Alan (Discord ID: 255459844306239499), page 1

Yeah, me too, captain sent me away to deal with some shit just in time

>when someone shoots you with stun and it's reflected cuz you have ablative vest

fucking rekt kiddo

nothing personnel

>using macros

you should be rule 0'd

>not just playing Comdom

you can do whatever you want

>Comdom
>RP role

Please, comdom is a head of security on steroids

it was so obvious that something was up

if i wasnt being nice i would have blown those borgs and burned into the core with thermite

>sec borg in telecomms

>AI asking me to say please

>shocking a mechanic

are you retarded

then you were lucky

dying/10

ICKY OCKY

he didnt lie

the borg just flat out ignored him

and borged you anyway

>he's happy

yeah im' sure he's fucking thrilled about his situation

box

JUST

FUCK

when

status

status

i guess it wasnt clear enough

im sure that will go over well when you're ahelped

well tbh you did it wrong

assistant>medical doctor>station engineer>atmos engineer>etc

is there a way to see your notes without bothering admins now?

>not balding

check your privilege

mechanics is fun

t. powergamer

>0 responsebility

they're responsible for replacing machines, upgrading them, helping with engineering etc

fuck off horatio scientists never do that

>I literally upgrade my machines

enough said

i hate those "You're not the boss of me" faggots

nigga

if you dont want a boss sign up as captain

Kammer, if they don't listen you demote them, simple

what

what's your point here kammer?

admins should just reply with "IC issue" for shit like that

So whenever someone ticked him off he went and brutalized them is what I'm getting here

>Yred being a shitler

>this means no one can demote people

dude

>going into someone elses department

>stunnig them without word

>sleep toxining them

>not calling security

[04:58:57] Unknowmin PM to-Yred/(Reese Kiefer): Demotions are usually an IC issue, yes, but HOW you do it makes all the difference sometimes

no i just happened on that line 4/5ths of the way down

so he can just skip escalation then is what you're saying?

"Alright, I'm done with this, you're demoted."

instead of flashing and dunking

what reviire said could be a entirely different situation

stacking a fridge "wrong"

compared to for example letting slimes wander around xenobiology or science

i remember once when i was new to chemistry long ago

i made 2 pills, one called Dont eat this 1, and one called dont eat this 2, of course it was water and potassium

so i put them in the bar and sat down and waited

mfw someone ate them

probably

>13 votes for box

>4 for deff

It's deff!

lmao just learn on the real server and flood everything

or learn the hard way you need plasma glass to contain fires

>5 hour extended

>2 survivors

how

remove wizard while at it

end was nice

admin should have done that shit 3 hours earlier though

they were incompetent

one walked into the supershard

he had a position beacon it his body

dont be so quick to assume mai pai

mai pai cant read

it's always been like that

sorry for not noticing you were missing

lel

the captain

who were you emil

5

nah like 1700

or later i think

shame on the CE that sharded himself

yeah

walked into the shard

>"You can't murder a confirmed antag!"

what was the result on the borg material synth vote?

you remember it

well i assume you picked otherworld

but if you pick otherworld you'll reincarnate as something else

so you're basically immortal

thats why you pick memory and otherworld i guess

"Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight"

he blew the cover 2 minutes in

started cutting cameras

i told sec to go to the mining station and start busting heads

we found cult shit

then we found a message on his pda

from the other cult mebmer lmao

asking for the word

so we arrested him asap

the hos?

yeah

you were the detective, emil?

homoghost, i was laughin my ass off as you wre trying to open the window

and kept telling you to do it faster

i busted you both those times

i immediately just thought "cult"

everyone has to powergame

when its cult/rev

if i dont powergame as captain the entire crew will be cult in 20 minutes

screwdriver crowbar screwdriver

or just right click and rotate

trying to remember the name of the first cult that was caught

he was a shaft miner

what revealed him was he cut cameras

so the ai just said "cameras cut mining station"

also the two first cult members were turbogay

they fucking went braindead when they were caught and deculted

we did

order a lot of implants

wouldnt have worked tbh

i was checking toxins every 5 minutes

medbay/science is fucking breeding ground for cults

CULTS HATE HIM

http://puu.sh/xQg4Z/76329a5292.png

but atleast you secured your valids lel

Durgen, I know how to borg people, but I asked you or whoever else it was if you could

it's called delegating

we got 15 people readied up

JOIN UP SHEEPLE

>have mechanical heart

>get shot with ion

antag every round

>he doesnt like FREEDOM

if you dont use hotkey you are gimping yourself tbh

dont you gotta click to drop shit, switch hand, equip etc when not using hotkeys?

