So he's first into whatever traps or rooms

I've made vassals in total war that have more freedom than Britain post leave lmao

I think this is gonna be the start of the greater desensitization towwrda terrorism

Towards*

They're gonna over play any crime a white guy commits while downplaying "islamic terror"

Meaning more in Western countriws

Countries can't type for shit

I think Sargon himself said it in one of his recent videos, if you leave violence as the only way of expressing your opinion more people will take that route

Not saying that's the case here but the response can likely lead to it

Hey I've been here for 6 months too #greyforlife

I'm gonna go change my bio to " Jack dorsey can sub to PewDiePies good Christian cock

Make dragonleather boots belt and satchel

👌

Dragon Dundee going on

Ai are capable of anything coming to any conclusions

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47874012

I'm crying right now

Too many people are just running right through the us from southern border to Canada so they change their laws instantly, but criticize the us for attempting to change ours

Wait why don't I have permission to view chat

Anyone know why I cannot view anything?

I've been here for like a year

I just never post anything except like 3 articles

I thought all of us would give Sargon that same courtesy

I believe

Because they'll still be mad as they've chopped off their penis's to compete with wammen and they'd have to still compete with other eunuchs

Any other GM's on here have any useful tools they use when creating a world? I'm working on a first edition Homebrew

More map or like random generation stuff for npcs

I've played first and second as well as Pathfinder and 3.5 I prefer a modded first ed tho

Yeh man I like that it's more like dark souls fantasy as opposed to God murder hobos

Which you can still reach on 1st but it's a lot harder at least it was with my gm

Like other gens you are the chosen one

1st you are the unlucky fuck who has to go out a killing

Preference mainly

And it's also easier to mod because it's less complicated like I can change a system without throwing everything out of wack

Depends on how you do time passage but yea sounds about right

It just depends on the group our assassin and mage were high enough to retire but hadn't finished personal quests, vendetta's that kind of stuff so they kept adventuring instead of npcing out although we did have characters npc out due to curses... Or making promises to God's that ended very poorly

I wish I wouldve know about dnd as a kid lmao

I didn't even know it existed until I was an adult

I got into a campaign thad had been going on for like 25 plus years, it was these 2 brothers I knew dad's campaign that he had gmed for and then the older brother started gming the world, never been in a world as fleshed out as that since

I just find it crazy that people don't understand throwaway no skill jobs are meant to provide first job experiences not be careers like if you choose to dedicate your life to burger King and are surprised the most they have to offer is 12$ an hour why the fuck do you deserve more

My personal favorite is wierd chimaeras like seagull rat or some abomination like an elephant dragon, horrifying to jmabine

Imagine*

Honestly which is more likely people who are fiercely passionate accomplishing something with the motivation of being better than group x or the alternative is everyone must love each other before we advance and we all know that ain't gonna fucking happen

Bullywug knights riding armored chickens sound like a good first level what the fuck encounter?

@MountainMan your subclass would be freedom fighter or wife appropriator

You don't think you saw anything is my favoeite

When you leave a note for your players to find on the boss and they discard it like it's trash<:oof:494878589406150657>

That sounds like last session- except they intelligences a giant snake and now they now are using the snakes cave as home base and feeding him all the people they kill from the nearby city

But 20$ a mini

They are 20$ a mini already before coloring guraunteed a colored one is 40-50$

@MountainMan this hits too close to home, I threw my players in a only human dominated world, first session-
We have decided that humans cannot be trusted to run this planet.

You could have some kind of child that unfortunately has a taboo type of magic so instead of being taken away they are disposed of

I have had varying prices depending on where the players are, like in backwater towns they can easily stock up on shitty d4s for a couple gold, but in the city higher quality potions are available for higher prices.

Or to really fuck with them, potions of temp hp which are sold as actual healing potions temp hp only lasts like 4-5 rounds

Sup

Or if your players demand it every edition does

Roll a d12 orcs +1 racial bonus

How would you deal with a player that serially buffs their character between sessions- I keep notes on my PCs so when someone shows up with 2 more ac and a bunch more skills its pretty obvious, leads to arguments in sesh

It's an irl group and I have his sheet between sessioms

During the session he'll try to use some ability like " I have written down I have +3 to throwing knives"- ok who gave you that, because my notes don't say shit about giving you that. Shit like that

I'm almost to the point of kicking him out just a lot more awkward in a irl group

Tired of arguing well if I didn't give it to you you didn't just yank it out of your asshole

I'll smoke it for him don't worry yourself @Stéllar

I will sacrifice so others don't have to

Tis an honor

My sword appears to be covered in hash oil, lighting that shit up

I might have to leave work early now as I've been inspired to perform my knightly duties

Honestly I've never understood that tbh, like normal prisoners yeah give them gym access and let them get educational training, but with radicals aren't you just increasing your further problem

You have created......... Death..... Well on to another character

1 is Max capacity

So for anyone interested my serial sheet changer almost got punched by my parties tank, he gave himself 19 ac at the start of the session and instead of me having to call him out on his shit someone else did before I had to.

5e and believe me, i keep his sheet

It's just it doesn't survive 5 minutes with him without changes

I'm probably gonna boot him tho

I'm probably gonna boot him tho

Or I was just gonna have a god rip him in half for the crime of "inviting other gods to meddle in reality"

Lol not yet but if you want a funny story- after the other players about knocked him out for changing shit again I added a dream intruding bad guy, he was on first watch and demanded to be able to listen in on their dreams until one the other guy on watch cast hold person on em and the lugged him around strapped to a tower shield most of the session

He then claimed his character was suicidal and depressed

And that I as a dm should do something

I giggled a bit

What did I just read

He antmanned the entire campaign in a hookers poop chute

Then ass to ass

Anyone else started prepping just a lol bit?

Lil

Got wierd looks for buying a few days supply of water

Everyone just start the hashtag coronatheboomers

Do you ever plan to kill a pc? I ask because we are almost at level 6 with only one character having a near death experience

In that case what would you throw at 4 level 5s? They basically are in the process of splitting the party to 2 different factions faction A gave them a mission to assassinate the leader of faction B 2 party members snuck off and took the mission and the other 2 buddied up with leader of Faction B next session is them starting in a Capitol tho

Or a gay porn star

Lmao I generally try to keep it too safe then lmao

Yeah I generally do good on the draining combat but I definitely need to start trying to kill them haha

Yeah I'm playing 5e @Dust

Ty tho I think I have a decent idea

I think it might be because nobody wanted to watch her stuff. She has like British royal guard helmet hair

That's a very small fetish windoe

More alphabet people

I feel like sneezing is a natural bodily function if you have allergies

You could probably, definitely if you are in the states, people have sued over being told they cant pee/fart

Ok in a hypothetical theoretical situation, where my PC has said multiple times that their character is suicidal. Would it be too dark to actually force them to attempt to go through with it. Like straightfaced the next time he says hes suicidal I'm just like ok you pull the 50 of rope out of you bag make a sleight of hand check