Why thank you kind sir.

Yep

Ye know, the moon landing mightve been fake

Cuz of the boot prints.

Oof

Lol

No shit

But its fun to theorize

After all thats what this is for.

Nani!?

I just bought a dog

Like 2 weeks ago

Oof

You shouldnt have bought it online

Go to a fuckin store

I also buy pornography from a store like a normal fuckin person XD

Nah jk

Yeah

I use Cornhub

For Porn

No

Corn

My bad

Yep

Thats a fact´

Lol

They already exist

Welp, i dont wanna brag tsk tsk but i havent left my house in 3 weeks.

Nothing mutch

Tsk tsk

Yeh.... Im very hot send a rescue team HELP!!

ITS BURNING INSIDE

Yes

Same, for one reason. If i fuck bad then they havent had better.

Nah but pure is good too.

yeah.

Oof

U lost me right there

Excuse me. What the fuck

I dont really have a religion

I was raised Catholic

But when i turned 11 i said "Fuck this shit, memes before religion"

My parents still dunno im not Catholic anymore. And im 16.

Believe in muffins.

Like me

(Its an excuse to eat)

NANI!?

Gimme

Fucking now

I will find out where you live

Idc

A muffin is a muffin

Gimme

Ill pay you

No

Shaggy is stronger

We need Shaggys guidance

No

Shaggy created Jesus

Excuse me what the fuck

Yes

Lmao

Im gonn go to bed

Its midnight here

N im tired

I had to work part time today.

For you bruh

We dont live in same place.

Thats fuckin obvious

Netherlands.

Heck yeh

Thats how i love my men

Wearin masks

Lol

I know

That was a joke.

Hello there

Hoe are yall

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Hey there guys