My parents are both kiwis...

My whole family are all kiwis, minus my direct relatives.

Aukland feels like a shitty clone of brisbane

SHHH I GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL AND GET C's I'M NOT SMART.

going into my last year

after that, I'm fucked.

😦

I can't go to uni or tafe because I'm retarded and can't get a scholarship

and I'm way to unwilling to drown myself in debt

Tafe is supposed to be our equivilant

but tafe is now as impractical as uni when it comes to price

Aye, I can get my NZ citizenship still

and I have family over there which I can live with or rent cheaply off of while I'm there

I rethought it

and no

NoFunAllowed, by assumption, is a dude.
That is irregal.

Also I'm str8.

good

Maoris be like

And even then I still don't really know what I want to study

I want to design and manufacture weaponry but HEY GUESS WHAT that's in the US only and that shit is hard /and/ expensive as fuck to join.
Because USA colleges.

Fucking aids.

yes but they're even harder

and speak weird languages

like arabic

just your friendly neighborhood cultural enricher

that would be helpful tho

you INSENSITIVE CIS MALE WHITE SUPREMICIST

ITS THEIR WAY OF LIFE.
HOW DARE YOU

I'll probably end up joining the army or something

but the only thing I dont like about the army is the gay ass traditions.
seriously if I didnt have to do some stupid parades or whatever I'd happily go into combat.

I know, they told us all that. I'm in the army cadets ;-;

I'd say the specific unit but 1) you'd not care and 2) you'd be able to find out my actual locality.

Ha same

I have another who did a bunch of pre-emptive training and in the end didnt join because he'd "not have enough time to play vidya"

fucking retard.
cunts lanky as aids too; he shakes an old man and has no muscle or fat on him whatsoever

Australian, although in nofunallowed's case it's New Zealand

Though NZ is more based around peacekeeping operations if memory serves correct

Back off (on?) topic, I want to get a Xiaomi MiBand to replace my Fitbit Surge

fitbits are overpriced gimmicks, and what's worse is that they dont work with 90% of phones ;-;

It works as a watch

but it can't, say, let me control music or vibrate when I get a text.

it does that for other phones like samsungs and imemes

yeah basic research shows it can do all the things my surge /should/ be able to do

my surge does last a week on one charge, though.
not sure about the memeband 2

Alright, that sounds good 😃

I don't feel my phone vibrate like 99% of the time

shieeeet

thicc

get a knock-off dragon dildo

a jewish and a chinese conartist have to out-con eachother

who would win

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friendly folk of the african-american race forgot to ask me before borrowing my keyboard, so I kindly went out to find a replacement because I'm a cis white male ally

traps =/= gay

onahole?

oh cheapo fleshlights

I want to get one but my family are dickheads and open the packages I get in the post >_>

cant wait to gtfo and be a poorcunt two weeks behind rent living off of noodles and wallowing in my own failure in a couple years

I actually can't live with my mum til I'm 25 tho

my older brother has already out-neet'd me so I'll be forced to move out somehow right after graduating highschool ;-;

he's 23 and still living here

never had a job

a degree in networking or someshit
i dont know

Where the hell would he go?

He has no friends, not anymore.

I think the last time he's even touched a girl since his formal date back in the end of 2012

he's a redpill tho

I'm 16 :, )

He's not depressed.
He's just stuck.
No one will hire him and he has no connections.

I think he gave up on trying to get a job half way through this year.
Just got burnt out after sending resumes days after days.

I'm losing my job next week anyway.
Domino's sold the store to some indian guys, but they don't want to buy any ebikes so I'll be laid off.

Yup

Australia

Second fastest in the store.

I'm 16 ._.

Yes.

God yes.

Way overpriced.

$800+

$1000 is the normal price.

Learners needs 100 hours

then you get your P plate, which means you can drive by yourself

but I have no money

because I get underpaid and my shifts are shorter than the list of your sexual encounters.

Aye, g1 is the same here but 100 hours isntead of 1 year, or 80 hours if you do training

g2 is restricted af just like your first P plate

second P plate is practically a full license but a few restrictions

and full license is, of course, full license

I want a job in retail or something to do with electronics.

we call it officeworks in australia, but yeah.

what do you mean tore?

I have nothing formal or spectacular for a resume or anything

I'm straight C's in school, my only work experience thus far is domino's, and I have no extracurricular or awards given to me ever. Sure, employers loves seeing "I do cadets ayy" because >muh initiative but whatever.

And because I'm a dumbass I missed out on a apprenticeship given to me on a silver platter...

1 year apprenticeships in network stuff or something on those lines; basically setting up telecommunications and networks.

@StormSplurge but I hate drugs ;-;

I don't like the idea of addiction or needing something to fake being happy...or, you know, the cost.
I don't even like booze because when I'm drunk my friends are happy but I just get depressed.

Also it's illegal.
And I'm still looking into joining the army, where I have to not have a criminal record.

cya

Sums up the previous conversation pretty well

yes