FuckHands McMike
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Jim is a god
have you guys heard about this?
To summarize, Chase Rachels is an extremely right wing libertarian, wrote a very popular book called "Spontaneous Order." He has been trying to take out the leftists elements that have near total control of the community. He writes another book about how culture in important and how libertarianism is actually extremely, if not the most extreme right wing ideology. Asks Hans Hoppe to write a foreward for the new book. Hoppe reads the book and loves it, agrees to write the foreward for the book.
Everything is fine until (((someone))) at the Mises institute hears about this, goes full commie and finds the proposed book cover that was meant to be private. (pic relevant) This "person" throws an autistic shit fit and people at Mises tell Hoppe to withdraw his support and foreward of the book. Hoppe tells Chase he is being FORCED to withdraw his support. (probably monetary / academic threats)
Rachel's says he'd be happy to change the proposed cover as it has not been made public. This message goes unanswered by several people. Now Mises has scrubbed every reference to Chase Rachels from their site.
The lesson, is the same lesson we have always learned. Once the left has their hooks in something it can never be right wing again. They're like an incurable disease. They'll play as dirty as possible to prevent you from winning.
it was terribe. all they did was ramble about how Blumpf needs to get impeached while crying into their pussy hats
same, it'd be a freakshow
"We'll be seeing the return of the #BlueWave in the 2018 midterms. Blumpf and his fascist racist fans should be scared!"
nice LARP
Imagine having your degree, accomplishments, and personality taking a backseat to the fact that you have a different sex organ than some other people
gay
jk
I just like busting balls
Iโm gay and this is fucking disgusting
@Good can u stop shilling your gay alt-right livejournal, my dude
the hero we need
mirrored is better imho
but gloss drop is solid
ladidadi was shit tho lmfao
whatcha sippin on this Saturday night, ๐ง ellas?
Styx is the GOAT
Also, is everyone ready to do a big think?
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(doorbell rings)
Chalmers: โWell, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.โ
Skinner: โAh, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope youโre prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!โ
Chalmers (muttering): โYeah.โ
(Skinner enters the kitchen to find smoke coming from his oven)
Skinner (panicked): โOh egads! My roast is ruined!โ (He pauses to think for a moment) โBut what ifโฆ I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!โ
(He begins to exit via the window, Chalmers enters the kitchen)
Song: โSkinner, with his crazy explanations / The Superintendentโs gonna need his medication / When he hears Skinnerโs lame exaggerations thereโll be trouble in town tonight!โ
Chalmers (yelling): โSeymour!โ
Skinner: โSuperintendent, I was justโฆ Stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?โ
Chalmers: โWhy is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?โ
Skinner: โOh, that isnโt smoke, itโs steam! Steam from the steamed clams weโre having! Mmm, steamed clams.โ
(Chalmers exits the kitchen, Skinner jumps out the window and runs across the street to Krusty Burger)
(Cut back to Skinnerโs dining room, Skinner comes out of the kitchen with a platter full of hamburgers and french fries)
Skinner: โSuperintendent, I hope youโre ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!โ
Chalmers: โI thought we were having steamed clams.โ
Skinner: โNo, no - I said steamed hams! Thatโs what I call hamburgers.โ
Chalmers: โYou call hamburgers steamed hams.โ
Skinner: โYes! Itโs aโฆ regional dialect.โ
Chalmers: โUh-huh. What region?โ
Skinner: โUhโฆ Upstate New York.โ
Chalmers: โReally? Well Iโm from Utica and Iโve never heard anyone use the phrase โsteamed hamsโ.โ
Skinner: โOh, not in Utica, no. Itโs anโฆ Albany expression.โ
(The conversation pauses as they both begin to eat the burgers)
Chalmers: โYou know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.โ
Skinner: โOh, no, patented Skinner burgers! Old family recipe.โ
Chalmers: โFor steamed hams.โ
Skinner: โYes!โ
Chalmers: โYes, and you call them โsteamed hamsโ despite the fact they are obviously grilled.โ
Skinner (flustered): โYou know, theโฆ One thing I shouldโฆ Excuse me for one moment.โ
Chalmers: โOf course.โ
(Skinner enters the kitchen, which is clearly on fire. After a moment, he re-emerges, stretching)
Skinner: โWell, that was wonderful, a good time was had by all. Iโm pooped!โ
(Chalmers begins to stand, looking at his watch)
Chalmers: โYes, I should be-โ (he notices the blaze in the kitchen) โGood Lord, what is happening in there?โ
Skinner: โAurora Borealis.โ
Chalmers: โA- Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?โ
Skinner: โYes!โ
Chalmers (after a brief pause): โMay I see it?โ
Skinner: โNo.โ
(The two exit Skinnerโs house, pausing at the front door)
Chalmers: โWell, Seymour, I must say - you are an odd fellow, butโฆ You steam a good ham.โ
Agnes Skinner (offscreen): โSeymour! The house is on fire!โ
Seymour: โNo, Mother, itโs just the northern lights.โ
(Chalmers begins to walk away)
Agnes: โHelp! Help!โ
(Chalmers looks back at Seymour, who gives him a thumbs-up)
leave vee alone
he dindu nuffin
Hereโs a hot fucking take
Apparently reading books now means you want to establish the white ethnostate
I agree
I want you to eat a bag if dicks? yeah lol
and?
here's your daily reminder that communism has killed nearly twice as many people as national socialism
wait my math is fucked
nearly *ten times* excuse me
I think you have a thing for me, Joe
you want my gay kulak ass, don't u
but I want you, Joe
I'm attracted to retards
and you also killed 15 million of your own citizens lmfao
no, becuase communism begets murderous, corrupt regimes
idk what 2 tell u my man
so Joe
when can I fuck your gay ass
how many more of your own citizens do you need to starve alive before that happens
me
ah, gotcha
so joe
what are you into
do you like straps?
blindfolds?
can I fuck you with a vodka bottle?
I'm a corpriphiliac, you you better get ready for some shit
I like to smear it on my partner's face
I needd to do that or else I can't get off
you still down?
so Joe
we fuckin or nah
I want you
what a bitch
dude can murder his own citizens with impunity but can't take a dick smh
I lied to @Deleted User
what I really get off to is bullying communists off the internet
come join me in my bed
not you
now that Vice has sealed its fate, Tim needs to name names
I demand bloodsports
where does Nicolas de Jesus belong, boys?
yeah really
what awful forced meme is this
This is seriously the most cancerous meme
Stop forcing it. You look like a fucking mong
Does tim ever actually use discord
Iโve been in here since day one and Iโve only seen him active once
who agrees
degenerate
fucking murdoch murdoch
whoever you are that posted wesley willis
good taste, my dude
rock and roll mcdonalds, motherfuckers
Oh shit, I didnโt know Matpat was a Klan member
oh boy, I love ambien
...I mean tl;dr videos
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