oh frick a trap?

sex is peeing in your mouth dont tell anyone my freind told me abuot it in shcool last month

no u pe in the mouth and then like a year later she reaches into her throat and grabs the babies head and puuls it out

im 9

she goes ahhhhdhhdgghsdf and starts choking on the babies head

and thats how wemen die in childburth

they choke on the babies head and they go hdgskjhaksdhjtuhagbhjgc

thats how i killed my mom

its like the egg on top of ramen

foreskin is like the egg

my foreskin reaches to my knee but my pp is 2 inches

i dont have a mom she choked on my head

it tastes like foreskin

put it on your sister

the dick cheese

a whole fucking block of cheese up your pee hole

or a meat cleaver

she choked on my head while she was pulling me out of her throat

in childbirth

yeah what if the doctor forgot to put you under during a pee hole surgery and you felt your pee hole rip open

if i had the ability to freeze time i would rape ppl

ngl

@Aeou you put too much cheese on one side

i havent seen it?

take out some of the cheese on the right dumbass

aight

my ass muscles are so strong i can squeeze my intestine out and once i touched it and it felt like a really sqishy snake

it was wt as fuck

and all of my body juices leakes out

im joking hahaha you fell into my trap i didnt touch my intestine

im straight but i always wondered what anal felt like on the other end like what does it feel like how far does it go up women please answer question

can u feel the pp if you touch your stomach on the other side

i have many questions

are tits annoying to have

i feel like they would get in the way a lot

like mega size

YUCKY FUCKY

what would happen if your put a flame thrower up your ass

how far does the penis go when you do anal

an open mind is like a pee hole you can fit many new things in

such as eggs exactly

oh ym god i watched a porn vid about that and this dude shoved a 3 inch diameter pole up his pee hole and it was horrible

i know right

yucky

i think it would hut a lot like your nuts getting squeezed

wtf

if you could enact the purge where would it be

i would put it in a ball pit at ikea

does anyone have the bent dick thing where its minercaft sounds and shes riding his dick and it bends and the minecraft hurt sound is there

i wouldnt i would be scared

l mao

i cant

traps are yucky fucky

that looks like ice please do

@Deleted User ok

doesnt change that traps are yucky fucky

set up your phone and film the jump

i dont like most anime but i like hentai is something wrong with me

snazzy

yeah like at a pool

they have cliffs at my pool

no keep going

jump

do it and i will subscribe to your pateron

4/10

heheaheha

my kayboard has one attached

can i get some vsauce michael hentai

vapes are 140$??????

wtf

i thought they were like 15$

are any of you homeless

im gonna roll your tent over and it will be upside down

while you are sleeping

ew vagina yeast i use that to cook brea

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i am leaving im scared goodbye thank you for tellings me about secks

@Rosier are u at an airport

guess not

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