is i can be your angel push to talk?

or am i simply not worthy of speaking

better red than dead

...

wait

that's not right

damnit

i had this sweet meme i wanted to share

but i can't do pictures

look in gifs

the fuck

idk

IM READY

did it come yet?

is he teasing us?

im so hard for this rn

a fiew hours huh

well it looks like i'll have an erection lasting more than 2 hours

looks like i'll have to call a proffesional<:repfedora:279423798971990027>

you know what you should say after you get the steam key

and simultaniously ejaculate

at the same time

"how it feels to chew 5 gum"

"stimulate your senses"

it is time

BRING ME THE GOODS BOAH

i am ready

lol

NO LEZFORD

no loling with the enemy

well i can't afford games

so ha

i win

yes

i am also that

i

i have failed

IM SPOILING STAR WARS 3

FUCK IT

-commits honorable suicide- m-my only regret

i-s that i won't finish...samurai jack -dead-

steam beans aren't roasted

you where roasted more than DEZ'p NUTZ

the sad part is

it was a game my computer could actually runn @_@

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT5pvhvFL55/
would you listen to this and tell me what u think?

something to listen to while i fap

thank you for the charity

jesus i was joking

do you not shitpost here

ok

great cuz i was about to commit wasabi

japanese ritual suicide

wasabi, the japanese ritual suicide

next time you go to a sushi place and they ask if you want some wasabi with that...say no

repzion more like. reptilion

cuz lizard people are a thing

i'm on the computer

.-.

joke time

my dad is dead, what does that make me

1/4 batman

why does he disrespect wemon

YES

HELLO?

it's me

is that a palce or a fruit?

......can i eat it?

im back

anyway ima go fap to some extremely inapropriate league of legends game play

or porn

all porn names are taken

oh lord

is it christmas already

how did you know what i liked