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Its a toddler

This is a thread on illogical breakdowns

Kids are fucking stupid jake

My brother stopped liking sauce on his spaghetti

He used to eat spaghetti with sauce

One day a switch flipped and he began hating kt

Its not deep

Its just completely illogical

You know kids having a tantrum usually say or rather scream what theyre upset about right?

Not that eloquently

But a toddler screaming "i havent eaten my ice cream yet" in an illogical breakdown is not a leap

Its not beyond the realm of reality

>Kids crying for the most stupid reason never happened

Why does it seem so impossible to you?

It seems complicated because of an adults eloquent way of putting it.

Do you child

Youre trying to apply logical thinking of a grown mind to an illogical breakdown of a very young child

Of course it seems nonsensical to you

It would

Its nonsensical to anyone past that point

They want to feel the satisfaction of having eaten a food they enjoy, @svarozhyc

Thats a way of putting it

Theres the satisfaction that comes from having eaten a food.

Thats probably what they want to feel.

And the eating part seems like an obsticle to a tiny, incomplete mind

Either way

Heres more dnd shit before I officially sleep

Watching people sign up to storm a federal military base where you can be shot on sight is kind of fascinating

The feds could also empty the base beforehand so they dont kill thousands of people

Not like they dont have backup bases near it

How do you go around a circle

Heres a thing

If this area 51 thing turns into a massacre

We're all going to be terrible people for all these memes

@Uksio
>not understanding rainbow six references
What

I mean, its not like they cant just... Move the stuff and make entry into the base worthless

yes thats the thing

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fucking tourist attraction

Id rather that be the case tbh

I hope the minefield map is up to date tbh

if theyre going to privatize it some poor asshole will have to dig them up

yeah that alone would make classified prototype testing impossible at the base

unless theyre literally invisible

like, wonder woman's invisible airplane levels of invisible

Inb4 no actual minefield

its just talk to make it look like the base is used

if the "shadow gov" of the us is at all smart in any fucking way

they wouldve moved the stuff from the base away a long time ago

God damn it

I've gone fishing before

fishing for tilapia

I've brought it home

what the actual fuck

Why are the americans giving the government months of headsup on invading area 51>

youre fucking americans

I thought you were good at this invasion game

@Polekov por que esse nome meu parรงa

Pra que isso

@Polekov the fuck is that nick then

Yes I know

I speak it

Why do you have a portuguese nick?

Let alone a dabbing one?

Understandeable

Have a nice day

I just wish I could explain to you all the joke I just read

Explaining why in the ancap world there wouldnt be pizza

But thats it for ya

Oh god

Theres a playmobil movie now?

According to american censorship guidelines, a man's bare chest should be fine, but idk

Thats fine I suppose @2K

What happened? @Al Capwned

Why is his guy so salty

Sounds juicy

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>livestreaming a public discord

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