SheepTeeth

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2019-07-08 23:41:15 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*really?*

2019-07-08 23:41:21 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Are they CA expats?

2019-07-08 23:42:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

I have friends in NC and one of my guy friends is trying to date and he keeps finding girls with "NO NIGGERS" on their dating profiles LOL

2019-07-08 23:42:53 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Very fucking off putting

2019-07-08 23:44:32 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

It's either "no fucking blacks, no kikes" or "I'M BIPOLAR AND A SINGLE MOTHER AND I LOVE TO SMOKE POT 420 LMFAO IF YOU CAN'T TAKE ME AT MY WORST YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST SUCK MY CLIT btw please work to support me and my child because I don't have a job and don't want to work XOXOXOXO"

2019-07-08 23:44:59 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

***estrogen is a really, really bad drug my dudes***

2019-07-08 23:46:30 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*Here*, it's a lot of guys (acting like passive aggressive, "sassy!" "strong!" womyn) that have "if you voted for Trump fuck you", "down with capitalism" on their dating profiles

2019-07-08 23:47:20 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Guys here are so soy

2019-07-08 23:49:16 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Social pressure

2019-07-08 23:49:20 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Feminism

2019-07-08 23:49:30 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Women socially function in a pack mentality

2019-07-08 23:51:24 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

The social atmosphere/cultural shift is so fucking stupid

2019-07-08 23:52:55 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Don't get me wrong, I understand that men are biologically different from women when it comes to sexual activity and sexual desire. That's just how the biology works, so I can't blame guys for wanting to smash pussy and doing stupid shit in order to get female attention.
That's just how guys are hardwired.
It sucks

2019-07-08 23:54:09 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Yeah

2019-07-08 23:54:32 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

But there's also an evolutionary advantage to being a womanizer and impregnating as many women as physically possible

2019-07-08 23:54:48 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Kind of like a shotgun effect lol

2019-07-08 23:55:36 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

There's dudes that are into that though

2019-07-08 23:55:50 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

***lots of guys***

2019-07-08 23:56:01 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Not pulling out

2019-07-08 23:57:04 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

appropriate

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/597939243553128448/0.jpg

2019-07-08 23:58:15 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

can't you like

y'know
use a lambskin condom or something

2019-07-08 23:59:24 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*oh*

2019-07-08 23:59:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*goyim still has his skin*

2019-07-09 00:01:21 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

I'm a no-touch no-sex person and I don't have a penis so I don't know how helpful a female condom would be

2019-07-09 00:02:43 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*are you accusing me of being a fucking e girl* ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ช

2019-07-09 00:03:26 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

I wish I was as pretty as Delaphine whatever the fuck gamer bath girl

2019-07-09 00:03:42 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

She has *a really nice butt*

2019-07-09 00:03:54 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

BUT!!

2019-07-09 00:04:01 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

I gotta tell you guys

2019-07-09 00:04:13 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Women really *aren't* that pretty

2019-07-09 00:04:18 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

It's mostly makeup

2019-07-09 00:05:09 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Guys age much better than women do though

2019-07-09 00:05:29 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Women after they're in their 30s.. Our faces just fucking melt off our skulls

2019-07-09 00:06:49 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

God

2019-07-09 00:06:58 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

You sure she's not drinking the blood of virigins?

2019-07-09 00:07:45 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*estrogen makes you into a fucking crazy cunt though*

2019-07-09 00:08:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

estrogen, progestrogen blah blah
Makes women fucking nuts though

2019-07-09 00:08:49 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

^

2019-07-09 00:09:06 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Most of us are not that lucky or good at maintaining our health

2019-07-09 00:09:15 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*You sure she's not crazy in the bedroom?*

2019-07-09 00:09:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*There you go*

2019-07-09 00:10:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

date a heroin addict

2019-07-09 00:10:45 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

lol

2019-07-09 00:10:51 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Women turn into crazy sluts

2019-07-09 00:11:45 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Unlike guys, women have almost zero refractory period

2019-07-09 00:12:04 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

No

2019-07-09 00:12:06 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

It fucking sucks

2019-07-09 00:12:32 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*there isn't any satisfaction*

