Kalisme

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2018-04-22 19:20:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

We are using the people magazine pen and paper rules.

2018-04-22 19:21:46 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That's a cynical P&P game I'd love to try and sell ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-04-22 19:26:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

n'awww... I was looking for a fun emoji reply to the post, but I had access to all the other discord emojis from my other subscribed channels... games developers really love their Pepe... Maybe he won't go extint.

2018-04-22 19:27:36 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I put my money on natural selection taking out Kanye when he tries to extract an english muffin from the toaster.

2018-04-22 19:29:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Maybe they don't understand the genius of his new album and are told to leave.... then Darwin gets a new sacrifice.

2018-04-22 19:30:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I get it! I'm reals smart! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2018-04-22 19:30:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

....I dun' geddit.

2018-04-22 19:30:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

<_<

2018-04-22 19:32:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I once felt something down deep inside, but then I told her I didn't like it and she should pull it out.

2018-04-22 19:32:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I bled a lot that da, boy-howdy! ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-04-22 19:40:15 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Beutiful

2018-04-22 19:43:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It reminds me of simpler blleding times... *sigh*

2018-04-22 19:43:58 UTC [Sparta #general]  

*bleeding

2018-04-22 19:44:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'm getting sleepy

2018-04-22 19:45:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I closed a whole word thing ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2018-04-22 20:00:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

...maybe he was a proud house negro and you've upset his entire-... nah I don't get it.

2018-04-22 20:02:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Erg... I hate that "coon", "uncle tom"... ect ect bullshit.

2018-04-22 20:03:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Sometimes a Kanye requires a Kanye nap... then he wokes up all woke.

2018-04-22 20:04:11 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Racism isn't... fun...nee? Oh feck.

2018-04-22 20:04:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Better pull down my fliers.

2018-04-22 20:05:27 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Oim a cwacker ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-04-22 20:07:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That's either a real fucker of a racist joke or a really pissy holocaust.

2018-04-22 20:08:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I wish I was aloud to make jokes ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-04-22 20:09:10 UTC [Sparta #general]  

hehehe... so I CAN be racist?!?!!?!?!? thank you star.txstate.edu! ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-04-22 20:09:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@Trebjonn Nope. Thanks for reminding me ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-04-22 20:09:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

๐Ÿ˜ฎ no like Aussie?

2018-04-22 20:10:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

<_< I'm pretty suss on us too.

2018-04-22 20:11:15 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nah... those guys kicked our arses years ago... Damn roos.

2018-04-22 20:11:41 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Pffft... roos ride us... they won the war.

2018-04-22 20:12:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nah... Emu's fell for the ol' bread soaked in booze.

2018-04-22 20:12:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'd love to watch "We wuz Kangeroos"

2018-04-22 20:13:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Emu propaganda from 24degree anarcho-nihilsts.

2018-04-22 20:15:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Lordy no! The African Americans are treated well and have always been.. The aboriginal residents aren't treated well... but they have been given socialism from middle class university students.

2018-04-22 20:19:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Now I'm scared shitless of this more modern portable "hand rape" you speak of... you could hide that in a pocket!

2018-04-22 20:19:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Damn rapist scientists making rape more portable!

2018-04-22 20:20:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

...I am okay with this.

2018-04-22 20:20:38 UTC [Sparta #general]  

and your eyes rape my face... it's the circle of rape.

2018-04-22 20:20:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

we are all one... sad sore and not doing that well.

2018-04-22 20:21:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

When you breath, you're just raping the air... you pervert.

2018-04-22 20:23:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

unless you scream at those girls "STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES!", then you win ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-04-22 20:23:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

but I DO manspread all the food ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2018-04-22 20:23:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

even with my penis?!?!?!?

2018-04-22 20:24:11 UTC [Sparta #general]  

not as much as I wash my penis.

2018-04-22 20:24:38 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It shines bright to scare off the rapists.

2018-04-22 20:26:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That's not a question I hear every day

2018-04-22 20:29:15 UTC [Sparta #general]  

So I should tell Uncle Jeremy "thankyou" for not asking?

2018-04-22 20:29:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Will do!

2018-04-22 20:31:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I sometimes cat call my kitties... I'm a monster.

