cool

rub it as fast as possible with the palm of your hand

use friction to dry

and get a hardon

"why are you jerking off" nvm

<:Kek:513248005659295754>

uzu do you know a solution to everything

yes because i've been in most shitty situations you can think of

kys your self

It's in my crotch. I don't want people to think I'm jacking off in the car

very experienced uzu

tell them you're drying it with friction

who gives a fuck what others perceive

Oh shit

stop being a bitch to others' perception

fucks sake

everyone faults with this

even me

“its just friction im not jerking off”

tell them if you wanted to jerk off you'd whip your fucking cock out

AHAH

ask if they want to really see you jerk off

they'll 99.9% go "no"

just jerk off it would be easier to explain

god forbid that .1% happens though

<:GWfroggyMonkaMega:405753064100986880>

socialization is literally a confidence game

almost all of the time

sometimes it's luck, like meeting the right people

<:music_frogg:513693002989043742>

🎷

@mixim hello

this sounds like enter sandman but a key up

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

aw yeh hit that trombone real good

it sounds like half of the intro to enter sandman, but up a key

i fuck with it

<:music_frogg:513693002989043742> as the sun beat down

can we get a varg emote @sam from jimmy neutron ?

yes