I got good money. Tax free

It allowed me to become a neet for a full year when I got home

Outside of being with my ex, it was the best year of my life

There was one girl that was demoted and njp'd for getting caught sucking off a sgt on duty.

That's not what you do

You aim high or go home

Spread your legs for some lonely brass

That's a bit unobtanium

Realistically a major or captain

Someone you can approach without it causing suspicion at first

In a pinch staff ncos will do

Bare minimum a gunnery sergeant

Good luck

Start working on your sucking ability

Loosen up your asshole

You'll accomplish great things in the military kid

I look forward to you being honored during a sporting events half time show for serving half a deployment until you got pregnant

Mistakes into miracles

Chick I know got pregnant so she wouldn't have to deploy.

She was honored during the 2 period intermission of a college hockey game here. Mad me pretty angry

Starting to sound like an incel

But I stand by my stance

Women don't belong in the military

I'd be much more comfortable deploying with gay men. Gay men are still men. I trust them to be able to fireman carry me if I get hurt. Or drag me out of direct fire

How about this for having cake and eating it too. Deploying with traps

Traps still have more testosterone than women

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I'm past my liking trap phase though

I almost entered a relationship with one. Was a bit traumatizing dealing with that bag of crazy and I realized during that time I wanted to have my own children some day

To be young and stupid again

I wonder if she followed through with her suicide threats

I wash my hands of it

It wasn't my fault she was that messed up

Yah

Thighs to die for

I'm an ass and thigh guy

This was 5 or 6 years ago

I don't know where they are

I realised why I'm into thighs and ass though

I want nice healthy birthing hips

To help her rear my many sons

Nothing gets me going like a rocking zettai ryouikki though

I'll never be fully free of my weeb tendencies and I'm ok with that

Ugh

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A little thiccer though is more to my liking. I don't want my unborn children starving.

I resent that my ex didn't feed into my leg wear fetish. She'd did leggings sometime.

Also she was into brother sister role play. That was lit

I was in Minnesota

https://v.redd.it/rawovhwjl4921

That was literally me Thanksgiving trying to talk to my "fiscally conservative and socially liberal" brother in law

My brother and I were working on him. But then my brother in law brought up "Judeo Christian values" and my brother starts ranting about Israel. I think that's too early

In law is a neocon

I just like making frogs gay

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😥

Hot

Sterilize all weebs

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I would really like a good wholesome girl to fall into my lap

Wammen are really good

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It's a pretty tame server

I've yet to see a raid here

I miss Jeb posting

I want to experience the 2016 election again. Was a surreal experience

I have a feeling it'll be a shitshow

Anything's better than midterms though

I just see there being more gaslighting and more baseless allegations

I've just been going though my old meme folder and getting nostalgic

Really wish the Seth Rich investigation got off the ground. Would have been the most amazing if "weaponized" autism was able to implicate the DNC in his death

Do I want to know what knotting means?

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Now I want pickles

She aged well

Not all women are that heavily blemished

Easiest way I could think of, is if you tried to feed an extra round through the ejection port

I've never seen this happen before. I looked online and most the pics are just of a spent brass case getting in there, which makes more sense. Case fails to eject and the next round pushes the case up, getting it jammed when the bolt carrier goes back forward.

The remedy is to try and push the bolt back with a finger and pull the charging handle back and forth until the case falls out

Onoes. I have to keep my love for Israel

Lord have mercy on my soul

Thinking of trying to convince her that ancaps are the true anarchists lol

Studies plant medicine and the stars...

Spouts meme shit about her zodiac

Women are the worst

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The amount of research that went into that snippet. 0. Maybe, just maybe they took a 30 second glance at a Wikipedia article