im gonna go mow the lawn right now actually

saw some niggers eyeing off my grass like it was savannah

https://i.redd.it/5bvfgzbg5bh11.png

cosmos making a 3d model of himself

finally we can get the sfm's the internet truly craves

the trans in transgender is short for transcend

i dream of e celebs

when i was 16 or something i had a dream sam hyde belted me for ages & i couldn't hear or see anything except sam hyde telling me that this sort of pain is what forges true humans

most ppl who get spinal injuries from car accident die on a stiff

my mate in paramedic school told me

sounds like a tuesday honestly

is it something you're afraid of

?

righ

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i think when you're dead you won't mind

i'd like to be some kind of marionette at my own funeral

& do a little performance for everyone

maybe tell a few jokes based on current headlines

then idk strap me with explosives & send me to space or something

is this where the anxiety comes from

how many times a day do the words 'dead naked' appear next to eachother in your head

anybody here ever seen a person who has had liposuction in real life

they look like fucking aliens man it's fucked up

i dont got one i saw em at the kebab stand

if you google it you just get before & afters from clinics who sell the shit

but yeah the turks who sell kebabs near my place recently upgraded a bunch of their shit due to $ucce$$

& it's run by a grandfather, father & son

& they ALL got liposuction

i'd say they used to be what, 200lbs?

they weren't even like morbidly fat

its probably just what they would do if they came into some money

i tried asking how they all lost all that weight all of a sudden but the dude was just like :) better more healthy :)

so yeah its fucked

theres a big epidemic of ps2 controllers mysteriously dying lately

ps3 controllers also are made of pretty $$ parts & are durable lol

about what the ps2 controllers @Deleted User

yeah they lose buttons

you cant fix em without replacing this internal ribbon circuit they use for pressure sensitive buttons

& you cant get one of those off another ps2 controller so yeah

its over for the dualshock 2

my younger brothers a divorce kid in that exact same sitch except he had the balls to just straight up leave & get the train to dads when he was like 13 & didnt come back since

hes a fucken sick boxer now & bashes ppls heads in amazingly

sent the dude that swooped in on my mum home with broken glasses & black eyes & a broken nose once too

lmfao far from it

just spastic parents from a shit neighborhood lol

lmfao boot me then

nah man i'm talkin about my parents not yrs

nothing i thought you were commenting on my story

i mean gj for having a sick life i spose

is that meant to be a backwards irish flag or some shit

i have no idea what flag that is

its pretty fucked id say yeah

its not that bad though

just boot me then lmfao

thats allright with me man im only here bcuz i got an inv

you can do whatever you want with me fellas

i'm rape for the fucking

ripe**

thats a good slip right there

it's how it goes

im pretty sure everybody chalks up a few good ones a year though

even cubicle working indians

aww yknow just an example of how they have their own unique fuckups that sound like rape in their language of whatever

i could have just as easily said cricket umpires

nah look i already said i don't give a shit

same one ive had since i was like 14 @pd

idk man its a good question honeslty but its stuck

the only way im gonna change me av in here is if we all get different dildo avatars

nah nah you do wanna do it & that's why you're gonna do it

if you didn't wanna do it you wouldn't do it

& i don't care if it happens so do it if you want to

these tribal politics are just another day on the internet

someone already pm'd me ages ago being like oi man change your av you'll get pitted

love a suit & tie lmfao

thats what i was gonna say

like as if i'd be like oi go get a pair of nikes now or you're not allowed to come over

thats a long ass thumb

if it was a dress code

it'd be everyone having matching avatars

yours is sick @pd

a classic

how can you say the bar is low when you have an S rank avatar like that

dong do you know anything about being an high voltage instrumentation mechanic

that's what they picked me for at school

i've been going to school a while, by the way

they reckon i'd be good on a substation

after i get my A grade electrician's liscence & some high voltage safety tickets

i'd be absolutely fucking pulling cash in as well

apparently there's only like a handful of ppl around here who do that shit

& they need cunts

they wanna build a 500,000v substation & i reckon i can work that job for a few years & run off with the pay

bcuz we only have 250,000v atm

then i can finally go out & build a skid pad

& just buy shitboxes & force my mates into private destruction derbies while i control it all with a giant thing i stole from work etc

imagine bringing home some big fuse to pop

oh really thats amazing

i showed them some repair work on CRTs that i did

& they picked me for HV maintenance

& they reckon i should specialise in instrumentation because of my work with the big amps & transformers