mike(hunt) the Duck

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GAAATHER AROUND HEEEER

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!

>when people take honkler and monopoly-socialism edition seriously

We indeed live in a clown world

Who doesnt support bernie
Will be now burning
Who supports Joe or Trump
Is such a crump

I will be forever known as fag for this

I mean femboys are less gay than masculine foxes

I know you can only be the big gay

Femboys are moar leaning towards the femmy side in the masculinity axis

So they are less manly

Which means that liking them is less gay

Dude I am dating a guy

Tho i am also into grills

>people shit on hazbin hotel

<:cringepepe:540714116160028682>

Haha pun funny

Good luck buying a vpn

In poland numbers have 9 digits

As I said

Good luck with the vpn

But pls dont write it on a bathroom stall

I dont want 40 yro guys calling

It was meant to be like when depression posted his number and then deleted before someone screenshoted

<:srsly:642743717085839361> <:gunright:644362650754482220>

I fucking wished

I live in some shithole in Mazury where 50% of the town is poor and we have gangs of 10 yr old bike stealers

And 60% of town is russian

Once like 10 of them jumped me and I had to make a run for it

And no guns in polen

I was 11 at the time

I told you I was almost their age when it happened

I dont know how to say it in american

1,50 meters

You smol boi

People here smol

I am like 1'75m

How much is 1'75m in american?

5'7 gang unite

>5'7 reach the top shelf

I fucking need to put it in my rap somewhere

1 week till my birthday <:YaaY:512039594108256257>

I will be able to legally fuck

Internet in a nutshell

What about Michael Jackson?

Me goin to snack

>eating meat

Thanks now i will use the word poop instead @Deleted User

Ok boomer

Wtf is ogling

Ogling her breasts

<:KEK:465443054254424065> <:KEK:465443054254424065> <:KEK:465443054254424065>

Dark mode

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Also despite making up only 0.028% of the society

Cops commit 40% of household violence

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For the impact of my raps, you better brace
Ur mothers teeth look like god hit the space
Ur older brother, nickname ben swollo
Yo father rolls joint, known as kebab rollo
Ur mother after fight torn into pieces
U got a netflix account, from social services

I am making a vid 4 yt

It will take 2h to upload

it will be a room tour

It is 3 minutes long but yt on phone is slow

Like i just walk around the room and show stuff

Except txtspeak, no

I made this vid for this server and technos

Pretty sure that is you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/645656011452973087/black-geek-aire-desk-fans-gf3t-white-64_1000.jpg

Also the name Mikerecek is my name plus an extremly butchered version of my last name

Michaล‚

My real name is Michaล‚ mike is just a translation

And as I said ''recek'' is an extremly butchered version of my german last name

Oh its just you

I remember a show that I am 99% sure is a dream

It was like on some weird ass polish tv channel

It had some monster thar cleaned rocks

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