2018-04-22 20:32:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That's cool.

2018-04-22 20:33:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'm going to have to nap.... Cya y'all!

2018-04-22 20:33:22 UTC [Sparta #general]  

night night

2018-04-22 20:35:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'd love it if there was an unspoken rule in prison, "Hey, no dick in that man poon, that's a free-speech man-poon!"

2018-04-22 20:36:15 UTC [Sparta #general]  

....shit... if they just fall off when you find the cancer, I'd never check!

2018-04-22 20:36:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

cya folks

2018-04-29 13:01:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Howdy folks!

2018-04-29 13:06:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'm conflicted... but running out of booze!

2018-04-29 13:08:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It's the kind of thing that one should spare a good half hour for.

2018-04-29 13:09:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Oh, if you weren't joking, I'm really sorry. That would fuck me up.

2018-04-29 13:15:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

:/ damn Poes law... I dunno what to believe.

2018-04-29 13:17:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Erg... I sort of did until you seemed to want me to ask about her name... that's a li'l odd.

2018-04-29 13:20:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

....Rumplestiltskin?

2018-04-29 14:01:11 UTC [Sparta #general]  

...prove it?

2018-04-29 14:01:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

(The last statement)

2018-04-29 14:05:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That sounds like "never loved at all"-crowed sort of wins... That sounds terrible.

2018-04-29 14:06:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

:/

2018-04-29 14:07:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I've felt the same way about sand... Now it's getting too real.

2018-04-29 14:16:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Did anyone else get into the show "Jam" or the radio show "Blue Jam"?

2018-04-29 14:22:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It was a Chris Morris show... Like a more experimental "brass eye".

2018-04-29 14:23:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

You can find most of it on youtube... Brass eye was a news satire, Jam was a mixture of experimental humor and anti-humor.

2018-04-29 14:34:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I don't think so... He did visit that other guy... that really user-friendly late night show-guy...

2018-04-29 14:35:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I never kiss and tell with a server.

2018-04-29 14:36:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Jordan talked to Bill? I have not seen this.

2018-04-29 14:37:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

*she

2018-04-29 14:38:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

*she's a fucking rascist na-
Oh... you mean Trump... never mind.

2018-04-29 14:39:24 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Actually, he isn't... he may be a dick, an idiot, but fascist is a quite specific term.

2018-04-29 14:41:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That's the spirit! He gets my vote!

2018-04-29 14:44:15 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Erg... I went for a walk today to get some groceries and there are new "Australia needs Socialism!" signs up now... I disagree. I fear others might not.

2018-04-29 14:45:27 UTC [Sparta #general]  

>_>

2018-04-29 14:45:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

<_<

2018-04-29 14:45:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

The red fear is here?

2018-04-29 14:47:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Erg... I'd be fine with talking to socialists and communists, but they tend to get really loud when you disagree.

2018-04-29 14:48:05 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Maybe it's just the Australian kind... it's frustrating.

2018-04-29 14:49:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

We could just play tag and ellect a commie... The selected commie must defend marxism for half an hour.

2018-04-29 14:54:58 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I hope Dank does well in his appeal.

2018-04-29 15:43:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It's Rumplestiltskin.

Switch that image to Cosby pulling a pudd'n face, and I think you'll piss off more people.

That shirt makes me want to make a "Das Capital?!?! Seir gut!" shirt.

Instant-converation-starter. ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-04-29 16:15:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

You enjoy a healthy upkeep of the mustache?

2018-04-29 16:16:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I just shave it off... it gets itchy.

2018-04-29 16:17:18 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Good... it was a silly way to groom.

2018-04-29 16:17:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Oh, and genocide is also bad.

2018-04-29 16:19:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Which test are you talking about?

2018-04-29 16:19:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Did Hitler do the same test?

2018-04-29 16:20:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

No wonder he lost the war... DAMN INTERNET TESTS!

2018-04-29 16:21:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

The use of the term "perk" makes it sound like a pen and paper rpg.

2018-04-29 16:22:07 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hitler shot him self in the head. -1 dexterity

2018-04-29 16:22:32 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That's how it works, right?

2018-04-29 16:22:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

+1 STR

2018-04-29 16:22:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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