2019-07-09 00:14:31 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>women are 10x crazier in bed
>woman got custody of dog to kill it
buddy, women are 10x crazier than men in general not just the bedroom LMFAO

2019-07-09 00:14:54 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

women are awful

2019-07-09 00:15:06 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*Most women are awful

2019-07-09 00:15:20 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Myself included

2019-07-09 00:16:23 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Yeah

2019-07-09 00:16:36 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

I know this really well

2019-07-09 00:17:05 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Like when women use their fucking kids to get back at their ex-husband in the divorce ruling

2019-07-09 00:17:36 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Agreed

2019-07-09 00:21:29 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

I disagree to an extent.
Relationships are a 2-way street. Guys are pressured to get into relationships with women for a lot of reasons and *are* willing to put up with a lot of shit.

But guys still have plenty of opprotunities to look at a woman and recognize if they have anything in common that would make a female partner compatible as a long term/life long partner.

2019-07-09 00:22:17 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Women don't just suddenly become fucking insane, women are naturally deceptive and great at manipulation.
We're very good at getting under guys' skins emotionally.

2019-07-09 00:23:19 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*yes*

2019-07-09 00:23:52 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Women really, really do *not* like getting called out/accused for being deceptive/manipulative/lying or playing with your feelings

2019-07-09 00:26:21 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Yeah

2019-07-09 00:26:54 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

I think a chapter should be dedicated to talking about childhood impressions/parenting skills and how that influences adult sexuality <_<

2019-07-09 00:27:26 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

People really underestimate how shitty mothers fuck up young men and women

2019-07-09 00:28:11 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Y u p

2019-07-09 00:30:32 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Yup

2019-07-09 00:30:35 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

It's fucked

2019-07-09 00:30:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

But that's how it is

2019-07-09 00:30:46 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Why u send me a friend request

2019-07-09 00:30:56 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

?

2019-07-09 00:31:27 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Ah, ok

2019-07-09 00:31:30 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Just curious

2019-07-09 00:31:54 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

No, just curious

2019-07-09 00:31:59 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Plz don't ask me for titty pics

2019-07-09 00:32:35 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Good

2019-07-09 00:32:37 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Good!

2019-07-09 00:34:41 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

So when are you gonna marry your gf?

2019-07-09 00:34:42 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

-shot-

2019-07-09 00:35:32 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*Is she a keeper?*

2019-07-09 00:36:36 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Take her huntin or something

2019-07-09 00:36:40 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Make her shoot some guns

2019-07-09 00:37:30 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

>WILL SHOOT A SHOTGUN BUT NOT PISTOLS

2019-07-09 00:37:32 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

WHAT

2019-07-09 00:37:44 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

SHE GOT HER PRIORITIES ALL FUCKED UP DUDE

2019-07-09 00:38:15 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

lol baby

2019-07-09 00:38:34 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*fuckin hi points* <:KEK:465443054254424065>

2019-07-09 00:40:24 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

airbrush it

2019-07-09 00:40:30 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

like one of those shitty airbrush shirts

2019-07-09 00:42:18 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Anyways though, get her to start shootin and having fun

2019-07-09 00:42:22 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Take her innawoods

2019-07-09 00:42:40 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Show her you are ``big strong man who can provide``

2019-07-09 00:43:54 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Even if you aren't ``big strong``, women fuckin love that shit man

2019-07-09 00:44:22 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Have a threesome with a skinwalker

2019-07-09 00:44:45 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Slap that skinwalker with your foreskin and show it who's the better skin

2019-07-09 00:47:50 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Most romantic shit: be a monster man (OR) murder a monster for your gf's satisfaction

2019-07-09 00:48:16 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Wear the skinwalker's skin

2019-07-09 00:49:05 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Go out in woods and do wooping calls

2019-07-09 00:49:12 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Wrestle monsters

2019-07-09 00:50:38 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*ew*

2019-07-09 00:51:13 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

*I should be fucking grateful I only have a hair fetish*

2019-07-09 00:51:27 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

OH NO

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