FuckHands McMike

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2018-01-25 22:39:22 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

Russian bots

2018-01-25 22:39:25 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

please respond

2018-01-28 06:43:01 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

have you guys heard about this?

2018-01-28 06:44:02 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

To summarize, Chase Rachels is an extremely right wing libertarian, wrote a very popular book called "Spontaneous Order." He has been trying to take out the leftists elements that have near total control of the community. He writes another book about how culture in important and how libertarianism is actually extremely, if not the most extreme right wing ideology. Asks Hans Hoppe to write a foreward for the new book. Hoppe reads the book and loves it, agrees to write the foreward for the book.

2018-01-28 06:44:55 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

Everything is fine until (((someone))) at the Mises institute hears about this, goes full commie and finds the proposed book cover that was meant to be private. (pic relevant) This "person" throws an autistic shit fit and people at Mises tell Hoppe to withdraw his support and foreward of the book. Hoppe tells Chase he is being FORCED to withdraw his support. (probably monetary / academic threats)

2018-01-28 06:45:04 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

Rachel's says he'd be happy to change the proposed cover as it has not been made public. This message goes unanswered by several people. Now Mises has scrubbed every reference to Chase Rachels from their site.

2018-01-28 06:45:24 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

The lesson, is the same lesson we have always learned. Once the left has their hooks in something it can never be right wing again. They're like an incurable disease. They'll play as dirty as possible to prevent you from winning.

2018-01-31 04:38:57 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

it was terribe. all they did was ramble about how Blumpf needs to get impeached while crying into their pussy hats

2018-01-31 04:48:41 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/408121386079354892/fry_drool_fuck.jpg

2018-01-31 04:50:43 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

same, it'd be a freakshow

2018-01-31 05:23:10 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

"We'll be seeing the return of the #BlueWave in the 2018 midterms. Blumpf and his fascist racist fans should be scared!"

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2018-01-31 13:55:46 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

nice LARP

2018-02-01 00:00:39 UTC [Subverse #fake-news]  

Imagine having your degree, accomplishments, and personality taking a backseat to the fact that you have a different sex organ than some other people

2018-02-01 01:18:47 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

gay

2018-02-01 01:18:56 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

jk

2018-02-01 01:19:15 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

I just like busting balls

2018-02-01 04:33:55 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

Iโ€™m gay and this is fucking disgusting

2018-02-01 05:40:56 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

@Good can u stop shilling your gay alt-right livejournal, my dude

2018-02-02 17:50:34 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

the hero we need

2018-02-04 05:09:29 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

mirrored is better imho

2018-02-04 05:09:35 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

but gloss drop is solid

2018-02-04 05:09:45 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

ladidadi was shit tho lmfao

2018-02-04 05:37:56 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

whatcha sippin on this Saturday night, ๐Ÿ‡ง ellas?

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2018-02-04 22:10:02 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

Styx is the GOAT

2018-02-04 22:10:16 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

Also, is everyone ready to do a big think?

2018-02-04 22:10:19 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/409833077339062272/image.jpg

2018-02-04 22:10:22 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

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2018-02-04 22:10:26 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

