Nice

I fucked up and now I'm a security guard in Auckland

My step-brother was a security guard for WINZ, got the shit kicked out of him and doesn't do it anymore

I'll probably end up joining the army or something

but the only thing I dont like about the army is the gay ass traditions.
seriously if I didnt have to do some stupid parades or whatever I'd happily go into combat.

It's all about disipline

If you can't follow orders in a parade, how would you follow orders in battle

I know, they told us all that. I'm in the army cadets ;-;

I'd say the specific unit but 1) you'd not care and 2) you'd be able to find out my actual locality.

lel

I have a faggot friend in the Navy... enough said.

Ha same

I have another who did a bunch of pre-emptive training and in the end didnt join because he'd "not have enough time to play vidya"

fucking retard.
cunts lanky as aids too; he shakes an old man and has no muscle or fat on him whatsoever

What army is this?

Australian, although in nofunallowed's case it's New Zealand

Though NZ is more based around peacekeeping operations if memory serves correct

NZ SAS has seen offensive action in the middle east

Not sure about the general army

Back off (on?) topic, I want to get a Xiaomi MiBand to replace my Fitbit Surge

fitbits are overpriced gimmicks, and what's worse is that they dont work with 90% of phones ;-;

Yours doesn't work anymore?

It works as a watch

but it can't, say, let me control music or vibrate when I get a text.

it does that for other phones like samsungs and imemes

I think the miband 2 is definitely the most well reviewed chinkband so I would probably go with that though I have no first hand experience

yeah basic research shows it can do all the things my surge /should/ be able to do

my surge does last a week on one charge, though.
not sure about the memeband 2

my memeband 2 lasts at least 2 weeks on a charge

@penguin

Alright, that sounds good 😃

honestly the only issue i've had with it is that the notification icons feature is kinda useless

it only has special icons for a few apps, so it just says "app" on screen for most of my notifications

I don't feel my phone vibrate like 99% of the time

yup, i had the same issue, and this thing solves it

it would just be nice to see the type of notification too

shoo shoo, Kaito stinky chinky

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476775775623.webm

My memeband 2 has been up for a month

Without charging, I only connect occasionally to phone to sync tho

45% battery left