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Bro
Iโm not debatin
Iโm recapping the entire roman history
From empire to 1453
Not only.
Alas
Justinian II was a well meaning ruler
Until, 698 when a general named Leontius overthrew him and cut his nose off
Now normally, mutilation means you canโt be emperor
People would be blinded, have their balls or nose cut off
Etc
An anarchy continued until 712 when someone was back
Justinian II was back with a golden prosthetic on his nose and he was pissed
His second reign lasted a short time before he was executed
Credits to Leo III the Khazar for fixing the anarchy
Otherwise the Byzantines would have collapsed earlier
Most of the 8th Century onward was a bit quiet since nothing was happening due to ok emperors
Constantine V The dung named was good; despite his name which was given by hostile historians
Enter Constantine VI?
His own mom had him blinded and exiled.
He died soon after.
She was kicked off the throne by a Financial Administrator named Nikephoros I.
In 811 AD, Nikephoros was on a campaign in Bulgaria
He brutally murdered a townโs population with no mercy, and the Tzar Krum was pissed
In 811 AD by the Pliska pass, Krum ambushed Nikephorosโ forces and decimated them all
His son Staurakios died too; the future emperor
Well
Staurakios was mortally injured but he reigned for 4 months before dying
His successor Michael I was ineffective, ruling for 3 years
Everything was pretty fine; till Michael III the drunkard came in
People call him the drunkard because he was lazy and ineffective
He was actually pretty good contrary to what was branded upon him
The byzantine made a lot of territorial gains
Overall, approaching the 9th century the byzantine empire was faring off pretty well.
Basil I the Macedonian ruled until 886? AD after him.
Basil was good. Great financial administrator and conqueroror
Died in a hunting accident after getting dragged by a deer for 16 KM.
The empire was fine for many years after basil died under Constantine VII Porphyrogenitos and Romanos Lekapenos
Enter 960.
The empireโs all fine and dandy, but Romanosโ successor Romanos II is ineffective.
When he dies, a lad named Nikephoros II pinches the throne
Nikephoros was an ugly person, but one of the best military conquerors.
He was eventually killed after a 6 year reign after a conspiracy from a minister that he demoted for ineffectivity
His successor John Tzismiskes was great too, excellent conqueror until his untimely death in 976 from the plague
Then came the best Byzantine emperor
Basil II Boulgaroktonos.
Basil expanded the Empireโs territories all the way to the danube and was a brilliant financial admin. All was great at that time.
His successors were poorly chosen men who were husbands of the Empress Zoe, except for Constantine Monomachos who was fairly good
Then a bloke came along by 1060~ named Constantine X Doulas
Doukas
Doukas was pathetic, destroyed the army, and economy
Oh the schism?
Iโll get into that later
His successor Romanos IV diogenes suffered a horrible defeat at Manzikert in 1071 to the turks and all was in shambles since he was taken captive
His successors werenโt great either until a certain fellow named Alexios I Komnenos came along
Until 1185 the Komnenids were good and competent rulers who held the empire upright
Alexios John and Manuel were all good and well meaning.
Manuel too, except in 1176 towards the end of his reign
He suffered a defeat to the turks at Myriokephalon.
Whoops! And in the early 1180s when he died, his successor was his 14 year old son.
Johnโs cousin Andronikos I Komnenos had the youth strangled and took reign
Andronikos was cruel.
He was eventually killed after a week of public torture
Coming around the late 12th century we see the most spineless rulers
The Angelids.
Isaac II Angelos was a pathetic ruler who did almost nothing
His relative Alexios III Angelos wasnโt better at all. Cruel and lavish, he emptied the treasury on personal items and dismantled the army
The issue here was the crusaders
Alexios was expelled by the crusaders and Isaacโs son Alexios IV Angelos was put into power
Alexios IV was a pederast according to his father, who he freed from prison as they joint ruled
Isaac was blinded on orders of Alexios III bte
Btw
The Crusaders here were horrible. Ruthless pillagers who forgot the main mission to recover the holy land
Eventually, on Feb 8 1204, the two Angelids were killed by Alexios V Doukas Mourtzuphlos who tried to handle the crusaders
He was executed in 1205 by being thrown from the column of theodosius.
The Crusaders handled Constantinople for 50 years.
Meanwhile in exile, the Byzantine was the Nicean Empire
Theodore I Laskaris held power for a while, and he was pretty decent
Holding off Turks and expanding territory
His successor John III Doukas Vatatzes was even more better
A pious emperor who made territorial gains and was canonized as a saint in Christianity later
His son Theodore II Laskaris lasted 4 years; albeit he too was brilliant in his own sense. The previous two emperors were epileptic
Despite his epilepsy, John III and Theodore II managed to keep the empire going on
They handed their throne off to John IV Laskaris, Theodoreโs 8 year old son who had a regent for 3 years.
On his 11th birthday, he was blinded and exiled.
The man who ordered this was Michael VIII Palaiologos
He was brutal but an ok emperor
Not great
But he did reconquer constantinople by 1260.
His successors werenโt amazing.
Andronikos II Komnenos had a long reign but he was ineffective.
A lot of lost territory happened during his reign
In 1320, his grandson Andronikos III ended up accidentally killing his own brother
And Andronikos IIโs son, his Co Emperor John IX died of grief
Andronikos ended up disowning his grandson and a civil war happened
The latter won and he ruled for a bit.
His son, John V was pathetic
A spineless ruler who completely lost territory around the empire
He didnโt know when to give up
Eventually he died of a nervous breakdown after a series of humiliating defeats.
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