kinda pissed because it's a 100k+ rated seller

those usually arrive fast

to be fair I forgot about the cable lol

I noticed that it helps a lot when you talk to them in chinklish

"Hello friend!"

"I wish you very health and happy day"

shit like that

lol

I tried to order 1kg of fuji apples once but the seller canceled the order because he forgot to specify the minimum order of 20kg

I got my money back and an invite to see his farm

Yeah except his farm is about 100km south from bejing

lol

"Hello, cable has not arrive and it almost three months since I order, what happen?[Cry][Cry][Cry]"

there we go

can you guys recommend fidget cubes

but i like switches

>faggot fape shit right next to him

>hotdog fingers

don't tell me how to live my life

you're not my dad

chinks should invent simulated tendies

holy fuck I didn't even notice the wart

literally

how are they regarding payments

all I use is ideal and straight up cc, I don't trust paypal

@Lefteris get the 369-in-1

it has about a dozen GBA roms, whole bunch of gameboy and a shit ton of nes

it's also real 369-in-1, no repeats

it also has a racist megaman romhack if I remember correctly

Here you go @Lefteris https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Nintendo-Video-Game-Compilations-369-in-1-Game-Cartridge-Console-Card-English-Language-Version/32775815429.html

I used that seller, arrived in two weeks

There's really not a whole lot of videogame sellers on AliExpress 😦

oh also all the games actually save

Haven't tried out trading yet

I have ordered a game or two off DealExtreme years ago but their shipping is terrible

haha ikr

though that's standby

I can get about three days with heavy usage

haven't tried the powersaver mode yet

yeah they usually don't deliver on mondays

you can buy LOZ blocks

they sell for like 2 to 3 bucks, are 8 times smaller than regular lego and you get like 300 parts

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170508131109&SearchText=loz+blocks

I have snorlax, pikachu, charmander and a doreamon I picked up at a Lawson's in Shanghai https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LOZ-Pokeball-Pikachu-Toy-Charmander-Bulbasaur-Squirtle-Mewtwo-Eevee-Child-Anime-Building-Blocks-Brinquedos-Toys-for/32807734591.html

they easily take 30 to 60 minutes to construct

oh fuck they have big sets now

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DIY-Mini-Building-Nano-blocks-children-gifts-model-Educational-toys-naval-aircraft-carrier-transport-machine-series/32787465249.html

1300 pieces lmao

raspberry pi displays?

mediocre at best but they're doable

ehhh

they tend to do multiple steps at the same time

btw they're rated ages 9+ because they are seriously small

They're real fun though because they're not lego bootlegs

hahaha that's some high quality bootleg alright

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-casual-faggot-fire-hiphop-concert-shirt-O-neck-sweatshirt-3d-print-womens-mens-cartoon-pullover/32796591156.html

heheheheh it says faggot

yeah

I remember in 2012 when beats headphones became popular

you could buy deats over at people's square

found the photo

deats.bydr.dre

pal of mine got a rolex bootleg in shanghai in 2012

survived two weeks before it literally fell apart lol

the clockwork was solid though

i wish i had the motivation to write reviews about the chinkshit I own

because I probably own more chinkshit than the average person

I mean I even got fucking chinkshit cooking books

I'm at the osama bin laden poker cards level

Nah but I visited shanghai twice

dated a chink for like 18 months too

I even own chinese soda cans lel

Mirinda, Coca Cola and Fanta

nah we just realized we didn't really have too much of a future together

we're still friends and talk now and then

always marry a class up

It's not *really* arranged marriage

parents pretty much serve as a dating service

Another chinese friend of mine recently married to the third guy she dated

note that they married like, two months after meeting

they're happy together though, these dating markets know how to match

don't see anything wrong with that

lol ikr

Huh, now you mention it, I don't really remember seeing any graveyards on the maps in Shanghai

I guess they just throw everybody in the ovens

heh

traditional religion is pretty cool though

pretty much "don't be a dick" and "respect nature or whatever"

MUH 5000 YEARS OF CULTURE

when I left shanghai last summer this fucking faggot pal of mine gave me a god damn vacuum packed chicken as a parting gift

knowing full and well customs blocks that shit

what the fuck kind of parting gift is a chicken anyways

I wonder if the hotel threw it away by now

I left it in the shared fridge lmao

再见黑鬼

what chinkshit collector level am I if I own a chinese school uniform

**two** chinese school uniforms