"We must always hold doors open for women, lest they get curious how doors work and join a STEM field"

@Lord Zedd I like to pull out my phone and pretend to be taking a picture and when women ask what I am doing: "Taking your last known photo"

I just got banned for a fucking old meme

https://imgur.com/a/23ff8bt

People are way too sensitive. It was posted for less than 2 seconds. I assume they thought it was antijew

I dunno lol

I remember back when I did use facebook I'd edit the links/descriptions to news stories I shared to make them terrible

I think they stopped the ability to do that

Like when a train hit a bus I'd edit it to say Viral Marketing Campaign for Trainado Vs. Busra Ends in Tragedy

Well, that profile picture is probably okay.

Everybody loves a pinball wizard

Without being overt? You could lower your carbon emissions by just saying covert.

Gonna need 5 bucks for explaining that, payable to Mother Gaia

sorry what?

Ohh

Took me way too long

i am drunk as fuck, shitposting all night

https://imgur.com/a/TBtOdzo

I left facebook ages ago but that's how I am with twitter

I think 4 of my 8 bans were for retweeting Riley Dennis saying "THIS GUY GETS IT!"

I swear to Allah that 3 of those I legitimately thought it was a different man pretending to be a lesbian to get pussy

targeted harassment my feminine penis

Plausible Deniability is easy these days

I am going to call you Mandatory Curry

I joke, I am sorry

I am not in a good state

In fact, it's a Province

LOL "I'll not play even if I could"

you just block-blocked him

They really make it hard to cyber marry them these days

it's just terrible

What's the worst thing you've seen today?

I have your slipper

Don't get me wet

Hogaaan!

Can you help me find the dad, I need to marry

Our civil right to employ our own crisis actors

Wow, sorry you broke up with your boyfriend.

"a neutered house cat lives longer"

I like that one, new to me

Gender fluid should only come up when deciding who sleeps on the wet side of the mattress

to me Question is the name of a space beaver given to

a space beaver, who accompanied a man on the Biavian mothership

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKRGX1a-JBE

Great Oprah bit

ice t on oprah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fO-KzW1YXw

>I'm not sure anyone is following it

>the remind side

Almost forgot, thanks

I am really getting tired of these child drag queens

https://imgur.com/a/nhvSl8N

I'm being silly, but yeah, could have worded it better making that joke

How ya doing Shadows?

Oh, I know. I am good. I am honored you think I was alive 1000s of years ago.

I didn't even consider the avatar

This isn't your typical Borg Queen

https://imgur.com/a/ADGeZtv

more, gaytypical

if worried about clicking, it's just borg queen with freddie mercury face

I named my stache Squirtcatcher

If you want to taste piss when we kiss, urine luck

Matt and I were once assimilated outside Federation space. We're two giant Star Trek homos

Is a game of Chess a resource? Cause I heard that caused Vietnam

(i'm kidding)

Yeah, we could then include dopamine and then every conflict ever................

"say you have a rival" See my username

I guess what I wonder is, how whittled down can the definition of resource become while retaining your having a point?

That's exactly what I said when I broke up with my last girlfriend.

I stole that resource

While I joke, I think you're right that the simplicity is the issue

Who said anything about her?

But jokes aside, I would like for elaboration

DJ, what would a conflict look like, if not for resources, as you define them?

Good night Shadows

Your remaining is a resource causing conflict between DJ and I

😉

Do you consider it greed when a fugitive task force catches a prison escapee?

I see a lot more than black and white

Or is it only when it is unjustified?

Again I have to wonder, since you seem to be claiming all conflict has to do with resource acquisition, what would a conflict look like without that impetus, via your terms?

What would God need with a Starship?

I mean, conflict could arise between two people with different opinions on that interpersonal level, do we then say the resource is the winner's opinion?

I think what must be examined and you might be missing is the actual intent of the people involved

lust?

sorry, i am horny

I may be motivated by lust right now, but the abundance of porn online means there isn't really a conflict

Alexa: Play John Lenon's Imagine

Triumph of the Will?

😉

Exactly Shadows, one easy example is, when I give 35 cents to a homeless person on the street, unless I double back and ask for a blowjob, or my girlfriend sees it, or I make sure to tell instagram, what do I gain?

I went off on the greed aspect fuck, I am drunk

sorry if that didn't make sense

Public Enemy: Fear of a Jew Planet

It just seems like overly simplistic association. Just yesterday I saw an ice-cream freezer on the side of the road whilst driving with a friend. I got excited and he said "What would you even do with that?" I responded: "I would smoke a cigarette. And also have an ice-cream freezer. I would cut my fingernails. And also have an ice-cream freezer" and that went on until he told me to shut the fuck up.

But do you have an ice-cream freezer?

no, that is my broken resource waste of space

I'll put DJ's body in it, that will not be a greedy act, but it might cause conflict

What about William Wallace? What freedom did that which he fought for take away from Longshanks?

oh wait

i take that back