 prunes

can we pls have some more emoticon

delt this

(brest)

poopnfartz

juts

nubbis

jon will kill john f kennedy soon

have you ever wanted to catch a good guy, like like a real super hero?

banned

emboar

aych

tanooki do you want to have the bazonggger

that sounds like a no...............

we are number one but tanooki denies the bazongggger

ECH

whale cum

this is the only place where you can summon literaly hitler

if you like aids, you will find it

now there is an imbalance

there has been an awakening

gake ocus

**angery**

mold mlare

dr peen

BOG DOCK

46

tanooki that picture is from roblox i recognize that metal texture

ROWBLAWKS ITS FREE

https://www.roblox.com/users/564404/profile this is my old roblox account

lol its number 564,404 whereas the one you sent is 178,123,343

i REALLY LIKE THE *poup*

surkey toup

BLACK PEOPLE IN A SOUP

BLACK MAGIC

BLACKS

BLACK PEOPLE ARE ****************NOT***************** WHITE

je suis alle dans le baby-foot

je m'appelle dans le apple

je suis guten tag

OMLETTE DU FROMAGE

I SURRENDER

stupid pensi

+t need

😠

she's a font

no shes a mermaid IDIOT

heckf

rtf

pewice

GRANT IS BLACK

HE TOUCHED THE SACK

ITS BEEN SO LONG U CAN CALL HIM 'PAT BACK'

YES HE'S

WELL RUDE

VERY SWOOD

AND THIS TIME HE IS IN THE MOOD YES HES BLACK

ififififififif okie doke

if i get one more mention i will find whoever it is that caused it in the real world, and i will find a list of every single person that they love and i will slowly mess with them and ruin their life. firstly, i will do small things such as make it so socks go missing - then, i will make them lose their phone. without their phone, they will be unable to call for help. next, their wallet will go missing: they can't buy a new phone anymore. then, they will wake up in the night, with the phone firmly pressed into their anus just far enough for them to not be able to reach it, and i will call them every minute of every day, and set it to the sound of their alarm.

hello silent

sorry -hello wating

sextuals

he is number one.

this place is nice

JEWS

dae trump, hitler, robbie rotten, tumour

the 'tl'

make me a jewish man

wth is a moble

what if u had a ball inside of your dingaling

tanooki is too fur to buy a poorsuit

what does tanooki want with 5p?

donald duck*

lolm,8

sx

atlas is gay for me