I appreciate you guys talking to me btw

Not gonna lie, hearing about the Venezuelan shit was a little concerning

While I try to take comfort in that idea, who knows. It all depends on the timing of things. Assuming we invade, maybe it happens next month, or next week. But if it happens after I graduate Parris Island, then who knows man. Personally, I'm not worried about the fighting. Their military is a joke, and the worst that I'll be worried about is the Bolivarian Revolutionary militia. They're shit tier wannabes, but in my experience, shit tier wannabes are the crazier ones. Even then, what really concerns me is just the overall loss of civilian life. War is messy. It's a dirty fucking job and shit happens. If I have to fight, so be it, and may the Gods bless me in battle. But in all honesty, I would be much happier if I could just go down their and hand out food and water to people that need it.

Combat is no issue for me. I just wanna help people is all. And those organizations don't pay for college last time I checked

I'll be alright

Tru

Ttyl man, gonna go meet up with someone special

You know it

@Trash Squid good enough for the Facebook page?

Nice. I added in the I live for this shit quote because Xander Cage, late 90s, skateboarding, you get the idea lol

Yo what've I missed

So a normal Tuesday then

Riiiiiight... da... we were never there... 😉

I made a post on /k/

https://boards.4channel.org/k/thread/41522675

Tally-ho, lads!

Thank

It'd basically just be a giant excuse to go innawoods but with late 19th/early 20th century explorer kits and pith helmets on

It'd be a total meme, but it'd be a fun meme as well

I've realized I have a bad habit of accidentally saying morning to people when it isn't morning. Just did it to one of my poolees. I just justified it by saying "It's before I've had my coffee... it's morning"

It's afternoon where I am

Guy

*guys

The gods have blessed me

I'm going to be a dad

Thanks fellas

She's due January 1st

I will

Any idea what she likes?

I've felt her tugging at my arm for some time but I never really understood why until now

Could use some advice on a good offering

Sure

Well that just sounds like I N F R I N G E M E N T but with extra steps

According to Marbury v. Madison, yes

Exactly! That's what I keep telling people

Here in VA shit is weird

Like, our state continuously votes blue in major elections, but our gun laws aren't too bad despite the state legislature also being stacked with dems, but because everything outside of NOVA, Richmond, and Norfolk is as red as a farmer's neck, we don't generally have to worry about them pulling any shit, and even when they do, it dies quickly

Personally, I don't mind it too much. Nice and liberal when it comes to social issues, but it won't budge on things like guns. That's all I ask of government these days. Don't fuck with my LGBT friends, but don't touch my gid damn guns

Only thing they need to get on is fully decriminalizing the good kush

That'd solve a lot of problems

Fucking make it constitutional

I used to smoke it a lot, but I couldn't afford it anymore lol

I like it a lot, but feel very little need to partake. I just want it completely decriminalized and left up to the free market. Fuck government regulation

F U C K T H E C R O W N

Hey guys I need advice

I got PT with my Marine recruit unit again today, but I pushed myself WAAAY to hard on Tuesday and my thighs are hard as concrete. It's painful to even try to walk, and getting up or trying to sit down is really difficult. Idk what to do. I don't want to disappoint my recruiters or the poolees who I am the squad leader for, but I'm in some serious pain

I don't think it's on that level, and even if it were I don't ship until December 9th

I'm just really, really, REALLY fucking sore

I'm just not sure of how to get my muscles to relax quickly enough so that way I can at least go to PT and pace myself

Well, what advice do you have for at least getting my muscles to chill out enough so I can pace myself at least where I won't be a total God damn drag?

Cuz I sat down on my couch, and it actually felt like my entire thighs from glute to just above the knee turned into solid concrete from flexing just to do that

I'll give it a shot

Any other ideas I could try along with that?

Oh shit, potassium! I forgot about that

I'll see if I've got any

Thanks

Ah yes, the cure all

Thank

Thor decided to grant me some respite; a storm brewed up and PT is cancelled... and my power went out

Oh wait, its back

I'd hit that

I have zero problems admitting I'd hit that

Because I'm that bored

^^^

I'm surprised none of you have said something like "of course the poolee would hit that", like dudes, you missed a golden opportunity

With St. Mattis of Quantico as our leader

Same brother

https://youtu.be/xf3ZhovZ2So

African K E B A B Safari 2: Electric Boogaloo

That just made me sad

ALEXA PLAY DESPOSITO

After watching that video I just sent y'all, I kind of hope I get to boogaloo in Africa

I've actually always wanted to go there

Live out some... Rhodesian fantasies

Eh, who knows, maybe I'll get a chance to

That usually is the most effective way

Save that for the codeine

Could be worse... could be S. Korea

Nice

Congrats brother

Gross

Well

Well lads

Tonight was interesting

I get the feeling that the next nine months for me are going to a LOT of fun

Because last night? Pretty fuckin great

Lmfao, oh boy that morning is gonna be one helluva time

I wonder if I will feel the same. Everyone always says that, but tbh I don't know if I will because for me, this isn't really much of a decision so much as it is a situation where if I don't, then I can kiss my academic and financial future goodbye

Odin's fucking beard that's just cruel lmfao

He said good afternoon, if my Deutsche is correct

Wish we had it that easy here in VA

>Maryland is fucking California levels of dumb shit

I mean...

I'd rather burn Rome to the ground with my ancestors

He sounds like just a major fucking cunt

Also, lmfao at that pic xD very accurate

Some Arab bitch commented that we're dying for jews... yeah, well she's dying because her husband will beat her to death, so she can shut the fuck up

Maybe if she took off all that fuckin' carpet and actually drank a beer every once in awhile she'd find out life isn't so bad

Yep

Peace and freedom through superior firepower