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You don't have my tummy!
No
This man is actually very based.
Never seen a black femboy, only brown ones.
I won't
This isn't lewd!
Todd Howard is in his thirties!
There is no nudity here!
Fine! I deleted it!
Meany.
MOOOOOOOOODS!
Harassment!
Omg
MOOOODS
pls no bulli
Vote for John McAfee.
He's running for British PM and president simultaneously.
He can do that.
I like Death Grips
And Wu Tang Clan
Lana Del Rey is bad
Listen to Captain Beefheart
The shit... It will be awful.
Be safe Eris.
She looks better without tonnes of makeup and breast implants.
But her saying "I wanna be a trad mom" whilst showing off her cleavage like a teenager is pretty hilarious.
I want to see Blaire White's shriveled dick.
@ใใใใใใ ใใใใ But do you have overies?
sad
I need to stop watching porn
But I do!
It's messing up my brain
I need a real woman. Cumming constantly is bad, but also good for your sexual organs, you use it or lose it. God why were we made this?
Sounds like you've had bad experiences with real women, Eris.
But I want kids.
Kids are just cum that you keep and nurture.
But Eris, don't you want a life with meaning?
What act is more meaningful that fulfilling our only biological purpose?
Never
Only on the side when his wife dosen't know
Maybe. But I want a legacy, y'know.
@Eris This
I will marry a woman, move her to Alaska, where I'll train my kids to survive the collapse.
What's disgusting about pussy?
Like?
It lubricates itself, dude. The butthole is an exit.
Better than hole where shit come out of.
No they aren't
And vaginas come in many shapes and sizes
Some look nice
That's because you're gay
That's bad, Eris. You could make a great dad, mom, thing.
Mommy Eris, playing Minecraft with the kids.
What will you do with your life tho
You can't stay a NEET forever, Eris. You gotta find work.
Or get into a profession.
Eris noooo
But that seems a bit hard on your mom.
You'd make a good lawyer, or something. You're a good debator.
Hell, you can just find a man and become some vague imitation of a housewife.
Hey Eris is Capitalism good?
Oh
The eristic academy?
Sorry kid, people with dicks can't be lesbos.
Okay, you've convinced me.
Eris, find a woman. Find a GF.
<@&489004457007513601> Who?
Ahh okay
Nice, now you can learn to code, make your own start-up, move to silicon valley.
I prefer her tomboy bodyguard.
This is a very wholesome chat
Too bad I don't play Minecraft.
Anyone play Tarkov? I wanna play Tarkov once I can get a new PC that's worth shit.
Eris I'm gonna grief you
For saying that
But yeah I get what you mean
Mine some
Yeah but they must be annoying at night
Don't you like fall in them?
That's sad. But it's good that you got to spend time with him, y'know.
It's kind of true. It would've been awkward, just him overconpensating out of guilt.
Bear
Eris, find a job in fishing. Sell bait and fishing rods!
Need a purpose before I find a significant other
*slaps ur tit*
Hey you should read ajin. That's a good manga.
You ran out?
Buy more
Isn't covered on your health insurance?
In the UK, it's on the NHS, but you have to wade through tonnes bureaucracy to get it. Hold up, wouldn't the WHO declaring gender dysphoria to not be a mental disorder not obligate universal healthcare systems to treat it?
It would also mean that health insurance companies wouldn't be obligated to cover it.
You should go to therapy.
It's quite daunting and awkward but I hear most American therapists hand out drugs and pills with little resistance. Don't you give ritilin to 8 year olds over there?
@ใใใใใใ ใใใใ Get a job.
No offense
