Malt_Hitman

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2018-09-15 02:58:11 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It doesn't. That arm makes no sense at all. Also, calling it cyborg is being incredibly generous.

2018-09-15 03:12:04 UTC [Subverse #firearms-chat]  

It would be more accurate if the knife had a scope attachment as well.

2018-09-15 03:27:21 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Trading card game, I assume.

2018-09-15 03:27:38 UTC [Subverse #general]  

There's more than one?

2018-09-15 03:27:54 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I thought Yu-Gi-Oh was the only one.

2018-09-15 03:36:51 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Isn't Magic getting to the point they'll throw you out of conventions for memes?

2018-09-15 03:43:27 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It's a good thing I avoid pork and only eat bacon.

2018-09-15 03:45:58 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Is that Milo trying to be a ninja or in a burqa?

2018-09-15 03:49:29 UTC [Subverse #general]  

There are only four cardinal directions so it shouldn't be too hard.

2018-09-15 03:51:32 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Are you talking about protectionism in the economic sense?

2018-09-15 03:52:24 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Sounds like a "mixed fabrics" law.

2018-09-15 03:52:58 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Which one is on the right if you have them line up by height?

2018-09-15 03:56:03 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Chris Rock, i believe.

2018-09-15 03:58:42 UTC [Subverse #general]  

If you can't afford the black market do you go to the ambigiously brown market?

2018-09-15 03:59:28 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Also, not as funny a joke but if they wanted to curb shootings they should just make gunpowder a schedule 1 drug.

2018-09-15 04:01:37 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Let'em. The point would be to make everything involving gunpowder into a drug crime and then the same overenforcement could be used.

2018-09-15 04:01:55 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Seizing and repurposing of assets.

2018-09-15 04:04:21 UTC [Subverse #general]  

If the only responsibility is to deliver *a* profit then they should cut them a penny and call it a day.

2018-09-15 04:05:24 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Doing something, I'd guess. By that question.

2018-09-15 04:13:18 UTC [Subverse #general]  

If a company can't labor should it receieve any fruits?

2018-09-15 04:16:57 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Glad I never got around to dating. It sounds terrible.

2018-09-15 04:18:26 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It?

2018-09-15 04:20:09 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I'm guessing they mean that students can choose not to show up for school.

2018-09-15 04:22:40 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Is there any condition you could put on a dating site to completely avoid feminists?

2018-09-15 04:26:03 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Holding a ๐Ÿฅ› ?

2018-09-15 04:28:47 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Dating site where the woman has to pre-pay for the entire date.

2018-09-15 04:32:17 UTC [Subverse #general]  

But hasn't everyone wanted to do that?

2018-09-15 04:34:13 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Do not question the Eternal Terror Beanie.

2018-09-15 04:36:47 UTC [Subverse #general]  

#Metoo is like Feminism, it's cancer.

2018-09-15 04:44:16 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Are you euro, pratel?

2018-09-15 04:44:44 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I've only heard communique used like that from Europeans.

2018-09-15 04:48:32 UTC [Subverse #general]  

But if there's another American Civil War what will be the lines it will break down on? North/South was pretty good for last time but this time it seems like it will just be crazy everywhere. Urban vs. Rural?

2018-09-15 04:49:52 UTC [Subverse #general]  

But they couldn't stop the Trump train.

2018-09-15 04:53:12 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Hillary messed up through years of bullshit. She forever lost my vote when she said that violent video games caused the same problems as high levels of lead exposure.

2018-09-15 04:54:14 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Brood. Always brood. And monologue about your brooding.

2018-09-15 05:09:31 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Has Tim ever released a Long Form birth certificate?

2018-09-15 05:10:42 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Tim likely has several double standards, I'd believe.

2018-09-15 05:11:32 UTC [Subverse #general]  

But has Tim ever talked about his family's hardship under the Japanese Occupation?

2018-09-15 05:16:27 UTC [Subverse #general]  

How long were you on the left, Uregano?

2018-09-15 05:17:10 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It took me until the 2014 midterms to stop voting for the left.

2018-09-15 05:18:23 UTC [Subverse #general]  

And here I voted for Trump because he wasn't a politician.

2018-09-15 05:19:49 UTC [Subverse #general]  

If the Dems go for Hillary again that would be hiliarious!

2018-09-15 05:20:11 UTC [Subverse #general]  

BUT IT"S HER TURN!!!!!

2018-09-15 05:21:00 UTC [Subverse #general]  

"FUCK YOU! NOW DO WHAT I TELL YOU!" -Hillary 2020 campaign slogan.

2018-09-15 05:29:45 UTC [Subverse #general]  

If you compare deaths by firearm you should only take those deaths where the firearm itself inflicted leather damage.

2018-09-15 05:36:31 UTC [Subverse #general]  

You mean like when a pug does a backflip and everyone calls him a Nazi?

2018-09-15 05:38:07 UTC [Subverse #general]  

@pratel Have you considered using the <:beanie:463084349642899468> for that one?

2018-09-15 05:39:44 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Dude, like, the First Amendment only protects you from the goverment and stuff!

