my mom cried when i told her i was bi

lord

@bad moon 🌑 I can see why 😛

@sleepysclmsft can I tell you the same thing I said to my mother?

being a parent means you have a life to mold and guide, it doesnt give you the right to demand and or choose who or what your child loves. it doesnt give you the right to live through your child for you own failures. the fact that you would condemn me (you in this case) isn't my failing, it's yours. your a parent with no heart and no morals when it comes to actual love.

well then I would power bomb that fool

bad moon that sounds like a first date to me lol

@bad moon 🌑 question

@Syenite I'll fight you, and im a biter

@bad moon 🌑 does your brother get kicked in the crotch alot? cause if not he should

I really want to meet this kid now

im 6 foot and i'll bit you in the genitals if i need to to win

I wore the same steel toed boots for a year

fite me

I can lift the back end of a pickup 😛

im not swol but that will change

I bought a practice sword

because i train in knight style sword fighting

@Space_Cancer wtf?

I come from a family of vikings and a family of native americans

I dont really have a huge preference when it comes to people tall short fat thin, it's more of a how horrible can you be thing for me

Well im off for now, Feel free to dm me if you want. Im not much of a sleeper

@sleepysclmsft Byee

I cant sleep

And im a little pissed off about it

I honestly would rather sit on a beartrap naked

Thats got to be bigger than 9 inches

Classical music is fine. For other people. Just not me

Lol

I would slather myself in honey and sit on a hive of fire ants

In prederence to listening to classical

Preference*

I need to trim my hair soon

Heyo

Oh lord

markiplier jack septic eye and repzion

well yeah

games are a good escape for me

Lol

sounds like my friend kyle

does anyone play inquisitor?

ok

Wanna hear the most gringe thing I heard today?

cringe**

"Sticky cave"

it stats with a v and rhymes with ina

I tend to have that effect on people

@insanelyvain no i meant warhammer 40k inquisitor

@insanelyvain I do play swotor once in a while though

lol

My yt wwatch list is mostly hostile

like reekid and josh dub

Im going to change my name to my gamer tag

Check

That's better

the cyber police?

yeah didnt he quit?

lol

"Ya lyin bunch o pricks"

This is why I live in canada

I remember when ray william johnson was good

no doubt at all

then he just up an quit

like peace bitches

I have the same humor as him, maybe a bit darker. but I liked him

random is the best way to be

then they cant tell what you till do next

SQUIRREL!

I want to open a store that fixes computers and all my employees with be called tech priests

No that would be onisions shop

yeah but not like

catholic priests

tech medicine men

@Blackjax oh of course

@Lao you know what

im going to make a story about space fairing catholic priests

that molest the galaxy

keem isnt even good for wiping your ass on

@Squeaks so is mine but i still posted it

gross to some is not gross to all

Kratos!

Can I ask for some advice?

can someone please shoot this lame horse already?

much better

@sleepysclmsft he's "diagnosed with things" his words so be nice to him and stop vocoding him or he will sue

I have this friend or friendly person that i talk to once in a while but the conversation is always like pulling teeth and if im not constantly replying or making conversation the convo dies. what do?

dull very very dull small talk like stuff

I did tell her but it's more of a you have to accept it thing in her response

I've tried too but she doesnt have the same game tastes or she could just be saying no to everything to not have to. I honestly dont know

I dont have a crush, I just like talking to people and I dont have very many to actually talk to, not counting this discord because it's new

plus she's made it clear that large men are not her taste

i know

I bought a black hard plastic sword to get back into my training

it's just something i do because it's fun and i dont like regular working out because it's boring

it probably is

yeah hema is probably more accurate

and ive been called worse than a neckbeard before too

it's just something I like to do, it's a good release for all the bad things

i wouldnt do it to watermelons because it's a polypropelene sword. I hit a dummy and do a number of different strikes

I dont actually do tournaments because i live in canada and i dont travel. its really just for the outlet and for the workout