2018-02-05 21:03:26 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

(doorbell rings)
Chalmers: โ€œWell, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.โ€
Skinner: โ€œAh, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope youโ€™re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!โ€
Chalmers (muttering): โ€œYeah.โ€
(Skinner enters the kitchen to find smoke coming from his oven)
Skinner (panicked): โ€œOh egads! My roast is ruined!โ€ (He pauses to think for a moment) โ€œBut what ifโ€ฆ I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!โ€
(He begins to exit via the window, Chalmers enters the kitchen)
Song: โ€œSkinner, with his crazy explanations / The Superintendentโ€™s gonna need his medication / When he hears Skinnerโ€™s lame exaggerations thereโ€™ll be trouble in town tonight!โ€
Chalmers (yelling): โ€œSeymour!โ€
Skinner: โ€œSuperintendent, I was justโ€ฆ Stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?โ€
Chalmers: โ€œWhy is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?โ€
Skinner: โ€œOh, that isnโ€™t smoke, itโ€™s steam! Steam from the steamed clams weโ€™re having! Mmm, steamed clams.โ€
(Chalmers exits the kitchen, Skinner jumps out the window and runs across the street to Krusty Burger)
(Cut back to Skinnerโ€™s dining room, Skinner comes out of the kitchen with a platter full of hamburgers and french fries)
Skinner: โ€œSuperintendent, I hope youโ€™re ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!โ€
Chalmers: โ€œI thought we were having steamed clams.โ€
Skinner: โ€œNo, no - I said steamed hams! Thatโ€™s what I call hamburgers.โ€
Chalmers: โ€œYou call hamburgers steamed hams.โ€
Skinner: โ€œYes! Itโ€™s aโ€ฆ regional dialect.โ€
Chalmers: โ€œUh-huh. What region?โ€
Skinner: โ€œUhโ€ฆ Upstate New York.โ€
Chalmers: โ€œReally? Well Iโ€™m from Utica and Iโ€™ve never heard anyone use the phrase โ€˜steamed hamsโ€™.โ€

2018-02-05 21:03:35 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

Skinner: โ€œOh, not in Utica, no. Itโ€™s anโ€ฆ Albany expression.โ€
(The conversation pauses as they both begin to eat the burgers)
Chalmers: โ€œYou know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.โ€
Skinner: โ€œOh, no, patented Skinner burgers! Old family recipe.โ€
Chalmers: โ€œFor steamed hams.โ€
Skinner: โ€œYes!โ€
Chalmers: โ€œYes, and you call them โ€˜steamed hamsโ€™ despite the fact they are obviously grilled.โ€
Skinner (flustered): โ€œYou know, theโ€ฆ One thing I shouldโ€ฆ Excuse me for one moment.โ€
Chalmers: โ€œOf course.โ€
(Skinner enters the kitchen, which is clearly on fire. After a moment, he re-emerges, stretching)
Skinner: โ€œWell, that was wonderful, a good time was had by all. Iโ€™m pooped!โ€
(Chalmers begins to stand, looking at his watch)
Chalmers: โ€œYes, I should be-โ€œ (he notices the blaze in the kitchen) โ€œGood Lord, what is happening in there?โ€
Skinner: โ€œAurora Borealis.โ€
Chalmers: โ€œA- Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?โ€
Skinner: โ€œYes!โ€
Chalmers (after a brief pause): โ€œMay I see it?โ€
Skinner: โ€œNo.โ€
(The two exit Skinnerโ€™s house, pausing at the front door)
Chalmers: โ€œWell, Seymour, I must say - you are an odd fellow, butโ€ฆ You steam a good ham.โ€
Agnes Skinner (offscreen): โ€œSeymour! The house is on fire!โ€
Seymour: โ€œNo, Mother, itโ€™s just the northern lights.โ€
(Chalmers begins to walk away)
Agnes: โ€œHelp! Help!โ€
(Chalmers looks back at Seymour, who gives him a thumbs-up)

2018-02-07 22:06:14 UTC [Subverse #fake-news]  

leave vee alone

2018-02-07 22:06:19 UTC [Subverse #fake-news]  

he dindu nuffin

2018-02-09 22:33:33 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/411650861563904011/image.jpg

2018-02-09 22:33:41 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

Hereโ€™s a hot fucking take

2018-02-09 22:34:39 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

Apparently reading books now means you want to establish the white ethnostate

2018-02-09 22:39:10 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

I agree

2018-02-11 02:07:25 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

I want you to eat a bag if dicks? yeah lol

2018-02-11 02:07:43 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

and?

