mooncalf

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how many skeleton me mes do you have

he eats the coins you drop between the cushions of your couch
he converts them into dopamine from inside of his mouth

You Fuck With Anything Boy!!!

uzu do you know a solution to everything

โ€œits just friction im not jerking offโ€

aw yeh hit that trombone real good

only good camo is rhodesian camo

when the night (cha) has come (cha) and the land is daaarrkk and the moon is the only light we'll see

holy guacamole mixing in the bowly

then get them for when you have nothing to eat

help me make it through the night

neckbeard has 3 stripes cyka

csgo is free now for anyone who hasn't gotten it yet

been speaking english for like, 2 years?

when i first started speaking english, it was just bad accent, then more australian, then more british

and now it's more american/canadian-like

let me get you a video to explain that

"every country thinks god issued them with an accent"

the guy from house is british but speaks with an american accent on the show

so changing accents is just a matter of practice

tongo <:music_frogg:513693002989043742>

smug little fucking winky face fuck you tic tac!!

everyone not crossing

------------ the line

you

me playing with my airsoft shotgun while watching tv with my friend

while wrapping my arm around his neck sitting on the couch

he does a clean shave on his peepee

tfw listening to music for 3 hours straight

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did someone say doog army rise up

<:doog:516892442847608834> <:doog:516892442847608834> <:doog:516892442847608834>

i thought you were a real life anime girl

dont talk to me until youre aREAL LIFE ANIME GIRL

im more interested in that coca cola can

cumlee flexing with that anvil on his left ear for years

that's because you're in enemy territory

what if we had yellow piss instead of red piss

okay why you guys flexing on me

with your green and black piss

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