Did you know? The letter "P" in "Islam" stands for peace.

ge t big gay and leave

These damn socialists are putting chemicals in the water that are turning the freaking men into pedophiles.

Obama has a giant laser beam that turns you gay.

And then turning them into men again.

That's how the first gay man existed.

Think of the tadpoles.

@VexenX Hey kid, you look like you got some pretty good genetics. Would you consent to a random DNA search and seizure?

Put the chromosomes in the bag!

Did they like it?

Tell them you're watching a good man.

Alternatively: Tell them you're watching an Ethnic Kekistani who hates demons and is involved in the Liberalist party.

<:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

To tie around her neck.

Earlier some guy was reading Mein Kampf and I said, "Great book. Good ideas, but poor execution". He said he'll pretend he didn't hear that.

Mein Kampf mit mein frau.

^

Du sprischt Deutsch?

!rank

Ah. A more accurate translation would be "My Struggle with my wife".

It can sometimes be used for partner.

And fraulein would be an unmarried women, but now that word is seen as offensive.

IDK why exactly, but it's just a very traditionalist thing to say and it's fallen out of favour. Think it might also have slight Nazi connotations.

Hey guys, I'm gonna run for Chancellor. Will you vote for me?

I also identify as the Senate sexually.

I've done a few holes in my time.

Abortus that babortus

I wish I were gay <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

But I do belong to the most oppressed group of all, GAMERS.

I wanna be gay on a surface level so I can get benefits like free food and cutting in line.

You can tell by the voice.

>*having a dick necklace*

Please be patient, I have autism.

!rank

Cease existing.

Sometimes I like to imagine I'm a giant and all the bacteria living on my hand is like an apocalyptic event when I put Germ-X on it.

Islams r gay

Not even a good type of autism.

polititties

I like fucking JoJo.

!rank

!rank

Hey I have a question.

Can we say nigger?

What is a "spiritualist"?

!rank

Corbin's new tweets are very... interesting.

What's wrong with Vassals?

1985

B.C.

What?

!rank

That's why you don't know the 12 rules.

BTW what is the 12 Rules?

Guess I shall, though I'm not one usually in the market for self-help books. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am.

I lament for them.

<:super_edgy:426099058466095119>

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

please be patient i have fucking mental retardation

reeee

oka

I may be intoxicated.

Forgive my inebriated stupor. I shall escort myself away from this chatroom.

what a fag

im a vaginal canal man

i like vulva

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It's wrong because that's faggot shit.

^ That and also the pronouns are made up.

If I had a tower for every gender there is... 🏬

gay rights <:mad_lad:464461880786944000> <:think_hitlerdidnothingwrong:378717099952177162>

I hate homosexuality and lesbianism in any form.

Nothing wrong with a little gayness.

!rabk

!rank

oh shit im sorry

Lesbians are good for one thing. Potential threesomes.

no

im gay

but i dont like dick

I'm sexually attracted to myself. What is that?

Homogeneous-Sexual

Ow, I was waving around my hair and accidentally knocked it against my backside. Felt like a bloody whip because it was fast.

I can't cut it off. About a quarter way down my back and I'm still growing it.

*googles how to join house of lords*

I do. Mix-ups with shampoo and conditioner with scalp massages. Hair confusion.

It's like muscle confusion but even more stupid.

The fuck is a biotin?

i died from smoking 1 marijuana

>tells me to take care of my hair >recommends pills

Can I eat from the source? Hair and nails?

gimme dat fucking toenail bitch

🇮 🇪 🅰 🇹 🇦 🇸 🇸 😍 💦 ❌

I'm all about those ankles.

And dude, when a girls walking around with the smoothest elbows, it's just... MMM.

boipucci

How do you explain masochism?

*some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused*

Sweet Dreams was secretly about Domination.