2018-02-11 02:22:29 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

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2018-02-11 02:23:12 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

here's your daily reminder that communism has killed nearly twice as many people as national socialism

2018-02-11 02:23:28 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

wait my math is fucked

2018-02-11 02:23:40 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

nearly *ten times* excuse me

2018-02-11 02:23:52 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

I think you have a thing for me, Joe

2018-02-11 02:24:01 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

you want my gay kulak ass, don't u

2018-02-11 02:24:28 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

but I want you, Joe

2018-02-11 02:24:38 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

I'm attracted to retards

2018-02-11 02:24:55 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

and you also killed 15 million of your own citizens lmfao

2018-02-11 02:25:27 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

no, becuase communism begets murderous, corrupt regimes

2018-02-11 02:25:51 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

idk what 2 tell u my man

2018-02-11 02:26:40 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

so Joe

2018-02-11 02:27:10 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

when can I fuck your gay ass

2018-02-11 02:27:46 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

how many more of your own citizens do you need to starve alive before that happens

2018-02-11 02:28:01 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

me

2018-02-11 02:28:18 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

ah, gotcha

2018-02-11 02:28:35 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

so joe

2018-02-11 02:28:40 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

what are you into

2018-02-11 02:28:52 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

do you like straps?

2018-02-11 02:28:55 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

blindfolds?

2018-02-11 02:29:09 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

can I fuck you with a vodka bottle?

2018-02-11 02:29:26 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

I'm a corpriphiliac, you you better get ready for some shit

2018-02-11 02:29:33 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

I like to smear it on my partner's face

2018-02-11 02:29:45 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

I needd to do that or else I can't get off

2018-02-11 02:29:48 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

you still down?

2018-02-11 02:32:44 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

so Joe

2018-02-11 02:32:49 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

we fuckin or nah

2018-02-11 02:33:23 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

I want you

2018-02-11 02:34:14 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

what a bitch

2018-02-11 02:34:39 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

dude can murder his own citizens with impunity but can't take a dick smh

2018-02-11 02:45:54 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/412076756095336449/1472603522780.jpg

2018-02-11 02:46:13 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

I lied to @Deleted User

2018-02-11 02:46:26 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

what I really get off to is bullying communists off the internet

2018-02-11 22:04:21 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

come join me in my bed

2018-02-11 22:26:58 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

not you

2018-02-12 01:58:19 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

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2018-02-14 23:52:11 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

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2018-02-15 00:01:07 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

now that Vice has sealed its fate, Tim needs to name names

2018-02-15 00:01:14 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

I demand bloodsports

2018-02-15 04:56:12 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/413559098936655872/1518669537551.jpg

2018-02-15 04:56:26 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

where does Nicolas de Jesus belong, boys?

2018-02-15 12:38:31 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

yeah really

2018-02-15 12:38:40 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

what awful forced meme is this

2018-02-16 03:36:56 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

This is seriously the most cancerous meme

2018-02-16 03:37:07 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

Stop forcing it. You look like a fucking mong

2018-02-18 00:11:42 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

Does tim ever actually use discord

2018-02-18 00:11:59 UTC [Subverse #newsroom]  

Iโ€™ve been in here since day one and Iโ€™ve only seen him active once

2018-02-18 04:54:09 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

who agrees

2018-02-19 01:21:06 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

degenerate

2018-02-20 23:28:49 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

fucking murdoch murdoch

2018-02-21 03:53:56 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

whoever you are that posted wesley willis

2018-02-21 03:54:00 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

good taste, my dude

2018-02-21 03:54:44 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

rock and roll mcdonalds, motherfuckers

2018-02-21 03:57:53 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/415718749283418122/1479688031847.png

2018-02-21 15:28:34 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

Oh shit, I didnโ€™t know Matpat was a Klan member

2018-02-21 17:02:55 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

oh boy, I love ambien

2018-02-21 17:03:05 UTC [Subverse #shitposting]  

...I mean tl;dr videos

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