bbq should we massacre non whites?

Well you can't win em all

bbq should I eat my 3rd sausage sandwich of the day?

bbq I'm hungry :(

bbq so I can?

bbq should we ban @Shane?

Fuuuuu-

bbq should we decapitate shane?

@0099 he thinks his jawline makes him better than us

Cocaine has fucked me up this year

5k down the toilet now I don't even have any money for food

@Major Slow you know what I mean silly

@MrrSlebderttendors I have a heart problem and have been hospitalised like 30 times this year due to cocaine use

@Major Slow I'm clean now bucko so shuddup

@MrrSlebderttendors When did I say that you said that using cocaine irresponsibly is a good thing?

@MrrSlebderttendors ok u win

Who wants to see another pic of my willy

Thank you anaconda I always knew I had a friend in you 😘

^

Sausage fest yes!

Willies smell funny

Except mine

Mine smells like my arm

I dunno but it has that musty *me* smell

I haven't got round to taking it yet and now I feel a little weird about it

I keep forgetting shitposting has consequences

That place looks bleak af

≥ bet you never seen this b4

@MrrSlebderttendors top secret only the biggest autists are given clearance

^

Anyone miss me?

;_;

ily2 :))

I'm honestly so boring on vc I sound like I've given up on life

Which incidentally I have

:,)

Well I've lost the ability to climax so you can imagine the levels of excitement down there

I'm only 22

Also I've been losing my hair in patches

& I was called weird by a few lads at the pub the other day for unknown reasons

That sent my self esteem tumbling now I don't want to leave the house because I don't want to show my weirdness to people in case it upsets their day

All I said was is it alright if I sit here cos that's the only place there was benches and I wanted to smoke

Yes I'm on mirtazapine

Yes its an SSRI

Idk what it is called in the USA

Nah I broke my foreskin when I was a child and it never healed which means I inadvertently circumcised myself whilst still actually having my foreskin intact just not functional

Oh well at least if it gets worse I'll have the balls to kms

The hair is in terminal decline I have seen more fertile graveyard's than my scalp

I'm sticking with the medication though I've noticed some slight improvement with my dp/dr

Mine is stress related according to my doctor

Anyone else here on meds?

Weed is the reason I'm like this fuck that shit

I can't believe government's around the world are shilling that mind bending nigger shit to the youth

I don't want to live but I don't want to die either wat do? 🤔

Like just cease to exist

I don't think I've ever been fine

@Nobody are you expecting to get stabbed in the foot anytime soon?

Yeah good thinking bro

What's a folie I forgot

Mental illness otherwise a nice young man

Like me

And you're pretty sure it's your parents fault that you are the way you are

It's a tragic state of affaires knowing that had you simply been abandoned as a child your future prospects would have been improved by at least a factor of ten

No I am the original Pax Britannicus

Also @Bolsapryca fucking Gibraltar, suck my dick you're not getting it back

What does the Spanish royal family do I only found out about their existence like 5 years ago

@Bolsapryca

So basically the same as us

Constitutional monarchy ftw

Do you think bolsa is camp irl

Idk man you just have that fairy look like "heeeeyyyy guiss ;D" *bends hand downward*

lol shut up

"DoNt JuDgE mE i WaS bOrN tHiS way" ;(

I pity your father

tbf lyptical is pretty minging

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Isn't beyond irrelevant basically relevancy? 🤔

@Bolsapryca send butt pics

@Bolsapryca you're a dirty little street bitch ;)

Can I has some roles pls

I'm all snuggled up watching a movie

@sunny no the king on Netflix

@chonkyfire never a truer word was uttered on this server

I bow to you sir

Did lyptical get banned?

Lol

What a fuckin chode

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@Akah was it what the pissheads drink

Like frosty jacks

That's fuckin bad mate

I mean the alcoholism

I have a drinking problem desu

Do you shake when you don't have a drink?

I'm in the intense craving stage atm I spend all my money on booze

Even over food desu :(

Yeah I agree, also I'm a weirdo when I'm drunk

@Kayn Serhal you too fren

I envy you

I have two double packs of spam in my cupboard