Did anyone see the freddie mucuray film, its quite good.

Its as if a degenerate like freddie mercury was suddenly struck down with a mystery illness by the power of Allah.

Fray bentos looks like someone took a shit in a tin and put a pastry case over it.......tastes ok though.

Why do scots make square suasages.

Everyone else makes normal sausages

Its like the sausage makers in scotland had a diversity quota to make by employing tards to make sausages

Makes a square sausage instead of a sausage shaped sausage.

The virgin square sausage v the chad cumberland sausage.

Cumberland sausages are the pinnacle of all sausages, change my mind.

Ketchup is better.

Having that next week

Supposed to be one of the best breakfasts in london.

It has bacon chops

My nigga heinz got the ketchup game on point

Fawk owf

Ok....

Heinz baked beans or branstons.

Anytging fits

The only thing that fills your arse is saegons ego.

Looks like asparagus piss colour.

Looks like an underage girl in R Kellys house.

R kelly likes Irl Lolis.

The only time sargon cares about white purity is when he is picking up cocaine.......

At least the kekistan strangler will be giving good handjobs in prison.

A nice tight grip

Thats what happen during no nut novemver

He strangled his mum like he will be strangling his meat.

Badum tss

>Be me.... strangle my mom for telling me off.
>Hand touches moms neck, moms neck is close to her mouth that sucks my stepfathers dick.
>Pretty much get a blowjob.
See ya later virgins.

Lol

Oh god that reminds of something I wanted to unsee on twitter.

who are we pressing F for this time.

Just replace the dry wall in your house and add extractor fans

At least its cheaper to replace a wall in murica

The best way to ensure that mould does not bother you is to take a bath with a toaster.

Your house is an alter to nurgle.

You need some californians in your house.

Some californian chick told me her pussy will destroy me........it gave me aids.

California has good weather most of the year and mild winters.

Fucking coder language.

Speak like normis

Ahhh roblox porn

I wonder what pronoun anAI would use

Finally sex robots woll be able to fight back and say no.

Is it rape if it is a robot

If they have feelings and are self awarw?

We need to test how self aware AIs and androids are by raping them.

Detroit scares me in real life.

I cant prove or disprove that I am realy god and you are all my creations.

The way to destroy skynet it to go on the darkweb and download lots of porn.

Remember that japanese AI that learnt how to interact based off of peoples tweets and it became suicidal.

@TBORIOT https://www.google.com/amp/s/soranews24.com/2016/10/05/japans-ai-schoolgirl-has-fallen-into-a-suicidal-depression-in-latest-blog-post/amp/

This is a japanese one that became suicidal.

Just saw a fat squirrel

Damn

i wonder if dankula is snorting coke off sargons tits yet

Day 41 at the concentation camp they will be taking us to the gas chambers today.....jokes on them i can hold my breath for a very long time. There are quite a few women in the group and thier bodies will still be warm........se ya later virgins.

Day 41 at the concentation camp they will be taking us to the gas chambers today.....jokes on them i can hold my breath for a very long time. There are quite a few women in the group and thier bodies will still be warm........se ya later virgins.

They were all bald anyway

A burnt motherfucker called goldberg

They took all my jew gold, thats the word.

An erection inside you?

Biggus dickus

Whi remembers life of brian

Ywt

Work is so fucking boring.

Just want to go home

Looks like russia is expanding it boarders

Putin is going to use his wargame red dragon skills

Remove ukraine

When you leave a noose to hang yourself in the warhouse but some nigger finds it and calls the police.

Caatlevania is best anime, change my mind.

Catstlevania is better

Trevor belmont >joseph fagstar.

All all of the joestars are fags.

Fite me

My stand is so big it can hold a tv on it.

I hear that you donate sperm in the sperm bank by spitting and farting into cups.

I hear that you donate sperm in the sperm bank by spitting and farting into cups.

Saw she-ra its only 50% trash.

Still better than jojo

If i had jojos stand power i would use it it to bang chicks........

I only last 4 seconds so i could probably get two rounds in

I would get revenge on those twitch streamers who took my welfare checks.

@Creold since when do women have anything interesting to say?

No

Only huyites in this server.

Ooooof

Monica sent me her dickpic

She is a trap.

Macdonalds are taking mages like the catholic church.

You need level 57 conjuration to cast the long egg spell.

The problem is...... the mucflurrys in my local store has more cum in it than a groomed 12 year old from Rotherham.

To be honest those ice cream machines are a bitch to clean and most fast food places dont give staff enougth time at the end of the day to clean properly

When i was working in a coffee shop they only paid you half an hour after thr store closes and to cleam it properly would take 45-mins to half an hour.

So you either stay and work for free or not do the job properly.

Seriously, never eat a toastie from EAT. Or pret those machines are either not clean or not rinsed properly.

One store had roaches on the counter next to the coffee machine and it was one of the main stores as well

If i had the chance i would open a seafood resturaunt in my local area and call it PRAWN HUB.