2018-09-15 05:40:11 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It's not there to stop people from ruining your life because they don't like what you have to say!

2018-09-15 05:41:21 UTC [Subverse #general]  

But even if it protects the freedom to meme will it also protect the freedom to...dream?

2018-09-15 05:42:26 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I'm sure there will be a surge in "art" that isn't at all considered to be pornographic.

2018-09-15 05:43:35 UTC [Subverse #general]  

They may take our lives but they will never take our 2D pantsu!

2018-09-15 05:45:35 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Now the gay chemicals in the water make sense!

2018-09-15 05:45:54 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It was all a plan to have a wide base of gay frog porn when the UK tried to shut the internet down!

2018-09-15 05:46:08 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Night.

2018-09-15 05:46:57 UTC [Subverse #general]  

When everyone is on the watchlist is it really needed anymore?

2018-09-15 05:55:15 UTC [Subverse #general]  

88 should be in reference to the 8.8 Flak cannon used during WW2. Since it was cool.

2018-09-15 05:59:14 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Something about securing a future for black children, I think.

2018-09-15 05:59:19 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Or is it asian children?

2018-09-15 06:02:06 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It just hit me. There's no chocolate milk emoji.

2018-09-15 06:02:16 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Or stawberry, or banana.

2018-09-15 06:06:09 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Yep. He's not going back to jail after that.

2018-09-15 06:24:35 UTC [Subverse #general]  

You've come this far. Why stop now?

2018-09-15 06:25:19 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Channel your hatred, your bitterness, your autism. And furry shit.

2018-09-15 06:27:39 UTC [Subverse #general]  

If you're going to say you're on the light side then you've already done so. It's the light that makes the shadow to begin with.

2018-09-15 06:28:03 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It's a start.

2018-09-15 06:28:35 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Have you run out of other people's stuff you can steal?

2018-09-15 06:32:48 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I can PM you some weeb stuff if you want to post it to help you out.

2018-09-15 06:43:22 UTC [Subverse #general]  

If Tim has a dakimakura do you think he....you know....puts a beanie on it?

2018-09-15 06:46:07 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Plannts?

2018-09-15 06:46:30 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I'd guess it's talking about plants. Like crops or something?

2018-09-15 06:48:16 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Can I REEEEEEEEEE at the plants? Those plants seem to be enabling everything here.

2018-09-15 06:56:08 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It's hard to intellectually property nature.

2018-09-15 07:01:24 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Your result clearly shows that you should...suplex the baby.

2018-09-15 07:01:53 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Also, going to call it a night. Having trouble focusing.

2018-09-15 14:42:15 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Don't jump in at the pool. I hear that's closed.

2018-09-15 14:42:45 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Are you a dreaded Canadian, GingaBomber?

2018-09-15 14:43:45 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Ok, since you won't specify I'll assume that means there's something about your government that doesn't love BURNING AMERICAN FREEDOM!

2018-09-15 14:45:04 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I think any sane person does. The big question is how to get it.

2018-09-15 14:45:53 UTC [Subverse #general]  

We need an army of that one guy who befriended KKK members and got them to leave the clan. But for idpol in general.

2018-09-15 14:47:20 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I'm not too good with names. I want to say Darrel Williams but I think that's just a football player.

2018-09-15 14:48:19 UTC [Subverse #general]  

The whole racial superiority stuff fall apart when people engage and open competition and the "superior" one loses.

2018-09-15 14:50:04 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Oh, Daryl Davis is the guy I think.

2018-09-15 14:51:46 UTC [Subverse #general]  

When you make a job out of being an anti-racist you need racists to fight to keep the job you just made.

2018-09-15 14:53:27 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Another part of it might be the lack of an outside villian to give people something to focus on.

2018-09-15 14:53:47 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I think the Soviet Union falling lead to some of these problems.

2018-09-15 14:57:07 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It saves on money, that's for certain.

2018-09-15 14:59:36 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Allergic in what way?

2018-09-15 15:02:46 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Netherlands? Don't have legal everything?

2018-09-15 23:30:01 UTC [Subverse #general]  

"I had no idea you people are so civilized." Lol.

2018-09-15 23:37:15 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Everyone is always trolling.

2018-09-16 00:00:15 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It's too bad it's not 5 white guys.

2018-09-16 00:04:08 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Your guns should always be loaded. If if they aren't.

2018-09-16 00:38:38 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Angry Fat Woman: "How dare you say that to my face!"
Al: "I'd say it behind your back but my car only has half-a-tank of gas!"

2018-09-16 00:41:08 UTC [Subverse #general]  

You can find some meme dumps on imgur now and again. But MWC memes don't hit common circulation.

2018-09-16 00:43:18 UTC [Subverse #general]  

That clip would make Mel Brook pround, I would assume.

2018-09-16 00:44:34 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Not as bad as that finger family stuff messed with my vids.

2018-09-16 00:45:26 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Sold it for weed.

2018-09-16 00:49:02 UTC [Subverse #general]  

You could try your liver first. I'm guessing it'll fetch more money.

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