got them from this college I've been in contact with for the past uh

6 years

got one in 2012 and in 2015

oh also I got a pot of chinese tea that may or may not be entirely legal

but it smells nice

I've got keychains, two chinese consoles, a ton of gameboy games, poker cards, wavers, loz bricks, a bag of dried berries, several cooking books, a ton of adapters and cables

i am the ultimate chinkshit enthousiast

even my phones are chinkshit, because I use motorola and lenovo

xiaomi? nigger I got you covered I got a shit-tier xiaomi router

arduino? got like 3 clones yo

yeah I got them in 2013 from a pal who was going back to shanghai, no way I am eating them

I have 5 chink comics

no wait I have 8

3 of which are plants vs zombies

shit fam I even have a nice big chinese bowl that I can put my feet in

shit ton of chopsticks, some of which are decorative

bunch of restaurant menu's, entry tickets, etc.

a large tuzki coffee mug

tiger balm

a fold-up umbrella I got for like 20元 and somehow didn't break yet

pretty glad I got that one at the time because two days later I experience my first three-day long tropical rainstorm

that was pretty cool

i am a god

htpc keyboard, wii classic controller for the gamecube, snes controller for the pc, sd cards, usb sticks

now I think of it, still haven't opened the curry cubes I got

washing cloth

i have a nice scrubby washing cloth to scrub my anal with

my favorite chinkshit adapter is my usb a to usb b adapter

no wait

usb male to usb female

damn straight

well for one I can extend my cables a whole inch

some fags suggested using it to prevent usb wear but if you use this you actually stress the port more lmao

no clue why these things are a thing

I got like 10 different models of micro-usb readers

two actually work and another one is a fucking card cannon

ejects the cart at insane force

why are people so autistic about ordering batteries?

I order coincells all the time, recently ordered a new battery for my gba sp and last summer I ordered two batteries for my camera

never had a problem

ehhhhh

@Berserk64 I don't actually own a pocket yet but there's really not much of a reason to get one

I mean I own a red gameboy, a yellow and skeleton gameboy color, three purple gameboy advances and a gameboy sp

I really only use the sp because I can charge it with USB

having that said if you didn't yet get a usb cable off the chinkweb, go do it, they're great

I'm actually about to order three cubes and I'm looking for a decent spinner on aliexpress

because I always fiddle with adapters and stuff while working

figured I might as well get one and see if it's any good

pffff stress balls are for fucking normies

I work from home :^)

lel they even sell them with shockproof protectors

for the autismos that throw their toys at people

ugh I love using aliexpress but their website is fucking cancer sometimes

>search item
>20000 results
>sort by seller rating
>it's 1800 results now, faggot

also their retarded long URL's

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pepe-the-frog-Sad-frog-3D-Eye-Mask-Cover-Sleeping-Funny-Rest-Sleep-Anime-Gift/32710967842.html

Turns out you can get the little red book on AliExpress, only 7 bucks

to attach extra autism spinners

duh

Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-Tung (The Little Red Book), $6.99
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/The-Quotations-from-Chairman-Mao-Tse-Tung-the-Little-Red-Book-Chinese-English-books-for-adults/32681913584.html

that's not a bad usecase

oh yeah sorry

micro sd readers

I use this one a lot https://www.aliexpress.com/item/TOP-QUALITY-MINI-Super-Speed-USB-2-0-Micro-SD-SDXC-TF-Card-Reader-Adapter-APR/32646418878.html

works really well, great build quality too

fuck sd cards in general tho

flimsy ass pieces of self-corrupting shit

psp owners lol

i use my raspberry pi as htpc

I have a server that runs Plex and I use my rpi to connect to it

I have a dualboot setup so I can also boot up retropie

omg i can't wait for the chinkshit I ordered yesterday to arrive

three autismo cubes

one autismo spinner

and The Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung

also known as "The Little Red Book"

it was only $7

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/The-Quotations-from-Chairman-Mao-Tse-Tung-the-Little-Red-Book-Chinese-English-books-for-adults/32681913584.html

it's the ultimate chinkshit literature

honestly though I just thought it was pretty fucking cool

I mean if I saw Mein Kampf or the Tao for $7 I'd pick it up too

I still regret not buying the bootleg mein kampf I saw on a shanghai market back in 2012

stuff like this is also a great conversation starter

just leave it on your coffee table when you have guests over

my parents check up on me every couple weeks

probably to see if I haven't killed myself yet or something idk

what is his twitch about

oh

is it available on arm platforms

nope it isnt

dang I need more games for on my retropie

kek