I was thinking about eating a donut this morning

I didn't have a donut to eat this morning

Who?

Oh

Dear sweet Jesus

This shit is why I want to die

And yet it's good anough

This degenerated quickly

I accept my degenerate status

I'm just saying we went from a decent conversation to this mess

Something other than the size of some random guy's dick

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That's how the AIDs spreads

That explains a lot

Imagine that actually happens

You're Scrump thinking you're going to get a qt submissive trap, and then suddenly he just slams you into a wall and starts raping your butthole

I see

I guess that can happen

Yeah no

Forced penetration isn't rape

For whatever reason

Legally it isn't

It should be

But it's fucking retarded that forced penetration doesn't count as rape

Can confirm, that's ketchup spaghetti

Nice

You've hit the big time

You're truly blessed

Is he dabbing or doing a Sieg Heil

But is her ass still flat

Vaticanos

That Japan video makes me uncomfortable

I really love this retarded argument that a government would nuke itself

As if a government would decide that they'd like to obliterate a small group of resistance *and* everyone nearby legitimately

Pretty much yeah

If you threaten someone with such an excessive show of force then you're someone who should never be in the same room as the seat of power

Hell, the U.S. *has* lost despite having overwhelming force before

If it's true that "one side has nukes therefore they win" then why did the U.S. lose in Vietnam?

They had nukes

Those who can extrapolate from complete data

But @Ayylmao, you're my waifu

You're not trash

Flavius, is your pfp Rose Tico?

I mean, the show looks interesting, but so did The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi

Both had good looking trailers

Wait what

Self-defence flamethrowers

Ok

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-gif-5042503

Nope

What the fuck is this

Ah yes, real things that really happened

Where is Skyla from

I need more of her antics

They give me so much wholesome life

Mind just DM'ing it to me so I don't get sent to the college gulag for seeing porn accidentally?

It's incredible to watch really

It's reached a point where you'd need to *try* to fuck up as badly as Bethesda has with Fallout 76

I genuinely have no idea how they managed to pull this off

This is the same company that's overseeing DOOM Eternal and I mean holy hell look at that game's current marketing tactics and tell me it's not insane

There's a bunch of gameplay in all the trailers and it looks great but somehow they're also the company in charge of Fallout 76

It's a genuine bamboozler

I mean yeah, but how there's no quality control for this is weird

Well, DOOM is the id guys, and they made the original DOOM and DOOM 2 (along with the others iirc), so it's pretty much their baby

But I still can't believe that they've got two different teams and one of them is on the god-tier that is id and the other is on the level of the Fallout 76 guys

Radio Demon is a really entertaining character thus far

He says what we all think

How so?

I mean, I'm not jackin' off to it. Am I a furry for watching Winnie the Pooh back when I was 6?

I have no idea. Still pretty sure that seeing something that was made by a furry doesn't make you one

Foot fetishists are fucking disgusting and we should yeet them on sight

Christ-Chan weighs more than I do, is shorter than I am, and has a higher pulse rate/blood pressure than I do

Does this mean I win life?

I highly doubt he is muscular

I actually did a blood pressure check at home on the weekend, so I do actually know up-to-date numbers for it

Well, I'll accept my muscular inferiority to Chris-chan then I guess

I've acceptable leg musculature though, so it almost evens out

I can run a mile in about 7-8 minutes, so I'm pretty sure that's fine

Shadman's tweets aren't that bad, are they?

I know people who can do it in 5

But yeah I don't have much upper body strength overall. I can lift furniture and everything to move it, but I don't go to the gym or really work out regularly

My family also has a history of high blood pressure, so I've got that to look forward to once I hit 35

I enjoy running more than lifting

Not much, mind you, but more

Especially when you're competing with a buddy to see who can get to the lunch hall first

I bring the weight up, just to bring it down again before having to bring it up again

It's like drinking water 😠

Oh for fuck's sake

Make up your minds people

Please figure out what's gonna kill us before you make your predictions