@BubblyNoodle We'll pull a CNN and say Russian bots

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But what if you were born with a resting bitch face? Can you then sue for discrimination?

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Lol, the TDS is strong with this one

The government’s still shut down? I haven’t been paying attention at all

It took the CA tax board until October to give me my return in 2017. Don’t tell me about delays.

Oh yeah

Gotta pay the poop scoopers after all

🤢

Compost from human dung sounds... wrong

But what do I know, I work in cubicle

Yeah that’s gross too

Too late for that

It already is

Badumtshhh

Matt is a ‘popular YouTube star’! We should expect the hit piece any day now.

@Niknar84 That’s a constitutional amendment. It will never pass.

@Deleted User that’s what I’m wondering lol

@Beemann I suppose because voting has historically been the right of the citizen?

I guess I don’t have a problem per se of requiring service for the vote, but I don’t want to deny citizenship to those who don’t serve, because then they would not be protected by the constitution

Are you advocating for required service for citizens, like Israel perhaps?

I’d have to think about it, but on principle I’m not opposed

Although you’d have to provide an alternative to those who are unable to serve in the military

For physically disabled people, for example

Oh ok

@Beemann What if we use a tax based system? I had this idea when thinking about the welfare problem.

I haven’t thought it through entirely, but I think people who don’t pay taxes or pay effectively none should not have the vote.

Lol yeah

I mean it also incentivizes people to become financially independent

Ideally there would be a flat tax

You’re either a taxpayer or not. If you are a taxpayer then you’re eligible to vote.

@Deleted User Don’t forget the illegal immigrants voting in SF. Granted it was for a local school board but everyone can see where this is going.

We’re already a sanctuary state

I think his argument is that we already have restrictions on voting, therefore voting isn't a right, it's a privilege

@grant ?

Oh...I think we're talking about different things

@Salacious Swanky Cat I think at the time it was contingent? I don't know the history of women's suffrage all too well tbh

@Salacious Swanky Cat I agree it should be no

@Salacious Swanky Cat But we put other restrictions on it. For example you have to be a certain age, you have to be a citizen, etc

I forget if felons are allowed to vote

They're already trying to take away citizenship as a requirement...

lol

@Salacious Swanky Cat But that's sort of the point. People who are not of age are still citizens, even though they can't vote.

Give the unborn the vote. Outlaw abortion.

@Salacious Swanky Cat Well, it's just an idea that's probably going nowhere.

A bad choice, which you are allowed to make. Yay America.

I say this completely unironically.

What if we explore my idea, which is to make voting contingent upon if you pay taxes?

Income tax

Flat rate

Everyone pays the same percentage

If you pay taxes, you are eligible for the vote

If not, then you don't

Lol, I'd be down for that

My mom took the citizenship test, she said it was super easy

Although I guess @grant is probably right

@Salacious Swanky Cat She said she's forgotten it all lol. It was a decade ago.

@grant Good questions. I don't know.

I want you to convince me that it's a terrible idea.

But I guess if someone paid only $1 based on their income, they're still eligible

@Salacious Swanky Cat It would be contingent on a flat tax system, so it's binary. You're either paying taxes or you're not.

@Countess Yo man, you still got tabs on the Trump wall gofundme?

Well @J Edgar, that’s why Christianity offers forgiveness. 😉

Shush! I’m trying to convert the man!

Lol what

Guys help me out here. What is the proper spelling of Blonde-ism: Collapsitarian or Collapsatarian? Or something else?

https://youtu.be/Dgo5k1nbj4w

The Donald has spoken: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1087541961295314945

I support the military enforcing a ban on women in combat

The military is a place for straight men, and they have one basic purpose: to be as ruthlessly efficient at destroying the enemy as possible. Anything that distracts from that should be discarded.

I watched Saving Private Ryan for the first time over the weekend

Anyone wanting to use the military as an experimental playground for their social justice agenda should be required to watch it

You know what, I see a parallel between the character I hated the most and SJWs. They wax poetic about the moral high ground but when bullets are really flying they’re cowards.

Sue him

As someone who codes for a living, I don’t want to fix the lousy code they’ll surely produce.

I’m also not sure if their brains can handle reading binary. They might explode out of their gender fluid skulls.

Alllllways exorbitantly reasonable: https://youtu.be/ntNzchdHsqg

As an immigrant who assimilated, I’m offended by immigrants who don’t assimilate. Multiculturalism is a micro aggression to me. Now cater to my feelings you peons.

Lmao @grant

Asians tend to not like guns though

Not in our culture to defend 2A