nothing of value was lost if they cant take a joke

why would you remove nt default

yeah it's great

that's not so great

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Silicon_Laws

"In case of conflict, higher priority laws override lower priority laws either partially or totally depending on the nature of conflict. Let's take a few examples :"

so I'm pretty sure that you can't just do whatever when someone breaks a window on nt default

1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.
2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.

you can only ignore a law when it's in conflict with a higher law

so you can't kill someone for breaking a window, for example

you have to try and stop them with other means

no you cant

you can only ignore lower laws when in they conflict with the higher laws

protecting the station, and serving the crew and protecting the crew are not mutually exclusive

then admins are shit who dont bother getting into it

no ditzy

if someone breaks a window, then you have to try and stop them from destroying the window obviously, but you can't murder them outright

hey

here is from the wiki

You are to protect the station itself to the best of your ability. If someone or something clearly threatens to destroy the station, you can act with extreme prejudice to stop them. Note that this one applies to direct and obvious station destruction, killing someone because they broke a window will get you in trouble quickly.

on NT Default

>admins dont enforce silicon laws
>therefore you can do whatever you want as silicon on NT default

not mad, just dont want silicons to do that shit in the future

it's not your fault admins dont enforce laws

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Silicon_Laws

go down to NT Default

NT Default is the best lawset

and I'll keep uploading it

I broke two windows and then I stopped Turbo

2 minutes later your borgos come in and murder me

ITS LITERALLY NOT

then you're basically back at asimov

what is the point

asimov is fine on extended*

anyway ill make a discussion thread on the forum

"You realize how long we haven't followed laws?"

we'll discuss it in the thread

everyone gets nuked

because everyone shits

because organic lifeform

nice law

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3979

for the discussion on NT default

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3979
for the discussion on NT Default

@Turbo http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3979

yeah i did rha

lol no

it was within their laws appearantly

maipai

maipai, you can't outright ignore the other laws

guys

please reply to the thread

not just shitposting here

your solution is shit

AI on asimov is trash

NT Default is for when you got shit going down and the Asimov AI/Borgs are more of a hindrance than help to the captain/security

what

go on

"Oh my god comms are down and there's a cult"

*Singulooses your station*

so what's the verdict?

round was boring anyway

fucking wizards trying to be peaceful

how do you even do that

also can captains not roll antag anymore

?

you'll never be round start changeling captain again

>le friendly antag

piss of m8

try tellng that to an admin

Should give that to the captain, and a borer and a nymph with an egun

while wearing riot shield and ablative armor

yes

Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ won with 1 vote and a 5% chance of winning.
Metaclub/ had 1 vote and a 5% chance of winning.
Box Station/ had 16 votes and a 84% chance of winning.
Bagel Station/ had 1 vote and a 5% chance of winning.

Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ won with 1 vote and a 5% chance of winning.
Metaclub/ had 1 vote and a 5% chance of winning.
Box Station/ had 16 votes and a 84% chance of winning.
Bagel Station/ had 1 vote and a 5% chance of winning.

fuck off with this shit

we dont want to play fucking deff

time for another lowpop during euro prime time lmao

xd

yep

just had a deff round

then we get another deff round

its not like i wanted to play today

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please save us

>without good reason

fuck you

thanks mustard

alteast it could be that a map would need like 25% of the votes atleast

all maps are equal 😉

what does your boss say when you come in tired?

le friendly wizard meme

yeah that's what they do

and when they get bored they release the singularity

because they can

im not talking about AI

also wizards aren't human

just like vampires, changelings

im pretty sure they're not considered human

i dont