You're welcome

@porco

No

We're full

Fuck off

@CptReiko Show me your hard throbbing vagina

Or I won't say where those cute plushies are

Yeah, you know those with beady eyes and squeak to talk

I know the good shit

But I'm a hustler

Y-yamate

Also, Reiko, there are some nice Invader Zim plushies

Bought some for my girlfriend, it's great quality and she loves them

What the

!ali chicken

!ali pusheen

"bad trolling"

Of course the weeb gets butthurt lmao

damn he didn't get butthurt

Based janny

@Matthew Yeah there is, they are called beta males, orbiters and virgins

AOSP keyboard is great

It isn't a keylogger

@porco How

Yeah but how

"boyfriend knows"

Why don't you ask your father? Oh wait...

Hey guys, so I have a digital family photo on my PC, but I want to turn it into a physical one.

Is there a chink service that would offer that or?

I just want a high quality physical photo, that I can frame.

Thanks for the suggestions, guys.

Hah, got 'em

Delete this.

Hips > Ass > Breasts

I don't want any woman of mine dying in labour.

@Matthew Of course, if she doesn't have fertile hips I am not messing around with her.

And you're still online talking to virgin losers?

You're almost 30 years old?

God I hate discord.

So have you found your wife yet, Matthew?

You can’t leak pre in an MOV!
You cannot score with an MP4!
You can’t blow grease in PNGs!
You can’t blast pearl in a VR girl!
You can’t ink the squid in a pixel grid!
You can’t put slime in an ethernet line!
You can’t fling glop in a fucking laptop!
You can’t put the stiff in an animated GIF!
You can’t shoot phlegm in a damn WEBM!
You can’t shake the leg of a fucking JPEG!
You can’t stick the hard in a graphics card!
You can’t launch brood in a screen my dude!
You can’t squirt chowder in a wireless router!
You can’t unloadum your scrotum in a modem!
You can’t unleash the horde in a fucking keyboard!
You cum on my mouse, you get out of my house!

Then don't go to crowded places.

Where do you find women?

If you say bars and or clubs, you are disqualified.

But you just said..

You sick fuck, you!!

Oh I see.

Is he really old or is he pretending?

I'm kinda confused.

Marriage is a scam....

That's a very sad way to view the most beautiful thing you can do for someone.

Not everything is just economical.

Why date her then?

You have to let her go, Matthew.

That's not what marriage is about.

Again you are only thinking of the financial consequences.

It's a very narrow minded view.

Just love her, man.

I'm going to marry my girlfriend and if she leaves me, then I get up on the horse again.

The only reason a person would leave you, is if there is no connection, she is corrupt or you are lacking.

@androidcrawler I saw that.

OOGA BOOGA

u heart no lov woman?
heart weak mind no help

*feminazis*

Yeah...they are totally national socialists...

I have a girlfriend, but okay.

"It has over a 50% failure rate"

Yeah, I wonder who made it that way...

"Why take the risk"

Yeah man, I know what you're saying

Just stay at home

Who even fucking cares lmao just die

Life is a damn risk, Matthew.

"Oh no not everything benefits me, how will I ever recover!"

Maybe don't marry a whore or a slut then.

@CptReiko Get lost, homo, this is for sane people only.

Yeah you like.

Go talk to your father, Reiko.

And then break up with your "boyfriend".

"Marriage scam"

Heh.

The absolute edge on this boy.

I admire you, sonny.

I totally do.

Hey man, I'm not the one who is insecure about his relationship.

And by the way, it takes one to know one.

;^)

@transience He does, he is afraid of taking such a small risk.

"You will get bored of"

Speak for yourself.

Jesus christ, if you can't accept that nothing will forever seem new and interesting.

Then you might aswell give up on life.

No matter how many "relationships" you will have, they will always seem boring or normal at some point.

You will lose some "magic" or whatever dumb term permavirgins use

Needing a 2 door car...

Absolute cuck

605 is all you need or a buick

Two doors are impractical and are only for show offs

"haha it goes vroom vroom, look at me daddy!"

Now have a good evening, lads, I'm off.